Bigfoot is Real! is an iCarly.com blog written by Carly Shay about proof of Bigfoot being real.
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Bigfoot is Real!
Okay, so y'know how everyone made fun of me cause I said that Bigfoot was real? Well, laugh no more, cuz I got proof! 'Memba when we got our RV stolen while we were camping up in the Mt. Baker National Forest? Well, I found out who the thief was...Bigfoot! Turns out Spencer left his wallet in the driver's seat and whoever stole the RV went on quite the shopping spree with Spencer's credit card. Here's what he (BIGFOOT!) bought: An XXL Shiatsu Foot Massager -- special order size 16! No human has a size 16 foot except maybe basketball players! And I heard BIGFOOT loves foot massages!!! A Deluxe Nose & Ear Hair Trimmer! Just cuz you're covered in fur doesn't mean you shouldn't remove unwanted nose and ear hair! 1 economy size package of adult diapers. (I guess Bigfoot's not house trained.) And finally, Biggie bought a round trip airline ticket to Nepal! Probably to visit his cousin the Abominable Snowman who lives over there. And he's flying first class! I guess Bigfoot likes to travel in style. Told you he was real! :P Carly out. |
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