Script:
-Scene 1-
(Carly, Sam, and Freddie are in the iCarly studio during an iCarly web show. Freddie is holding his camera, and pointing it at Carly and Sam, who are laughing)
SAM: (to the camera) Next, on iCarly...
CARLY: (to the camera) We want to show you guys an awesome new product for sale.
SAM: You've all seen that stupid commercial for that crazy blanket with the sleeves, right?
CARLY: Well, we found something even crazier and stupider!
SAM: And we don't mean Freddie.
(the TV swings out and plays a video that they made. The video shows Carly sitting on the couch with a blanket, while she is polishing a bowling ball)
NARRATOR: How many times has this happened to you? You're just sitting on your couch, trying to polish your bowling ball, but your blanket keeps flying off your body.
(Someone off screen of the video yanks the blanket off of Carly)
CARLY IN THE VIDEO: (to the camera) My blanket keeps falling off my body.
NARRATOR: Well, forget blankets, 'cause now there's... The sack.
(the video shows Carly and Sam wearing colorful sacks and looking happy)
CARLY AND SAM IN THE VIDEO: (to the camera) (excitedly) The sack?
NARRATOR: With the sack, you'll stay warm and cozy while doing all the fun things you enjoy, like... making dinner,
(the video shows Freddie trying to cook, but because the sack covers his arms, the plates and pots are falling off the table)
NARRATOR: Surfing the web,
(the video shows Sam using her face to type and click on a computer)
NARRATOR: Showering,
(the video shows Spencer in the shower wearing his sack)
NARRATOR: Even enjoying hot bowls of chowder.
(the video shows Sam and Freddie attempting to eat chowder, but the chowder is going everywhere)
NARRATOR: Made of a super-soft, thick, luxurious fabric of some sort, the sack comes in rash red, mucus green, pus yellow or blue.
(the video shows all of the different sacks)
NARRATOR: Order now, and you'll get this photo of a 1996 penny.
(the video shows a picture of the penny)
NARRATOR: To order, go to www.sendmeasack.com.
(the video shows Sam, Freddie, and Spencer in Carly's apartment wearing their sacks, and a girl walks past them)
GIRL IN THE VIDEO: (to Sam, Freddie, and Spencer) Hey, nice sacks.
SAM, FREDDIE, AND SPENCER IN THE VIDEO: (to the camera) We know.
(the video ends showing Sam, Freddie, and Spencer jumping around with their sacks)
CARLY: (to the camera) Now, lately at iCarly, we've been thinking about...
CARLY AND SAM: (holding up squash) Squash!
CARLY: See, kids don't eat enough vegetables these days.
SAM: So we're gonna set a good example.
CARLY: Watch this.
(Carly and Sam bite into their squashes)
SAM: Ow!
CARLY: (to Sam) What's wrong?
(Sam pulls a tooth out of her mouth)
CARLY: (to Sam) Oh my God, you lost a tooth.
SAM: (to the camera) See what you get for eating vegetables?
--theme song--
-Scene 2-
(Carly, Sam, and Freddie are in Carly's apartment. Sam is sitting at the kitchen table eating corn on the cob. She is groaning in pain)
CARLY: Stop that!
SAM: Come on, I'm hungry!
FREDDIE: But you just had a tooth fall out.
CARLY: You can't be eating corn on the cob.
SAM: Aw, what's the big chiz? It's normal for teeth to fall out.
CARLY: Yeah, when you're five.
FREDDIE: Or ninety!
CARLY: How long has it been since you've been to a dentist?
SAM: I dunno. Two.... Twelve years.
CARLY: What!!??
FREDDIE: YEARS??!!
CARLY: You're supposed to go every six months.
SAM: Yeah, well I'll add that to my list of things that'll never happen. (continues to eat the corn) Ow!
(Spencer enters the room carrying two different shirts)
SPENCER: Hey, you guys. Which one of these shirts do you think I should wear tomorrow?
(Carly and Freddie walk over to Spencer)
CARLY: (to Spencer) To where?
SPENCER: Prison.
FREDDIE: Prison?
CARLY: Oh my God, what did you download?
SPENCER: (laughs) Nothing.... (thinks for a second) Yeah, nothing. That's not why I'm going to prison.
CARLY: Then why?
SPENCER: To teach art. I volunteered for this program where people help prisoners learn valuable skills so when they get out, they won't have to go back to a life of crime.
SAM: (walking over to them) (sarcastically) Sure. Why would a dude rob a bank when he can build a robot out of soda bottles? (continues to eat the corn)
SPENCER: (to Carly) Hey, is she eating my corn? That was the last piece of corn.
CARLY: No, she's not. (takes the corn away from Sam and hands it to Spencer) But she is going to see a dentist.
SPENCER: (showing them that the piece of corn has a big red stain on it) Hey, what's on this corn? Barbecue sauce?
FREDDIE: Sam's blood.
(Spencer shrieks and throws the corn on the floor behind him)
-Scene 3-
(Carly and Sam are at the dentist. The dental hygienist is in the room with them)
DENTAL HYGIENIST: All right Sam, just sit here and let me adjust this for you.
(Sam sits in the dental chair. The dental hygienist is about to adjust Sam's chair, but Sam grabs her hand)
SAM: Whoa, whoa, whoa, what are you doing, lady?
CARLY: (to Sam) She's just gonna have you lie down.
SAM: Oh. Well I do like lying down.
(the dental hygienist lowers Sam's chair. She then takes out a dental bib)
DENTAL HYGIENIST: And I'll just put this around your neck.
SAM: What, are we having ribs?
DENTAL HYGIENIST: (chuckles) No. See, when the dentist starts drilling into your teeth-
SAM: Drilling my teeth??!! (starts freaking out) (to Carly) I don't want to do this! I don't want to do this!
CARLY: It's okay. It's okay. (to the dentist) Help me!
(Dr. Wheeler enters the room when he heard all of the screaming)
DR. WHEELER: Hey, hey, hey! girls, girls, girls!
CARLY: Hi, Dr. Wheeler. This is my friend, Sam. She's a little nervous.
SAM: I'm way nervous.
CARLY: She hasn't been to a dentist since...... She hasn't been to a dentist.
DR. WHEELER: (to Sam) Sam, there's nothing to be nervous about.
SAM: There better not be.
DR. WHEELER: (to Carly) Why don't you go sit in the waiting room, and I'll get Sam's teeth all fixed up.
CARLY: Okay. (to Sam) Stay blonde.
SAM: (to Carly) Stay brown.
(Carly leaves the room, but immediately reenters when she hears screaming. When she returns, she sees Sam practically on top of the dentists, about to hurt them with their poky dental equipment. The dentists are both screaming. Carly tries to pull Sam off of them)
-Scene 4-
(Spencer is at the prison, standing in front of a bunch of prisoners who are sitting in rows. Two police officers are standing near Spencer)
SPENCER: (to the police officers) Thank you, officers. I'll take it from here.
OFFICER: You sure you don't want us to stay?
SPENCER: Nah. If I'm gonna teach these guys about art, I need to show them that I trust them. (holds his fists out to be fist-bumped by the prisoners, but stops when no one fist-bumps him)
OFFICER: Whatever you say. If you need us, just yell.
(the two officers leave the room)
SPENCER: No worries. (to the prisoners) Hello, gentlemen. My name is Spencer, and I'm gonna be teaching you guys about sculpting.
(one of the prisoners jumps on Spencer, and Spencer screams. The two officers rush over and pry the prisoner off of Spencer. A couple other officers take the prisoner out of the room. One officer helps Spencer, and Spencer hugs him, and awkwardly touches his head and ears)
OFFICER: (to Spencer) Sorry. We should've warned you about that guy. He's always trying to kill somebody.
SPENCER: Yeah, that would've been good to know.
OFFICER: Yeah. (leaves the room)
SPENCER: (to the prisoners) As I was saying, I'm gonna teach you guys about sculpting, which, of course, is art. Now, I think of art as a physical expression of emotion! So let's start by talking about the emotions you guys are feeling right now!
PRISONER #1: Stabbling.
SPENCER: Stabbing ... isn't really an emotion, it's more of an ... activity. (Does a stabbing motion with his hand) That I hope you don't do to me ... See, an emotion is more of a feeling.
PRISONER #1: (angrily) Well, maybe I feel stabby!
SPENCER: (nervously) So, sculpting.... Why don't we come up with an idea for a sculpture we can all build together?
PRISONER #1: A knife.
SPENCER: No. Let's think of something big and not deadly.
PRISONER #2: How about a big pair of pants?
(the other prisoners nod in agreement)
SPENCER: Okay, we all seem excited about that, so great, sure. Let's sculpt a big pair of pants.
(the two officers lead the prisoner who previously attacked Spencer back into the room)
OFFICER: (to Spencer) Hey. He wants to apologize for trying to kill you.
SPENCER: All right.
PRISONER THAT ATTACKED SPENCER: Listen, I'm really sorry... (attacks Spencer again)
(Spencer screams and the officers pull the prisoner out of the room)
SPENCER: (yelling) (to the prisoner) Apology accepted! (groaning in pain)
-Scene 5-
(the scene shows a blurry and hazy vision of Carly, Dr. Wheeler, and the hygienist from Sam's perspective. Sam is still in the dentist chair.)
CARLY: (to the dentists) Ooh. Her teeth look good.
DR. WHEELER: Yep. I replaced the missing tooth and filled three other cavities.
CARLY: You hear that, Sam?
SAM: (giggly) (to Carly) You're blurry. Pretty, blurry girl.
CARLY: (to the dentists) Why is she giggly?
DENTAL HYGIENIST: We had to give her some Nitrous Oxide to calm her down.
CARLY: Nitrous?
DR. WHEELER: Laughing gas. She'll be a little loopy for a while. (to the hygienist) Now come on, let's go check her x-rays.
(Dr. Wheeler and the hygienist leave the room)
(Sam is giggling and playing with some of the sharp dental equipment)
CARLY: (to Sam) How ya doing? (takes the sharp equipment and puts it back)
SAM: (giggly) Okay, but we gotta get outta here. I gotta go to the dentist.
CARLY: (laughs) We're at the dentist.
SAM: (giggly) Whoa. That was fast. (looks at her fist) Oh man, it's gone.
CARLY: What's gone?
SAM: My thumb. It was there a second ago.
CARLY: (takes Sam's thumb out from behind her fist) Here. See? Your thumb came back! (laughs)
SAM: Oh yeah. (laughs really hard, but then stops laughing) What's so funny?
CARLY: You. You're acting all loopy from the gas the dentist gave you.
SAM: Hey.
CARLY: What?
SAM: Come here. Come here.
CARLY: What is it?
SAM: I wanna tell you a secret.
CARLY: Okay.
SAM: Come here.
CARLY: I'm already here. (leans in close to Sam) What's the secret?
(Sam disoriently pulls Carly closer to her)
SAM: (whispering) I like fried chicken.
CARLY: (laughs) It's not a secret that you like fried chicken. (pulls away from Sam)
SAM: I know. I got scared to tell you my real secret.
CARLY: Just tell me!
SAM: Okay. Come here.
CARLY: I already come-hered.
(Sam disoriently pulls Carly toward her again)
SAM: You know that kid, Freddie?
CARLY: (laughs) Yes, I know Freddie.
SAM: (whispering) We kissed.
(Carly's face changes from happy to shocked)
CARLY: What?
SAM: (pulls Carly's hair away so she can whisper in her ear) Me and Freddie kissed. You know... (makes kissing noises)
CARLY: (shocked) You and Freddie really kissed!!???
SAM: (giggly) Shh! Don't tell Carly.
-Scene 6-
(Carly and Sam enter Carly's apartment)
SAM: (to Carly) (with dental cotton in her mouth) Thanks for taking me to the dentist.
CARLY: I can't understand you with all that cotton in your mouth.
(Sam takes the cotton out of her mouth and puts it in Carly's hand)
SAM: Thanks for taking me to the dentist. (entering the kitchen) I'm hungry.
CARLY: Hey, the dentist said you can't eat for three hours.
SAM: (opening the refrigerator) It's okay, it'll be our little secret.
CARLY: Yeah, not our only little secret.
SAM: What do you mean?
CARLY: Uh, do you not remember what you told me at the dentist?
SAM: Nah, it's all a blur. Just like third through ninth grade.
(Spencer enters the apartment)
SPENCER: Hey, I'm home from prison.
CARLY: (to Spencer) Hi.
SAM: (closes the refrigerator) All right, you people have no food. I'm gonna make a run to Pink Bunny. You guys want yogert?
CARLY: No.
SPENCER: No thanks.
(Sam runs over to the door)
CARLY: (to Spencer) So, how was teaching sculpting to prisoners?
SPENCER: Well, it started off pretty interesting when one of my students tried to kill me with his bare hands.
CARLY: (watching Sam as she puts on her jacket and bag) (to Spencer) Oh, that sounds fun.
SPENCER: Fun?
SAM: (leaving the apartment) Later.
SPENCER: (to Carly) What's fun about a psychotic-
(Sam closes the door behind her)
CARLY: (to Spencer) Sam and Freddie kissed!!!!!!!!!!!!
SPENCER: Ah. What did you just say?
CARLY: The dentist gave Sam this loopy gas, and she was all, "me and Freddie kissed."
SPENCER: No way. Give me the deets.
CARLY: I don't have any deets! 'Cause after she told me, she whispered, "Shhh. Don't tell Carly."
SPENCER: Why would she tell you not to tell yourself?
CARLY: I don't know, it was the gas talkin'! She doesn't even remember she told me. (talking fast) So now, I know this insane secret that I'm not supposed to know, and she doesn't even know that I know, and why wouldn't she want me to know?
SPENCER: Okay, calm down.
CARLY: Never tell a girl to calm down! Guys always tell girls to calm down and it never works! It just gets us all whipped up! You see me all whipped up now? It's 'cause you told me to calm down! (hits Spencer)
SPENCER: You know, most guys have to get married to suffer this kind of abuse.
CARLY: Can you believe Sam and Freddie kissed, and they didn't tell me?
SPENCER: Maybe they didn't.
CARLY: But why would Sam lie?
SPENCER: I'm not saying she lied. When you're on that wacky gas, sometimes you don't know what you're saying.
CARLY: Well, Sam did think that her thumb was missing.
SPENCER: Was it?
CARLY: No.
SPENCER: So, then Sam and Freddie probably didn't kiss.
CARLY: Yeah. There's no way Sam wouldn't tell me if that really happened. And there's no way that would happen.
SPENCER: All right then. Now, you wanna hear about my day in prison?
CARLY: No, I'm good. (goes upstairs)
-Scene 7-
(Freddie is in the iCarly studio wearing earbuds with music playing. He is working on one of his cameras. Carly enters the room, but Freddie doesn't notice her)
FREDDIE: (singing badly) ♪ I like the way you touched my head.♪
CARLY: Freddie?
(Freddie doesn't hear Carly because of his music)
FREDDIE: (singing badly) ♪ So why would you choose him instead? ♪
CARLY: Freddie?
FREDDIE: (singing badly) ♪ Girl who cuts my hair♪
CARLY: Freddie! (blasts him with a pressurized air blaster thingy)
FREDDIE: Ahh! (takes his earbuds out and notices Carly)
CARLY: Why so jumpy?
FREDDIE: 'Cause you blasted me in the head with pressurized air!
CARLY: I was here, I know what happened.
FREDDIE: So, how'd Sam do at the dentist?
CARLY: Like you'd expect.
FREDDIE: She bit him?
CARLY: Four times. He may lose part of his finger. But then... the dentist gave her some of that wacky gas.
FREDDIE: Nitrous Oxide?
CARLY: Mm-hmm. And then... (giggles)
FREDDIE: What?
CARLY: Then, she started saying some pretty...weird stuff.
FREDDIE: Weird how?
CARLY: Like...she thought her thumb was missing.
FREDDIE: Was it?
CARLY: (frustrated) No! And...then.... She said that you two kissed.
(Freddie gets a worried expression on his face)
FREDDIE: (nervously) So, she... really thought her thumb was missing? That's so crazy...
CARLY: And, she said that you two kissed!
FREDDIE: Uh.... (yelling) I'm coming, mom! (starts to leave the room)
CARLY: Your mom didn't call you!
FREDDIE: I heard the whistle!
CARLY: Is what Sam said true?
FREDDIE: No. I'm sure she had both her thumbs!
CARLY: (frustrated) Did you and Sam kiss??!!
(Freddie runs to try to escape but Carly tackles him to the ground and pins him)
CARLY: Tell me!!!
FREDDIE: No!!!
(Freddie reverses the pin and pins Carly to the ground)
CARLY: Whoa! When did you get so strong?
FREDDIE: Same time the voice got lower!
CARLY: (frustrated) Did you and Sam kiss?
FREDDIE: Okay, yes, it's true... Sam and I kissed.
CARLY: Oh my God!
(Freddie helps Carly to her feet)
FREDDIE: I was bummed about never kissing anyone, and I was out on the balcony, and Sam came out ... she said she never kissed anyone either and we ended up kissing!
CARLY: (yells) Oh my God!
FREDDIE: It was just one time ... except for that other time ... but that might've been Sam's twin sister. I'm still fuzzy on the whole "Melanie" thing!
CARLY: You guys are my best friends! How come neither one of you told me?
FREDDIE: We promised each other we'd never speak of it again. (yells) Oh man, I've been speaking of it again!
CARLY: (takes out her cell phone) I'm calling Sam right now!
FREDDIE: No! If you tell Sam I told you, she'll kick me in places that should never be kicked!
CARLY: I have to talk to her about this.
FREDDIE: Then you've gotta get her to tell you it happened.
CARLY: Just let me call!
FREDDIE: (overlapping Carly) No! You cannot! Do not call! She's going to destroy me!
CARLY: (overlapping Freddie) Just one phone call! I'll just talk to her right now! (yelling) Okay.
-Scene 8-
(Spencer is at the prison with the prisoners. They are standing around a sculpture of a gigantic pair of pants)
SPENCER: All right. I'd say this sculpture is just about finished.
PRISONER: Yeah.
SPENCER: A seven-foot tall pair of pants.
PRISONER #2: Yeah. Really nice.
PRISONER #1: (holding scissors) I wanna stab 'em.
(Spencer takes the scissors out of his hand and replaces it with a spray bottle of glue)
SPENCER: You know, I just wanna say I'm really proud of you guys. 'Cause instead of stealing or beating or stabbing, you worked as a team and built this large pair of pants together.
PRISONER #2: Well, we owe it all to you, Spence. (hands Spencer a cup of punch)
PRISONER #3: To Spencer!
(Spencer and the prisoners clink their cups together)
SPENCER: Thank you. Cheers. (drinks some punch) This punch is really good. You made this yourself?
PRISONER #2: Mm-hmm. In my own toilet.
(Spencer spits out the punch)
SPENCER: Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go disinfect my mouth. (leaves the room)
PRISONER #2: (to some of the other prisoners) Quick, help us get in the pants!
(some prisoners pull up a giant ladder, and some of them climb into the pants)
-Scene 9-
(Spencer is in the living room of their apartment with the sculpture of pants. Carly comes down the stairs)
SPENCER: Yo, what up, kiddo?
CARLY: Just stuff.
SPENCER: Hey, check out this sculpture my prisoners made with me.
CARLY: (looking at the pants) Nice. But why'd you bring it home?
SPENCER: Well, I was gonna leave it with them, but they really wanted me to have it. I think they really liked me.
CARLY: How come you're all sweaty?
SPENCER: 'Cause I had to lug this thing all the way up here. Weird, it's a lot heavier than I thought it would be. (walking towards the door) I'm gonna go to the Armenian bakery across the street.
CARLY: Why?
SPENCER: For some lahmacun. Wanna come?
CARLY: What's lahmacun?
SPENCER: Some kinda food.
CARLY: I'll pass.
(Spencer opens the door as Sam rushes into the apartment)
SPENCER: Hi. See you. (leaves the apartment)
SAM: Whatever. (to Carly) All right, I'm here. Where's the bacon-flavored ice cream?
CARLY: There is no bacon-flavored ice cream.
SAM: But your text said-
CARLY: I made it up.
SAM: But I brought my big spoon! (holds up a large spoon) How can you.... (notices Spencer's pants sculpture) What up with the gigantic pants?
CARLY: Listen. We're best friends, right?
SAM: Of course.
CARLY: And best friends don't keep secrets from each other, do they?
(Carly and Sam sit on the couch)
SAM: Why? What'd you do?? Is it bad?? Did you finally do something bad??!!! Holy crab, I love this!
CARLY: I didn't do anything bad! (stands up from the couch)
SAM: Then why are you keeping it a secret?
CARLY: I'm not the one keeping secrets!
SAM: (pauses and awkwardly stands up from the couch) Alright, you can have your 20 bucks back. (takes $20 out of her pocket)
CARLY: What 20 bucks?
SAM: That I took out of your purse.
CARLY: You took ... ? You ...? Why would ...? (takes her wallet out of her purse and looks in it) Sam!
SAM: Well, at least it's not a secret anymore!
CARLY: That wasn't the secret I was taking about!
SAM: So I can keep the 20?
CARLY: (takes the money out of Sam's hand) No! (steps back) Why didn't you tell me that you and Freddie kissed?
SAM: (embarrassed and lost for words) Uh.....
(Freddie enters the apartment)
FREDDIE: (holding a cable) Hey, can I run upstairs for a sec and install these ca... (notices the tension in the room)
SAM: (getting angry at Freddie) You spoke of it!
FREDDIE: Aaaahhh!!!!!!!! (throws the cable in the air and runs into the hallway) Leave me alone, Sam! No! Let me go!
(angrily follows Freddie, carries him back in, and throws him onto the couch. She then locks the door)
SAM: (to Freddie) You swore you'd never tell anyone we kissed!
FREDDIE: I didn't!
CARLY: (to Sam) (shouting) You told me!
SAM: I didn't tell you any-
CARLY: Yes, you did! When you were all hopped up on wacky gas!
SAM: (realizing her error and sullen) Oh.
CARLY: You know, I tell you guys everything. So, it really makes me feel, like, betrayed that my two best friends made out, and they-
SAM: (to Carly) We didn't make out.
FREDDIE: It wasn't like that.
SAM: We just did it to do it, you know?
(behind them, one of the prisoners unzips the pants and pokes his head out. Carly, Sam, and Freddie don't notice)
CARLY: Well, I just think that best friends should be open with each other.
(While Carly is talking, two prisoners jump out of the pants behind them. Carly, Sam, and Freddie still don't notice)
CARLY: I just wish that one of you would've told me so I didn't have to find out by.... (notices the prisoners in her apartment)
(Sam and Freddie turn around to see them)
CARLY: (to the prisoners) (awkwardly) Hello.
PRISONER #2: Hiya.
PRISONER #1: Hey.
CARLY: You're prisoners?
PRISONER #1: Used to be.
CARLY: And you guys were inside the pants?
PRISONER #1: Mm-hmm.
FREDDIE: Well, you do realize we have to call the police.
PRISONER #2: Yeah, I guess. But before you do that, you guys got any duck tape?
(the scene cuts to a little later, Carly, Sam, and Freddie are duck taped to chairs. The prisoners left the apartment)
FREDDIE: (to Carly) Why did you tell them where the duck tape was?
CARLY: I don't know! I was trying to be helpful!
SAM: Yeah, you helped them alright.
CARLY: It's Freddie's fault! When you see prisoners escaping, you don't announce that you're gonna call the cops! (in a mannish voice trying to imitate Freddie) "Well, you do realize we have to call the police."
SAM: Man this duck tape is really strong.
FREDDIE: I hate being restricted!
CARLY: Don't worry. Soon, we'll all be free, and then I'll turn my back and you guys can resume kissing behind it!
SAM: (to Carly) We promise, no more secrets.
FREDDIE: Never again.
SAM: From now on, we all tell each other everything.
CARLY: You'll tell me everything?
FREDDIE: Yeah.
SAM: Swear.
CARLY: How long was it?
SAM: What?
CARLY: How long did you guys kiss?
(Sam and Freddie look at each other)
FREDDIE: I dunno.
SAM: Like, seven seconds.
FREDDIE: Seven...Eight.
CARLY: Oh. And was it fun?
SAM: Fun?
CARLY: Yeah. I mean, did you guys.... you know....like it?
(Sam and Freddie look at each other but do not answer. Spencer suddenly bursts into the apartment)
SPENCER: Carly! Where's my banjo?
CARLY: Over there by your robot, but-
SPENCER: (running over to the banjo) Yeah! Whoo!
SAM: (to Spencer) Why do you need your banjo all of a sudden?
SPENCER: Cause I was just across the street at that Armenian bakery and I met this girl there buying some lahmacun, so I started chatting her up and turns out she loves banjo music.
(Spencer plays a short tune on his banjo)
SPENCER: She's gonna freak!
(Spencer runs out the room, leaving Carly, Sam, and Freddie still duct taped to the chairs.)
CARLY: (to Sam and Freddie) Okay. We've gotta get outta this. On three?
SAM: One...
FREDDIE: Two...
CARLY: Three!
(Carly, Sam, and Freddie work together to try to free themselves but end up falling over in their chairs)
CARLY: Well, that didn't work.
(This concludes the episode)