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8 Simple Rules for Swimmin' in My Pool is an iCarly.com blog written by Gibby Gibson about rules for swimming in his pool.

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8 Simple Rules for Swimmin' in My Pool

What up party people?!? It sure is hot out there. Wouldn't you love to swim in a brand new pool? Well, it just so happens that I rented out my neighbor's front lawn, bought an 8-foot inflatable pool, and now, I'm open for business! For just 7 dollars per person, you too can sit in waist-high, lukewarm water with 12 strangers! Act now! Spots are limited! Rules and regulations apply. See below.

Gibby's Rules for Swimmin' in My Pool.

1. No women over 41 years old... except my mom, because she paid for the pool.

2. No yelling at people who splash. If you don't want to be splashed, go home and take a bath by yourself.

3. My mom is an extreme coupon guru and she bought way too many hot dogs. So, all pool guests are required to eat 9 hot dogs each. No exceptions.

4. Guys, I can tell the difference between boxers and bathing suits. DO NOT just wear your underwear and call it swim trunks!

5. We do not have chlorine in the pool. Please do not swim if you have any fungi or contagious diseases.

6. My mom said we are no longer allowed to use her towels. Bring your own. If you don't, your options are: Air dry or just shake yourself really fast.

7. No running, jumping, or "horse play" -- that's usually what's written on real swimming pool signs (so I wrote it too).

8. No heckling the lifeguard... because the lifeguard is Sam, and she told me I had to write this or she'd pop my pool.

Adios (That's Spanish for "Going to the pool." It's such an efficient language.)

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