User blog comment:Jon23812/Guess That Quote - Everything Edition/@comment-3276102-20110701234302

These are some of my favorite quotes. I don't know if anybody here will know where they come from, but even if you don't, I think they're fun to read, regardless. :)

1. "I would be happy to stop contradicting you, just as soon as you start being right."

2. "There is no doubt about it. Playing violent video games will make children violent!" "... Yeah, and playing Tiger Woods PGA Tour 2001 will make them into pro golfers."

3. "The customer is not always right. Most of the time, the customer is a clueless moron. If this sign upsets you, you are this moron."

4. "No, dammit, NO. You do know what 'no' means, right? Think back to when they were handing out brains and you were standing in line, waiting. Remember the word you used when you got to the front? Yeah, that one. Got it? Good. Now, go take a nap on some train tracks."

5. "Wait a minute. If what you're saying is true ... then I still don't care."

6. "We ... need to talk." "I'll bet that was a really pleasant sentence before women got a hold of it."

7. "I hate you with every ounce of love in my body."