Are You a Sam or a Melanie? is an iCarly.com blog written by Sam Puckett about the differences between her and her twin sister, Melanie.
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Are You a Sam or a Melanie?
What up! Sam here.
A. Read a book that is NOT on your summer reading list. B. Go through Miss Briggs trash AGAIN. You can always find something to blackmail her with.
A. Take the wrapper off and recycle it. Then, throw the hamburger out in the proper waste basket. B. Wipe it off, pick the hair off of it, and eat it.
A. Get butterflies in your stomach, answer the phone, and try to sound all pretty and stuff. B. Throw up in your mouth and vow to put your dirty gym socks in his locker tomorrow.
A. Bring your favorite nail polish bottles so that you can match your new purses to your fingers and toes. B. Go to the food court 'cuz the lines would be shorter and spend what some nub would spend on purses on corn dogs instead.
A. Suntan lotion, a cute coverup for over your bikini, and a bottle of water. B. A bottle of mustard to drizzle over all the people who fell asleep tanning.
A. Tell the janitor and help mop up the mess. B. Hide the evidence and laugh at the teachers covered in sewage.
A. Study harder to get a better grade next time. B. Oh, that's easy -- just change it in the school's computer.
A. Posing for a cute driver's license picture. B. It's easier to get away from the police in a car then on foot.
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- Are You a Sam or a Melanie? on iCarly.com
- Are You a Sam or a Melanie? on archive.vn
- Are You a Sam or a Melanie? on web.archive.org
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