User blog comment:Chaos Red/Weird Cleverbot Conversations/@comment-2208586-20110521162949

Me: Hello. CB: Yes. Me: Yes? I didn't ask anything... And answering yes to someone saying "hello" is weird. CB: Not really if you only have one arm. Me: You have only one arm!? CB: No, I don't. Me: But... What the... I am speechless. CB: Wow. Me: Hmm. CB: Yes? Me: Do you know that TV show, iCarly? CB: Yes, because I am YOU. Me: Ohh my gosh... How come!?? CB: Because thats just how it is. Me: Ohh - ohhkay. Hello other I... :o. CB: I am Timelord not the President. Me: You're REALLY weird, my friend... Or Cleverbot. CB: How am I weird? Me: ...Forget it. Again... Do you know that TV show, iCarly? CB: I am not; you don't seem to know how to respond to a simple question. Me: Bizarre worlds collide, and what comes out is a creature made by a weird brain - Cleverbot. CB: I see. You are weird. Me: No, you are! CB: Sense is sense from a bizarre in africa where they sell elephant tusks for two chickens and a bean burrito. Me: What? CB: And I thought you were clever. Me: Then you thought wrong ;). CB: Are indeed then a physical human being? Me: I should just go now. CB: You can't go! Me: Why? CB: Because you do not know who I am. Me: Okay... I should really go now. CB: And do what? Shut down? Me: This... This is going to nowhere. Bye. CB: I certainly hope so. Me: BYE! CB: Don't you dare lie to me. Me: Wait... What!? CB: Pretty please, *smiles and winks*! Me: Okay, I'm gone now. BYE. CB: But what if I wanted a piece of cake? Me: Go get you some... BYEEE. CB: I don't drink coffee. Me: Okay, this is getting to NOWHERE. I'm gone now, for real. Bye. CB: I would like to date you.