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"Are you sure Jonah tried to kiss you?"
Freddie to Carly regarding Jonah.

IHate Sam's Boyfriend Trio.jpg

iHate Sam's Boyfriend is the fifteenth episode of the first season of iCarly.


Carly and Freddie pair Sam up with Freddie's friend, Jonah. The two soon become inseparable, and Sam begins neglecting her friends. When Jonah interrupts iCarly rehearsals and ruins a claymation movie Spencer is making, everyone starts to hate Jonah, except Sam, who ignores the fact that he's being disruptive and disrespectful to her friends. Carly tries to talk sense into him, but he tries to kiss her, although he is in a relationship with Sam.

Freddie and Carly are not happy about Sam's new boyfriend.

Carly doesn't want to tell Sam about it because Sam is happy with Jonah, but Sam accidentally overhears Carly telling Freddie. On iCarly, Sam hooks Jonah onto the "Wedgie-Bounce", and lets him hang there for more than two hours. In the end, Spencer shows Carly, Sam, and Freddie his claymation movie, The Alien, The Space Hamster, and the Burrito, but it's only ten seconds long because Jonah messed it up and made Spencer start over. All of them enjoy the sight of Jonah getting "wedgie bounced."

The Alien, The Space Hamster, and the Burrito

Guest Stars


  • Freddie tries to get Carly to date him to get back at Sam for giving all her attention to Jonah.
  • In Spencer's claymation movie, the Space Hamster's voice comes out of the right speaker, and the Alien's voice comes out of the left.
  • In Sam's locker door, if you look closely you can see a picture of Drake from "Drake and Josh". Coincidentally, Miranda Cosgrove was also in this show.


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Character Revelations

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  • Ms. Gatlin's chicken costume is clearly a parrot. Freddie mentions that if everyone got "A"s in her class, she'd dress up like a chicken for the whole day.

Running Gags

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Series Continuity

  • Sam calls Jonah cupcake, just like she called Carly in the first episode.
  • This episode marks the first time Sam has an on-screen boyfriend. As mentioned in iSaved Your Life, she would later date Noseby Moseby off-screen (since both Carly and Sam mentioned Jonah being her first boyfriend since fifth grade), Pete in iMake Sam Girlier, and much later, she dates Freddie.


Carly: What's that?
Sam: Lunch.
Carly: Low-fat cheese in a can? This is what your mom gave you for lunch?
Sam: Hey, I'm just happy she woke up before noon.
Freddie: Hello, ladies. Or should I say, lady and Sam? [Sam sprays Freddie with her cheese in a can. Carly confiscates her cheese can]
Sam: Hey!
Carly: You can have this back when you learn to handle squirtable cheese responsibly.

Carly: You should ask him to hang out!
Sam: Nah, a guy like that wouldn't wanna hang out with me.
Carly: Why not? He makes chicken noises and bothers other children. He's perfect for you!

Carly: Please? For me?
Freddie: Don't do that.
Carly: What?
Freddie: You think whenever you say "Please? For me?" that I'll just do anything you want. Well, not this time.
Carly: Please? For me?
Freddie: Okay.

Freddie: How are we gonna rehearse if she won't quit texting Jonah?
Carly: Maybe like this? [Bends down next to Sam] Hi, I'm Carly. And I'm Sam. And this is a new bit we like to call OBSESSIVELY TEXTING YOUR BOYFRIEND!!!

Carly: What are you doing?
Jonah: Kiss me.
Carly: What?!
Jonah: Sam doesn't have to know. [tries to kiss Carly, but she thumps him] Ow! Did you just thump me?
Carly: How dare you try to kiss me when you're dating Sam! You're ... you're icky!

Carly: I'm freaking out, Freddie! Freaking out! [pulls Freddie to the kitchen]
Freddie: Did you talk to Jonah?
Carly: Yeah, and he tried to kiss me! He totally tried to kiss me!
Freddie: No way!
Carly: Yeah!
Freddie: Are you sure Jonah tried to kiss you?
Carly: Well, let's see. He said "Kiss me," then puckered his lips. So call me crazy, but I think the boy wanted some Carly-kisses!


See photos of iHate Sam's Boyfriend here.


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