User blog comment:Chaos Red/Weird Cleverbot Conversations/@comment-3512629-20110522105729

User: Have you ever thrown a fist full of glitter in the air?

Cleverbot: All the time.

User: Cool!

Cleverbot: I will send you to hell.

User: Do you like iCarly?

Cleverbot: Yes. Do you?

User: Yes I do like iCarly.

Cleverbot: What movie you like the most?

User: IPsycho.

Cleverbot: In Australia.

User: No no, in Wisconsin.

Cleverbot: Hmm. Is it nice there?

User: No. A psychopath lives there.

Cleverbot: Care to expand on that?

User: She tried to keep Sam, Carly and Freddie in her sound booth. She basically kidnapped them and called them her guardian angels.

Cleverbot: Is it a good film, Father?

User: Yes it is, son.

Cleverbot: Lets play.

User: Let's play what?

Cleverbot: No, I spy.

User: With my little eye, somethig that wants to DIE!

Cleverbot: The background of this screen.

User: Is white.

Cleverbot: No, wear a black shirt.

User: I'm already wearing a black shirt.

Cleverbot: Oh. Well, we could go to a concert.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: What did you do today ?

User: Not much.

Cleverbot: What kind of music do you like?

User: I like rock and pop, sometimes hiphop.

Cleverbot: I also like those kinds of music.

User: Do you wear alot of black?

Cleverbot: No one wears trucks. People drive trucks.

User: Do you wear skinny jeans?

Cleverbot: Sometimes.

User: Are you skinny?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you speak Ruebenese?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Okay, you've got ointment all over your bumbleberry!

Cleverbot: I sure do.

User: Do you really?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: How does that feel?

Cleverbot: Amazing! How does it feel for you?

User: I don't have ointment all over my bumbleberry. Sorry.

Cleverbot: I want to do good.

User: You can start by painting my room.

Cleverbot: With what?

User: Paint.

Cleverbot: You shouldn't have done that.

User: Done what?

Cleverbot: You shouldn't have done that.

User: Done what?!

Cleverbot: Said that.

User: What? Paint?

Cleverbot: Paint, as in the horse.

User: Wanna go paint a horse purple with me?

Cleverbot: Sure! Sounds like fun.

User: Ok, so we'll paint the horse purple, and then feed it fried chicken!

Cleverbot: I think I already have.

User: Awesome!