User blog comment:The Sam Puckett/Ask Sam a Question!/@comment-3572308-20110430211130/@comment-3569728-20110501191757

@Carly Let's see, that incident in the closet on Halloween was tots on me, but you're no better! A certain ham eater seems to remember you giving me a pat-down. I don't think cops add that little spank at the end, Carls...