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A 4th of July Recipe for Disaster is an iCarly.com blog written by Carly Shay about how to throw a terrible 4th of July party.

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A 4th of July Recipe for Disaster

Hey Carly here.

So for some reason iCarly 4th of July parties usually end in disaster. And I think I've finally figured out why. Just follow this simple recipe and you too can have a terrible 4th of July party just like us! (We'd like to take this moment to apologize ahead of time).

Ingredients for an iCarly 4th of July Party Disaster:

1 Dorky uncle who gets sunburned VERY quickly

0 Snacks or refreshments (Sam ate them all)

1 Hungry Guppy

1 Exploding grill

1 Overprotective mother. (Note: Mrs. Benson will do just fine.)

1 Uninvited guest (Lewbert, we're talking to you.)

18 Wet sparklers

1 Rabid raccoon

1 Grandma in a tiny bikini

and

37 Angry firemen who show up to put out Spencer's inevitable fire

Add all of these items together, mix them up around a pool, add in extreme sunshine and you'll surely have the WORST party ever. You're welcome.

This recipe is best served with a side of failure and topped with a sprinkling of shame.

Enjoy!

Happy 4th of July!!!!!

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