Happy Earth Day, Earthlings!

Happy Earth Day, Earthlings! is an iCarly.com blog written by Spencer Shay about Spencer's attempts to become environmentally-friendly.

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Happy Earth Day, Earthlings!

Happy Earth Day, Earthlings!!! How's Green Week going for you? Mine is okay, EXCEPT FOR THE FACT that I accidentally helped my baby sister build a nuclear reactor which could have totally destroyed Seattle and MOST of the WEST COAST. (Long story, but if you want to see how excited we were about this reactor BEFORE we knew that it could kill EVERYONE we know, click here!)

So... anyway, I tried to make it up to Earth by doing a few things environmentally-friendly things, but none of them went as planned. Here they are:

I decided not to shower for a couple of days so I wouldn't waste water. This was an AWESOME idea UNTIL my date told me that I smelled worse than rotting milk 300 days after the expiration date. She dumped me that night. I don't agree with her reasoning.

I took the bus instead of driving my motorcycle because it's supposed to be better for the environment, which was a good START. BUT where I went wrong was I pinched some woman on the bus who wasn't wearing green. She got really mad and the bus driver kicked me off. Later, I looked it up on SplashFace and realized I got the holidays confused. You're ONLY supposed to do that on St. Patrick's Day.

Instead of building a NORMAL sculpture, I chose to make a biodegradable sculpture. Unfortunately, it BIODEGRADED right in my living room -- which then caused the whole loft to get infested with bugs. The exterminator had to come and OF COURSE, they had to spray very bad, non-Earth-friendly chemicals to kill all the bugs. Sorry, Earth :(.

And, lastly, since recycling is SO IMPORTANT, I recycled ALL my old jokes. This one is my favorite: Why don't cats carry change? Because they don't have pockets. HA! Get it?!? Well, Carly didn't either. She went out with Sam and left me alone. So, here I am in bed. ALONE. MY EARTH DAY IS SUCKISH!

Night.

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