What a Strawberry Splat MIGHT Say to a Blueberry Banana!

What a Strawberry Splat MIGHT Say to a Blueberry Banana! is an iCarly.com blog written by Spencer Shay about smoothies.

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What a Strawberry Splat MIGHT Say to a Blueberry Banana! Whenever Carly goes to The Groovy Smoothie, I ask her to get me one. I USED to get the "Strawberry Splat" smoothie, but then I switched to the "Blueberry Banana" smoothie. If a "Strawberry Splat" smoothie had a CONVERSATION with a "Blueberry Banana" smoothie, WHAT WOULD THEY SAY? I think it MIGHT go something like this… Blueberry Banana: Hey. How’s it goin’? Strawberry Splat: I hate you! Blueberry Banana: Why???!? What did I do??? Strawberry Splat: Spencer USED to love MEEE! Blueberry Banana: Well, sorry. It’s not my fault I taste better than you. Strawberry Splat: That’s a lie! I’m VERY tasty! Way tastier than you! Blueberry Banana: Oh YEAH? Then why does Spencer wanna taste ME now, and NOT YOU anymore? Strawberry Splat: I don’t know! You’re evil! Blueberry Banana: No -- you're just MAD 'cuz I'm a newer, better, and younger smoothie than you. You WERE tasty -- like 3 years ago -- but that was then. I'M what Spencer wants NOW. Strawberry Splat: I'm STILL yummy, no matter what you say! Blueberry Banana: Not really. You used to be all smooth and good. But now, you’re too thick and lumpy. Why don’t you join a gym or somethin'? Strawberry Splat: You are so mean! Blueberries are stupid! They aren’t even blue! They’re PURPLE! Admit it! Blueberry Banana: No! And strawberries are weirdly shaped and have big pores! Strawberry Splat: I just want Spencer to love me again! Blueberry Banana: Hey, we all WANT things. Maybe you can date Lewbert. But as for SPENCER -- I'M the smoothie he wants to be drinking now. Strawberry Splat: Maybe. Until The Groovy Smoothie starts selling their NEW flavor next month: KIWI-PEACH!!! I hear it's gonna be the prettiest new smoothie EVER! Blueberry Banana: What?!?!?!?!?!! Strawberry Splat: Yep. LOL. Hahahahahaha. Loser! Blueberry Banana: Awwwwwww!!!!! Poo!!! This I-M conversation has been entirely made-up by me. Thank you. –Spencer ;)

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