Laws That My Mom is Trying to Get Passed is an iCarly.com blog written by Freddie Benson about laws his mother is trying to get passed.
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 Laws That My Mom is Trying to Get Passed
What up, iCarly peeps? I'm sitting here at City Hall with my mom and I'm bloggin' from my PearPhone. What am I doing at City Hall you ask? Well, my mom is trying to get some laws passed. She's got a whole bunch of petitions and she's asking everyone to sign them. If she gets enough signatures, she says she can get them made into law. She says we need to stay out here until we get at least 1,000 signatures for each petition. Yay (not really!). She's totally lost it! She feels very strongly that the following things should be made into laws IMMEDIATELY. I would like to make it illegal for your mom to do crazy things that embarrass you! Oh no, now the news cameras are here... GREAT :(.
2. The Internet should "close" at 9 PM. (I'm not sure my mom understands how "The Internet" works yet!) 3. All girls MUST be nice to Freddie. (Sam refused to sign the petition for this one.) 4. The driving age SHOULD be increased to 35 years old. (She doesn't believe you should be able to drive until you're too old to want to drive fast.) 5. Flossing twice a day should be MANDATORY. 6. Everyone MUST be trained in CPR, the Heimlich Maneuver, and kissing boo boos to make them better. 7. Everyone under 21 MUST wear a mouth guard when walking. (She's still mad she had to pay so much for my braces.) 8. Sugar should be outlawed. (My mom says people who eat too much sugar always want to go and start rock bands.) 9. No Rock bands. (She said Mozart never owned an electric guitar so neither should anyone else.) 10. No Sam Puckett. (She thinks that Sam should be put in juvie for good. Even Sam's mom thought about signing this one, but she didn't because she needs someone to record her favorite TV shows for her.) |
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