Black Friday with My Mom is an iCarly.com blog written by Freddie Benson about Black Friday with his mother.
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Black Friday with My Mom
What up? Freddie here. Anyone else out there have a crazy mom? Cuz I sure do. And do you know when the WORST time to have a crazy mom is? Halloween. My mom can suck the fun out of Halloween like one of those tubes the dentist uses to suck the saliva and blood out of your mouth. Anyway, here's how she ruined last year's Halloween. I hope she doesn't destroy this year too Last year my mom... Replaced my entire plastic pumpkin full of delicious candy with organic snacks, like dehydrated celery chips, and toothbrushes. Made me change my costume at the last minute. I was planning on going as an ice cream cone but she said that I am lactose intolerant and it would upset my stomach. Yeah, she's nuts. Gave me this useless tip: Don't ever assume someone is dressed as a witch. That person could just have terrible skin, a huge nose, and bad taste in hats. Made me send a hand-written thank you note to each house that gave me candy. (I don't know why I have to say thank you for candy I NEVER got to eat!) Made me come home at 6:30 PM on Halloween night! The sun hadn't even set yet and she was already tucking me into bed. Worst. Halloween. Ever. Gave away "Hygiene How-To" pamphlets to trick or treaters. This led to our front door being egged 3 times in one night and everyone making fun of me at school the next day. With a mom like this, it's amazing I turned out as cool as I am. Right guys? |
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