Why I DID NOT "Rue" the Day!!

Why I DID NOT "Rue" the Day!! is an iCarly.com blog written by Carly Shay about Nevel.

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Why I DID NOT "Rue" the Day!! OK, so we were handing out flyers for iCarly at school when this girl Tasha (she is SO MEAN) was all, "If iCarly was any good, I'd have read about it on nevelocity.com." Ugh!!! She's soooo obnoxious! Anyway, I went home and sent an email to this man NEVEL to ask him to review our web show. Then, during the show, SAM ORDERED CHINESE FOOD WHICH SHOWED UP RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF OUR WEBCAST!!! (Sometimes Sam is INSANE.) Well, since the food guy walked right into our show, we decided to interview him. MISTAKE! He was BORING (but nice). It was a lame interview... but his "Snow Pea Beef" ROCKED! Lucky for us, Nevel watched iCarly and LOVED IT -- he told me in an email! But when I went to meet him I found out he's an 11-YEAR-OLD BOY! And he tried to KISS ME!!!!!!!! GROSSSSS!!!!! I got so mad I rubbed tapenade (which tastes GREAT) all over his face. He was BOILING MAD at me and said I would "rue the day" (translation: I would REGRET rubbing tapenade in his face). Yikes! He also sniffed my hair -- which was just WEIRD. Then, to get back at me, Nevel wrote a VERY MEAN review of iCarly -- just 'cuz I didn't wanna kiss him!!! But we got revenge. I told his MOTHER on him!! And she made him write a new review telling everyone THE TRUTH about how he LOVES iCarly.

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