If I REALLY Was A Cartoon, I'd...

If I REALLY Was A Cartoon, I'd... is an iCarly.com blog written by Spencer Shay about he would do if he were a cartoon.

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If I REALLY Was A Cartoon, I'd... Spencer here. The tall, awkward, older brother of Carly. Wow... I just depressed myself. :( Anyway, ready for some randomness? You know how we cartooned ourselves for iCarly.com? Well what if YOU could REALLY be a cartoon??? What would you do that you can't do now? Well, here's what I would do. If I REALLY Was A Cartoon, I'd... 1. Draw myself an adult friend. Cuz all I hang out with now are teenagers. 2. Get run over by a steamroller. I've always wondered what it felt like to be flat. 3. Guest star on SpongeBob SquarePants. I heard they get a pretty nice paycheck over there. 4. Date a fairy tale princess. Just to prove I could. 5. Try to not to think of anything embarrassing 'cuz then everyone could read my thought bubbles. 6. Erase a few extra inches in the mid-section -- that sure would beat going to the gym. 7. Never wear shoes. This doesn't really have anything to do with being a cartoon, I just hate wearing shoes. 8. Never use credit cards again. I would just carry around bags with money signs on them and throw gold at people. 9. Never have to write another blog again... But since I'm not a cartoon... I'll see you all in a few weeks. Later, Spencer (The Non-Cartoon Version)

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• If I REALLY Was A Cartoon, I'd... on iCarly.com
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• If I REALLY Was A Cartoon, I'd... on web.archive.org