User blog comment:Fredward Benson/Ask Freddie question/@comment-3571674-20110424213204/@comment-3571674-20110425110249

Alright! Here's some ground rules on what NOT to do around the ladies:


 * DON'T tell them they smell like a llama. Doesn't help them feel good.
 * DON'T insult their parents. Even though it's funny.
 * DON'T tell another girl she's hot right in front of them. It earns you two slaps in the face.

And most importantly...
 * NEVER, and I mean NEVER, say that she's the most ridiculous person you've ever been out with.

That should help.