What's In My Pageant Bag? is an iCarly.com blog written by Sam Puckett about the essentials she keeps in her bag while competing in pageants.
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 What's In My Pageant Bag?
Yo, It's me, Sam. Actually, it's Miss Teen Seattle Sam to you. (If you haven't seen my award-winning dance, CLICK HERE!) Sure, I made winning look easy, but let me tell you, the pageant world is brutal. To survive you gotta be totally prepared. That's why I always keep the following things in my purse when I go pageant-ing. 1. A Taser 'Cuz SOME girls steal your lip gloss! I won't mention any names, but you know who you are, Miss Pre-Teen Seattle 2003! I haven't forgotten! 2. Eye Liner To write my pageant answers down on my arm, of course. What? There's nowhere in that dress to stuff a cheat sheet! 3. Adult Diapers Not for me... for my mom. It's a LOOONG competition! And she has a phobia about public toilets. 4. Ranch Dressing I use it as conditioner AND it makes a great dip for the spare ribs and chicken in my purse. 5. Cold Hard Cash Because sometimes the best talent is figuring out how to pay off the judges.  |
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What's In My Pageant Bag? on iCarly.com- What's In My Pageant Bag? on archive.vn
- What's In My Pageant Bag? on web.archive.org
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