User blog comment:SunriseDaisy/Short, Stupid, Random, Seddie Things - Part Dos!/@comment-3221718-20110526175307

(Carly and Freddie are alone in the Shay apartment.)

Carly: Oh, COME ON! You know she likes you, just ask her!

Freddie: (whiny) But she'll kick me! Or... I'll make myself look like an idiot! (frowns)

Carly: (sternly) Freddie..... (puts hands on her hips)

Freddie: (In a defeated voice) Fine!

(Sam opens the door but Freddie doesn't notice and carries on talking)

Freddie: I'll ask Sam on a date... I hope we ca- (He is cut off by Sam)

Sam: (smirks) Well, Freddilolo, that's no way to ask a girl on a date! So, Imma leave now, and you can ask me again...

(She leaves, and enters again with a spin of her foot.)

Freddie: (takes deep breath) Sam, will you go on a date with me?

(Sam grins.)

Sam: (puts hand on hips) No.

(Freddie's face drops.)

Sam: (punches his arm) Course I will!

(Freddie faints.)

Sam: (to Carly) He better not do that on our date...

For crying out loud! Why do my little pieces just suck???