A VERY BAD Halloween Mistake is an iCarly.com blog written by Spencer Shay about his mistake of not buying candy for trick-or-treaters on Halloween.
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A VERY BAD Halloween Mistake
My name is Spencer and I did something very NOT smart. I forgot to buy candy on Halloween! And let me tell ya somethin' -- NEVER FORGET TO BUY CANDY ON HALLOWEEN! And just to make sure you get the point, I wrote a little poem for you. Here goes...
"NEVER FORGET TO BUY CANDY ON HALLOWEEN"
by Spencer
I love Halloween, it's a night that is cool...
When old people sleep, sometimes they drool...
This Halloween, I got a HUGE pumpkin...
(nothing rhymes with "pumpkin" so I'm just gonna keep going)...
So large was my pumpkin, it took hours to carve...
I didn't eat dinner, I started to starve...
But I kept on carving 'til my Jack-O-Lantern was done...
It was gigantic and scary, like snot on a bun...
But then it got later, and the trick-or-treaters came...
They DEMANDED some candy -- those kids were INSANE...
Since I didn't have candy, and I wanted no grouches...
I gave the kids ice cubes, and tuna in pouches...
But did that make them happy? Oh no, it did NOT...
They wanted to hit me and beat me A LOT...
I got really scared, so I hid in my pumpkin
(again, nothing rhymes with "pumpkin" so I'm just gonna keep going)...
I thought I was safe, 'til LEWBERT came by...
He let the kids in my house! I thought I would die...
I kept hiding to stop this bad situation...
Then Socko called, which revealed my location...
One of those kids was a very mean hater...
He made the kids roll me into my elevator...
Trapped in my pumpkin, I was frightened and scared...
There was no way to get out! I wasn't prepared...
Then twelve rotten kids rolled me into the street...
Some cars almost hit me...this trick was NO treat...