User blog comment:Amythest444/Awesome Sentence Contest/@comment-3221718-20111016103337

Dolphins were like... our leaders once. THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN JUSTIN BIEBERPANTS COMES ALONG (GHURPANTS'' HUSBAND BTW) AND KILLS ALL BUTTERFLIES. I was like "Heck no" and hit him on the head with a rubber duck. She (yes, he really was a she) baaaaaaaaaa-ed at me then ran away. I wasn't going to let her eat me like Santa eats elves, now was I?! So I threw marbles and they fell through her ears, until there was an explosion and the whole world hailed me as a hero because they didn't have to listen to "BAYBEH BAYBEH BAYBEH OOOOOOOOOOOOOH" anymore.

And that was the story of how Rapunzel escaped from the castle. The Start.