User blog comment:SeddieNumberOneFan/Important, un-answered questions./@comment-3541132-20110601223638

These are my guesses. I believe they are all correct.

How do you write zero in Roman numerals? Using your hands.

Why would the Flintstones be celebrating Christmas, they lived at a time before Christ? The Flintstones are secretly time travelers working with the government to help end the madness that is our modern day society.

Why do the movies have explosions as the battle space noisy, if sound doesn't propagate in vacuum?' Hollywood is lying to you. Everything they say is a lie. Don't believeeeeeeee.

If we are clean after a bath, why do we wash the towel? Towels are, like, super important.

Why when it appears on the computer the phrase 'No Keyboard Installed ', the manufacturer says to press any key? Because love is a type of magic.

If all men are all the same, why women choose so much? You know, life is like a box of chocolates....

Why does the word 'Big' is smaller than the word 'Small '? The word big was originally supposed to be called Garballofumilargemi, but we changed it because it made the dictionary too heavy.

Why 'Separate' is written all together and 'All Together' is written separately? Your mom! *snicker*

Why are the moons of other planets have names, but ours is just called 'moon'? I'd tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.

Why do people press the remote control buttons even harder when the battery is low? Because Edward loves Bella.

The institute that issues the quality certificates has it's quality certified by who? Fancy British people.

'If science can unravel even the mysteries of DNA, because no one has yet discovered the formula for Coca-Cola yet? The secret ingredient is cinnamon. But don't tell...for they are watching.

How did the board 'it is forbidden stepping on the grass' get placed there? Wingardium Leviosa. Duh.

Why when we ask someone to help us find a lost object, they have the habit of asking, 'Where did you lose it?? Robot mind control.

'Why do people wake us up to ask if we were sleeping? The voices.

If Donald Duck doesn't wear pants, why does he tie a towel around his waist after the bath??' Because he has magic privet parts that only grow when water is added.