12 Days of Christmas Torture is an iCarly.com blog written by Sam Puckett about writing a 12 Days of Christmas song to inspire ways she can abuse Freddie this month.
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12 Days of Christmas Torture
I make it a point to torture Freddie at least a couple of times a month... but I'm running out of ideas lately. So I thought I'd use the 12 Days of Christmas song to inspire this month's Freddie abuse. As the song goes, for 12 days this person's "true love" gave her a bunch of jank stuff. Personally, I think their gifts are kinda suckish. I mean there's no food. Anyway, for 12 days leading up to Christmas I'm gonna torture Freddie with a new and HORRIBLE gift each day. Here's my plan. Sing along, if you want! 12 Days of Christmas Torture On the twelfth of Christmas, Freddie's gonna get: 12 Moldy Drumsticks 11 Painful Pinches 10 Killer Bees 9 Old-ladies' dentures 8 Computer Viruses 7 Swans-A-Swimming (I figure you can't beat the song on this one. Freddie's so freaked out by swans.) 6 Toenail Clippings 5 Onion Rings (Freddie's really allergic to onions. Ha!) 4 Dirty Tissues 3 French Men (Well French Mimes, actually. Man, those guys are annoying.) 2 Scorpions And a really hard kick in the shins! So that's what I'm doing. What are you getting your friends for Christmas this year? :) |
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