The Future... According to Caleb
So while Sam was locked in the mental institution, we met a very interesting man. His name is Caleb and he told us he's from the future.
Gibby believed him. I did NOT. Although, I did like when Caleb told me I was going to become the Vice President of the United States. But he lost all credibility when I asked him who the President was going to be. He said Justin Bieber. Justin Bieber CANNOT be President. He’s CANADIAN! Here are some other absurd things Caleb told me will happen in the future!
1. That crazy girl Nora gets out of jail and kidnaps the iCarly crew AGAIN!
2. Spencer will marry an alien lady. He will then have the first human-alien baby and name it Allie.
3. Sam will become a vegetarian.
4. A woman named Mrs. Benson will accidentally bring a hair-eating virus into the country from Barbados. Most people in Seattle will go bald, but their hair will grow back eventually.
5. Christmas will be moved to the summer because Americans will start complaining that they'd rather be tan while opening presents.
6. Freddie will become a professional ping-pong player and his face will be on cereal boxes in Mainland China and Greece.
7. A man named T-Bo will invent an app that makes stupid people smart and as a result school will be canceled forever.
8. Gibby will be the first real-life superhero. His power will be that he can make ANY girl fall in love with him. The world will call him "The Love Man."
9. The Jersey Shore will become a luxury vacation destination.
10. Sam will sell her role as co-host of iCarly in order to buy a tree-house made entirely of licorice.
These are all insane except for #10. I DO believe Sam would give up iCarly for anything made of food.
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