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12 Days of Christmas Torture is an iCarly.com blog written by Sam Puckett about writing a 12 Days of Christmas song to inspire ways she can abuse Freddie this month.

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12 Days of Christmas Torture

I make it a point to torture Freddie at least a couple of times a month... but I'm running out of ideas lately. So I thought I'd use the 12 Days of Christmas song to inspire this month's Freddie abuse. As the song goes, for 12 days this person's "true love" gave her a bunch of jank stuff. Personally, I think their gifts are kinda suckish. I mean there's no food.

Anyway, for 12 days leading up to Christmas I'm gonna torture Freddie with a new and HORRIBLE gift each day. Here's my plan. Sing along, if you want!

12 Days of Christmas Torture

On the twelfth of Christmas, Freddie's gonna get:

12 Moldy Drumsticks

11 Painful Pinches

10 Killer Bees

9 Old-ladies' dentures

8 Computer Viruses

7 Swans-A-Swimming (I figure you can't beat the song on this one. Freddie's so freaked out by swans.)

6 Toenail Clippings

5 Onion Rings (Freddie's really allergic to onions. Ha!)

4 Dirty Tissues

3 French Men (Well French Mimes, actually. Man, those guys are annoying.)

2 Scorpions

And a really hard kick in the shins!

So that's what I'm doing. What are you getting your friends for Christmas this year? :)

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