User:SeddieFanxx

Hey there. My name's Brooke and as you can probably tell, I'm a Seddie fan. (: I've always been a Seddie fan since the beginning of the series. I always thought their relationship was interesting. Although, the very first time I "fell" for them was in Season 1 when Freddie bet Sam that she couldn't insult him and when he said "Wanna kiss me?" I died. xD Ever since then, I've been supporting their crazy relationship. Seddie FTW 22:51, January 6, 2011 (UTC) thumb|right|290px

thumb|290px|right|A really good video. Check it out! (Credit to Fishstix1987)

A few of my obsessions:
iCarly. Seddie. Jathan. Jennette McCurdy. Nathan Kress.Demi Lovato. Katy Perry. Selena Gomez. Jemi. Nemi. Jelena. Sonny With A Chance.Joe Jonas. Nick Jonas. Taylor Lautner. Wizards of Waverly Place. Victorious.Big Time Rush. House of Anubis. A Walk To Remember. Jersey Shore. Family Guy.Parental Control. Two and a Half Men. Baggage. Rocky Road Ice Cream. Brownie Batter.Raw Cookie Dough. Jolly Ranchers. Monkeys. Pandas. Snow Globes.Vanilla. Writing. Singing. Dancing. (Even though I suck xD) Acting.Modeling. Skinny Jeans. Nike. Polka Dots. Pink. Green. Purple. (Seddie!)Blue. Black. White. Maroon. (Not because of Creddie, but because that's my town's "color") & Most of all: The Internet.



About Me:
First of all, my name is Brooke. Which, I'm sure I already mentioned, but I'll say it again. (: I'm 15 born on January 2nd and I was raised in New York. :p I have green eyes and currently brown hair. The reason I say currently is because my hair is naturally blonde and curly, but a few months ago, I got it permanently straightened and dyed brown so, yeah I'm a brunette now. xD I'm normally shy around people, but once I get to know you and feel comfortable around you, I'm pretty crazy and obnoxious. :] I'm also weird and pretty dirty minded, but what teenager isn't? x) I like to role-play and write stories. I basically role-play with other people to practice my writing. I wish to be an author one day. :D Anyways, I basically joined the Wiki to read about Seddie and discuss other iCarly topics with other iCarly fanatics. (: & if you wanna get to know me, feel free. xx

My Links:

 * My YouTube
 * My Other YouTube
 * My FanFiction Page.
 * ..Yup that's pretty much it. (:

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My Favorite Pages:
Anything that involves Seddie. (:

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My Favorite Characters: (In Order)

 * Sam SeddieSparly2.jpgIPyscho.PNGJennette_McCurdy_and_Nathan_Kress.jpeg
 * Freddie
 * Spencer
 * Carly
 * Gibby

My Least Favorite Episodes:
(!Notice! A lot of these episodes have some Seddie moments in them, but I'm not gonna favor that episode just because of that. I like to review the WHOLE episode and what it's based on, not just the little bits and pieces in between.)
 * iDream of Dance (For some reason I just didn't like this episode very much) thumb|300px|right|Awesome video. (Credit to randeship49)Icarly12.jpgITwins-iCarly-ScreenShot-2.png
 * iNevel (Still don't know why, it just wasn't one I liked)
 * iWanna Stay with Spencer (Probably because I've seen it too much and now I'm just annoyed with it..)
 * iSpy a Mean Teacher (I thought it was kind of boring)
 * iAm Your Biggest Fan (Again, saw it too many times.)
 * iHate Sam's Boyfriend (Although I was happy to see Sam get a boyfriend, I don't really think it was a good episode)
 * iHatch Chicks (It's a funny episode, but it kind of irritates me now. I guess it's not one of my LEAST favorite episodes, but it's not one of my favorites either)
 * iPromote Techfoots (You may realize a lot of these episodes are from season one, well that's because a lot of the episodes didn't really excite me or make me laugh until season 2)
 * iStakeout (I just saw it not too long ago and that would probably the 15th time I've watched it. So, yet again, "I've seen it too many times")
 * iCarly Saves TV (I really like the part where Harper sings, but that's pretty much the only part I like)
 * iMight Switch Schools (I didn't find it all that funny)
 * iRocked The Vote (Saw it billions of times and didn't really like the first time I saw it.)
 * iMeet Fred (Well, I absolutely HATE Fred, but that's not why I don't like the episode. The reason is that I think people TOTALLY overreacted when Freddie "killed" Fred. I mean, he has the right to express his opnion)
 * iLook Alike (Saw it way too much. It's just when I watch an episode a lot of times, I start to get tired of it, don't you?)
 * iDate a Bad Boy (Never even bothered to watch the episode. It kind of bugs me though that Carly always has some guy chasing after her.)
 * iFight Shelby Marx (At first, I wasn't even gonna watch this one, but it just came on one day so I did and I just didn't really like it.)
 * iCarly Awards (I didn't really think of this as a real episode, I mean all they did was show videos sent in from their fans, but then again it is the iCarly AWARDS so what else can you show? Still wasn't very pleased with it though.)
 * iEnrage Gibby (Don't know why, just something about it.)

My Favorite Episodes:

 * iKiss (Obviously) :p ICarly_Cast.jpg|right|308px
 * iThink They Kissed
 * iTwins
 * iMust Have Locker 239
 * iQuit iCarly
 * iGot a Hot Room
 * iScream on Halloween
 * iFence
 * iWin a Date
 * iGo to Japan
 * iPie
 * iChristmas
 * iReunite with Missy
 * iMove Out
 * iSell Penny Tees
 * iHeart Art
 * iSpeed Date





Why I Ship/Don't Ship:
Why I ship SEDDIE: 
 * I love the little love/hate relationship between them. I always have loved relationships like that.
 * If they were to "get together", I think it would be quite interesting and exciting to watch. thumb|300px|right
 * I love how Sam "tortures" Freddie. I honestly think it's adorable. & if they were to get together, I think she would tone it down a bit to "playful teasing". Also, the reason I think she does mess with him is because maybe she wants his attention.... I mean, if you watch the season 1 + 2 + 3 episodes, you can see that whenever Freddie mentions his crush on Carly, Sam has a "face". Like, a sad or discomforted face. So, maybe, just maybe, she picks on him because she want his attention. Think about it.
 * I've already mention this "above", but the very first time I fell "in love" with Seddie was in the episode iHeart Art when Freddie bet Sam she couldn't insult him for a whole week and each time she did, she would have to pay him $5. & I was totally in to this. I thought they were so entertaining and cute. & Right when Freddie asked her is she wanted to kiss him. ...I just could not stop smiling. & I know this doesn't really have to do with why I heart Seddie, but it is when I started liking them. Seddie!.jpg
 * I've always like Seddie. Ever since season 1. For example, I would watch the iCarly episodes and smile and adore the moments between them. Although when iKiss came out, it really kicked my "Seddie lovin'" up a notch. By this time, I was madly in love with Sam and Freddie. I didn't think I could love them anymore than I did. That is, until the preview for iStart a Fanwar came out. As soon ans I saw that on TV, I had to tell EVERYONE. I was so excited. & if I thought I loved Seddie before, I loved them 100x more then. I started Googling Seddie in search for "hints". I was taking polls on who should be together. I was even typing in Seddie and Creddie in ALL the search engines to see who was more popular. (I think you know who won.) Plus, I was watching Seddie videos on YouTube. My YouTube favorites page is FULL of Seddie videos. & Just recently, I started reading Seddie fanfiction. I go on a Seddie Spree almost everyday now. & I don't know if I'm Seddie's #1 fan, but uh I'm DEFINITELY up there.
 * Seddie is just awesome, I'm sorry. They just are and no one can ever top them.
 * Words can't even describe how much I love Seddie. There are so many reasons why.
 * Seddie is fun, cute, adorable, interesting, exciting, everything Creddie is not....
 * There are MANY more reasons why I love Seddie, but I just can't think of them right now, but always remember: SEDDIE FOREVER BABY!!! thumb|300px|right

Why I don't ship CREDDIE:
 * I think Creddie is boring, Straight up man. Theres no excitement there.
 * I feel Carly and Freddie have sort of a "brother/sister" relationship rather than a romantic one.
 * Carly is a BRAT. Don't get me wrong, I mean I love Carly, but she can act like a spoiled brat. For example, she's always has to have things perfect. I mean, when she was dating Griffin, she broke up with him because he collected Pee Wee Babies....? I don't know about you, but I think thats a tad ridiculous. What makes you think she wouldn't do the same with Freddie? Would she brake up with him over one of his silly little flaws?
 * It's ALWAYS the same thing in movies, books,TV shows, everything. ..Well, not everything, but it is pretty common. The girl falls in love with the nerd..? Hmm sound familiar? Ringing any bells? One thing, that's not too common is the bully/sort of friend falling in love with the nerd/sort of friend. Well, at least I haven't heard of it. If you have.. where have I been..?
 * Creddie..sounds icky. Not really a reason, but I just thought I'd point it out.
 * Carly already had her chance with Freddie in iSaved Your Life and even then, She didn't love him. She just felt obligated to him. She loved what he did. (In the words of Sam.) Also, Freddie listened to what Sam had to say about the situation, he considered it.
 * I'm sure there a more reasons, but again, I can't think of any. Soooo...just SAY NO TO "CRUDDIE" AND YES TO SEDDIE!!!!!

My Favorite Quotes: (Season One)
iWant More Viewers: Carly: What's going on out there, Spencer? Spencer: Well, it seems our sign is so bright and dazzling, it distracted one of the drivers below. [another crash is heard] Actually, two of the drivers -- [more crashes are heard] ...three of the dr -- [yet more car crashes are heard] ...literally many of the drivers below are being distracted by our extremely dazzling sign! iLike Jake: iWanna Stay With Spencer: Freddie: Hey, my mom happens to be... yeah, don't. Freddie: I don't have ticks! Mrs. Benson: They hide in your leg hair. Freddie: I don't have leg hair! thumb|300px|right Mrs. Benson: Which worries me deeply! Sam: you can't lose what you never had. [Freddie pushes Sam] iNevel: Sam: Yeah, what does rue mean? Carly: No one knows! Spencer: I got it, right here. Roux - a mixture of fat and flour used to make sauces and soups! Sam: Nevel called you a fat flower? Spencer: Oh! I'm an artist. I'm making a sculpture out of butter. Nevel: Hm. Your work disgusts me. (walks off) Spencer: Nevel's a stupid name... iScream on Halloween: Sam: Too easy. iSpy a Mean Teacher: Carly: Oh, please be quiet, Randy Jackson. Spencer: Well I started off sculpting you, but then I started thinking about aquariums and...he happened! (motions to the fish sculpture) Sam: Then why am I still here? Spencer: I get lonely. Sam: Or you could just let us run away, while you angrily shake your fist in the air and scream, "You rotten kids!" iWill Date Freddie: Sam: Aww, why don't you just make me drink out of a toliet? thumb|300px|right Carly: Tell him. Sam: Freddie, you're just as important to the show as we are. [hugs Freddie and gives him a wedgie] Freddie: She gave me a wedgie! Sam: No charge! Now c'mon, let's do the show. Freddie: You won't get respect if your back's not erect. [Sam spits out a mouthful of watermelon] iRue the Day: Nevel's Grandma: Ooh, spider! [She leaves and gets an umbrella] Freddie: Hi there. Nevel's Grandma: Spider!! [hits Freddie] Carly: We're your...personal trainers! Sam: Come on! Let's do some squat thrusts! Carly: Squat and thrust! Carly and Sam: Ready? Just squat and thrust! ..One...Two...Three.. [Sam continues to instruct Nevel's Grandma while Carly helps Freddie down] thumb|300px|right Carly: Sam, let's go! [Carly, Sam, and Freddie leave while Nevel's Grandma continues to squat thrust while "counting"] Nevel's Grandma: Three! W! Mustard! iPromise Not to Tell: Carly: What about number 8? Mr. Wimley: [whining] I'm in charge! Spencer: [from the bathroom] I AM IN THE BATHTUB! thumb|300px|right Freddie: [to the security officers] Are we under arrest? Carly: Are you going to take us to juvie? Freddie: [crying] I don't want to go to juvie! Carly: They're gonna take us to juvie! Carly and Freddie: [cries] Sam: I found it on the floor; I wasn't gonna eat it. Spencer: I know...he used to be the lunch monitor. He gave me detention. Freddie: What for? Spencer: Playing with my fruit. iAm Your Biggest Fan:  iHeart Art:  Spencer: Why? Is Santa Claus here to tell my I'm ugly and have no friends? Carly: Spencer, get up. [tries to move Spencer] Come on, get off the table. Spencer: [at the same time] No... I'm comfy right... [screams and falls to the floor] Ow. Carly: You weren't supposed to fall on the floor. Spencer: Well, you know... gravity. Freddie: Nope! Five bucks an insult! Sam: Then I think it's very sweet you were helping your mommy knit. thumb|300px|right Freddie: Impressive. Sam: You're just lucky I'm broke. iHatch Chicks: Sam: I wouldn't eat baby chicks...[Carly and Freddie stare] raw! thumb|300px|right iDon't Want to Fight: Freddie: Pimples on your butt? ''[Sam turns and glares at him. Freddie runs out of the iCarly studio]''Sam: He was smart to run. Spencer: SWIMMY! Freddie: I thought that was Brock? Spencer: BROCK! Sam: You am wrong! Carly: You am obnoxious! Freddie: cool song. [putting his arm around Carly] Pretty romantic, huh? You feeling the mood? [a toilet flushes in the background] Carly:[sarcastically] Yeah, I'm feeling the mood. iPromote Techfoots: iStakeout: iMight Switch Schools: Cardbord Man: AHHHH!!! [covers groin] Spencer: Yeah! You see that? Freddie: [holds stomach] Oww... Carly: I were here! Carly: Oh my God! What'd you do?! Spencer: ...Should I have done something? Freddie: But, I don't wanna be bye-bye.. iFence: Sam: POKE IT AGAIN! Sam: Kick his butt, Freddie! Doug Toder: I don't believe it. Mrs. Benson: Yeah?! Well, believe it, PUNK! Freddie: But I don't have ticks! Mrs. Benson: Then the tick baths are working, aren't they! thumb|300px|right Spencer: Heh...tick bath. Carly: [angrily] I should give you one! Sam: David, I hired him to read the book to me. Carly: Then why is he rubbing your feet? Sam: Because he was late. So I started reading it myself and it is fantastic! These things are great! It's like TV in your head! Carly: Well, I'm glad you like reading. But I still don't see why David's rubbing your feet. Sam: I already paid the kid; I had to make him do something. David: [pleading] Please call my mother. iWin a Date: Sam: Okay, what did you eat for breakfast? A big bowl of crazy flakes? thumb|300px|right Reuben: [to Sam], There's my raspberry soccer ball! Sam: [replying to Reuben], And speaking of crazy flakes, it's YOU! Carly: Uh-oh, from Shannon? Freddie: Uh-huh! And try taking a test while she's staring at you like this! [makes flirty poses while smiling suggestively, imitating Shannon] Carly: Please never make those faces again.  iHave a Lovesick Teacher : Ms. Ackerman: That's right! F F F F-ity F F! Sam: [angrily] That's jank! Ms. Ackerman: Life is jank! Freddie: That's a lie! Carly: No, we set her up. Freddie: Oh yeah.
 * 1) Freddie: Thank you, Carly, in your face, Sam. Seddie12.gif
 * 2) [A crash is heard behind Spencer]
 * 1) Freddie: (while testing the microphone) Cinnamon Buns! Cinnamon Buns! Cinnamon Buns...
 * 2) Sam: Tell me everything! Carly: He said we should hang out sometime! [Girlish screams; teacher walks by] Carly: [fake tone] Actually, I feel that teachers should give us more homework. Sam: Yes. More homework and more discipline. Carly: Yes discipline is a priority in...[Carly and Sam watch teacher leave; they scream loud, girlish screams again]
 * 1) Sam: If it's Freddie's mom, don't answer the door
 * 1) Mrs. Benson: I was in the middle of rubbing anti-tick lotion on Freddie!
 * 1) Freddie: Sorry, lost my cool for a sec there...
 * 1) Spencer: [answers phone] Hello? No, Freddie's not here, Mrs. Benson. I don't know when I grew leg hair! I gotta go!
 * 1) Freddie: (about Nevel) And what did he mean, you'd rue the day?
 * 1) Sam: (to Freddie sarcastically) Cool mom.
 * 2) Nevel: What is that?
 * 1) Freddie: [Sam enters the building listening to music] Aw, man, it's Sam! She's gonna see my costume and insult me in nineteen different ways! [Sam walks up and sees Freddie in his witch costume. She takes the earphones out of her ears and looks up and down at Freddie's costume. She shakes her head]
 * 1) Sam: Wow, a tech-talkin' witch boy. Look out ladies.
 * 2) Lewbert: Cause I'm a jerk! Hahaha, I got you kids good! Score one for Lewbert! Happy Hannukah!
 * 1) Sam: My Aunt Maggie's boobs look more real than that. And they're ridiculous.
 * 2) Carly: Are you insane?! Get out of Ms. Briggs' apartment! You can't just... [the bee continues to fly all around her as she waves her arms to get the bee to fly away] Get away! It's a fake pie! Can't you see the big lens on the side?! [she drops the pie and runs inside] IT'S A FAKE PIE!
 * 3) Randy Jackson cut-out: That was hot, yo! Icarly-kiss-200.jpg
 * 1) Sam [to Spencer]: I thought you were sculpting me for the past 3 hours!
 * 1) Sam: (sees spy pie) Awh Freddie, your so stupid.
 * 2) Ms. Briggs: I might even call the police!
 * 1) Spencer: I'm cookin', cookin' things, cookin' things that people will eat, I'm cookin', cookin' things, things that people will cheeeeeeew!
 * 2) Spencer (on phone to Sunshine Girl): HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY NO?!?! Wait, how much for the Twin Mints?
 * 3) Carly: Tell Freddie he's just as important to the show as we are.
 * 1) Freddie: (Talking about Sam) Yeah, she's always putting me down, and calling me mean names, and everytime I get an ice cream cone, she takes it and she licks it. She just licks it all over the place, just to bug me!
 * 2) Mrs. Benson: Freddie, tell her the rule about standing up straight. thumb|300px|right
 * 1) Carly: Whoa. 'K, Freddie we're in Nevel's nerd cave.
 * 2) Sam: Wow Freddie, I like seeing you all feisty.
 * 3) [Nevel's grandma walks in and sees Freddie dangling from the ceiling]
 * 1) Nevel's Grandma: Who are you?
 * 1) Mr. Wimley: Please complete exercises 7 and 9.
 * 1) Security Officer: We need to speak to a legal parent or guardian. Carly: Spencer!
 * 1) Principle Franklin: Why did you slap Gibby with a piece of pizza?
 * 1) Freddie: Mr. Devlin is, like, the strictest teacher ever.
 * 1) [Carly sits down next to Spencer and they take turns screaming at the lamp.] Carly & Spencer: RAMPU! RAMPU! [and so on] '[Freddie walks in and stares at them for a moment, then walks back out slowly] Tumblr_lb1i47NsWF1qb2jb6o1_500.jpg
 * 1) [Spencer is finished setting up a drum set and begins drumming, which causes it to fall apart shortly afterwards.] Spencer: ...I rock too hard.
 * 1) Carly: Spencer, it's been four hours. I think you need to get off the kitchen table?
 * 1) Ms. Benson: Freddie, you didn't sign the shampoo agreement. How do I know if you double pooed? Freddie: [looking at Sam] And you thought I was kidding
 * 2) Freddie: I would've been here sooner, but, uh, I was helping my mom knit a sweater. Any comment Sam? Sam: Aw, please let me insult you once for free!
 * 1) Freddie: (To Sam) You wanna kiss me? Sam: (Remembers their bet) ..I would rather not do that at this time, but thanks for the kind offer..
 * 1) Freddie: (about baby chicks) I was watching the egg cam,I can't believe they already hatched! (sees that baby chicks are gone) Ah, man! Did Sam eat them?!
 * 1) Spencer: No need to be hurtful.
 * 1) Sam: Guess what else I got?
 * 1) [Spencer just shattered his goldfish bowl]
 * 1) Carly: I am right!
 * 1) [Carly and Freddie listen to her stereo]
 * 1) Carly: [while being handed money] This is fun. This is a fun time. Tumblr_le0qwwLIK41qf1ifgo1_500-1-.jpg
 * 2) Sonia: Ya-hoo! (I impersonate her all the time. xD)
 * 3) Spencer: One minute, I'm blading down Hill street, feelin' good.... on top of the world, the next thing I know, BAM!..... I got a face full of dumpster! [pauses] Well that's it. From now on. Spencer's walking. OW!
 * 1) The store clerk: ( Picks up a guitar and sings ) Camptown ladies sing your song, doo dah, doo dah, Yank my toe till it's 5 miles long, oh the doo dah day! Every body! Yank my toe all night... Freddie: Forget it!
 * 1) Spencer: Too focused on doing this. [putts the ball into the cardboard man's groin]
 * 1) Sam: (about letting the kids use Spencer's mini golf course) Come on. You want these kids to spend ten, twenty bucks at some boring mini golf course out there, in the cold and rain, where bad kids might tempt them with unhealthy snacks? Spencer: Well, when you PUTT it that way...please enjoy the course!
 * 2) Spencer: (walking into the room) Hey! I was wondering where you were. 148398_1708566116436_1306568950_31904178_3023809_n.jpg
 * 1) Spencer: You know that red-headed kid, Ernie? He swallowed two golf balls.
 * 1) Sam:Of course she'll like Carly! And then, Carly will go there, make all new friends, and then bye-bye us!
 * 1) Freddie: (on the phone with the Briarwood headmaster) Ah yes, this is Carly Shay's brother. Instead of Carly coming to meet you at Briarwood, could you meet with her at our apartment? Why? (Sam whispers something in his ear) Because I sprained my buttocks!
 * 1) Carly: Way to poke his chest, Freddie!
 * 1) Carly: Yeah, Freddie!
 * 1) Mrs. Benson: We're going home to give you a tick bath!
 * 1) Carly: Who's the dude?
 * 1) Carly: Why can't you read at your house? Sam: Cause my mom keeps screaming at the cat to get a job...yeah, I don't know.
 * 1) Shannon: I think Freddie's cute and smart.
 * 1) Freddie: [holding up a bunch of love notes] These are love notes.
 * 1) Shannon: [speaking to Freddie], I love cheesecake, its like my favorite dessert ...Carly: Gibby invented cheesecake! Gibby: No, I didn't! Carly: Well, someone had to! Splash.gif
 * 1) Carly: You gave me a F on a quiz I never took?!
 * 1) Ms. Ackerman: You set me up!

My Favorite Quotes: (Season Two)
iSaw Him First: Freddie: I don't know, puberty?  iStage an Intervention:  Spencer: We'll see. iOwe You:
 * 1) Sam: Why does your voice sound deeper?
 * 1) Carly: [speaking very fast] Yes, I did, too! He told me that he could beat his dad in arm wrestling, and I said, "No way," and he said, "Oh, no, it's true," and I said, "Wow, you must be really strong," and he said, "Well, I work out a little bit," and I said, "Really?" And he said, "Yeah, you wanna feel my biceps?" And I said, "Sure, I do," and so I felt them, and they felt awesome.
 * 1) Sasha: [steps on the elevator] Call me.
 * 1) Nerd: You don't have to be pretty, I'm just looking for someone female with a beating heart..
 * 1) Spencer: It's okay, you can ask me! I'm easy!
 * 2) Sam : No, I can't. I promised myself I wouldnt quit until I paid back every penny I owed you and Freddie. I had to clean... [gulp] urinals! Boys are so gross!
 * 3) Spencer: ...Where's the couch? Seddie_pbj.jpg

iHurt Lewbert: Sam: So? Freddie: Just my socks. Sam: [food falls out of mouth] Carly: What? Freddie: [lifts up shirt] No belt. And look- [lifts hem of pants]Open-toed shoes. Sam:[sarcastically] Wow, you're an animal! Carly: What's up? Sam: Why do we have to- Freddie: You were right! You guys were right, okay?! My mom, she...she likes Lewbert. DAAAARGHHH!! Sam: Aw, well, maybe she'll- Freddie: NO JOKES, PUCKETT, THIS IS SERIOUS CHIZZ! thumb|300px|right Carly: Okay. Calm down. Freddie: I can't! Sam: Benson... Freddie: HOW CAN I CALM DOWN WHEN THERE'S A POSSIBILITY THAT LEWBERT COULD BECOME MY DADDY?! iGo to Japan: Carly: I know you weren't. Freddie: Good. Carly: Peeper. Freddie: What?! Freight Dog: Oh, I understand. [hands Mrs. Benson a pink bucket with flowers] iPie: Spencer: Galini's pie shop! Carly: Pie for breakfast? Spencer: Don't say "Pie for breakfast?", say "PIE FOR BREAKFAST?!" Spencer: It's a pie shop, not church! Now, come on! Freddie: Baby vomit. Sam: [completely grossed out] Okaay. [shakes hand in disgust]  iChristmas:  Sam: YOU'RE the one who called the cops?! iKiss: Carly: [nervously] Yay, who wants lemonade? Sam: I don't play to get even. [jerks Freddie towards her] Mama plays to win. [Sam releases Freddie] I'm gonna get you. Maybe not today... Maybe not tomorow... But I'm gonna get you... Freddie: I'm not scared... Sam: Really? Spencer: I don't wanna. Carly: Why not? Spencer: 'Cause I'll jiggle. Sam: What? Freddie: Nothing, it's... Sam: Tell me! Freddie: No it's dumb... Sam: Say it! Freddie: Okay. I was just gonna say-- Sam: That we should kiss? Freddie: [looking down] You're going to break my arm now, right? Sam: No. Freddie: Well, should we? Just so both of us can get it over with? Sam: [pause] Just to get it over with. Freddie: Just to get it over with. Sam: And you swear we go right back to hating each other as soon as it's over? Freddie: Oh, totally. And we'll never tell anyone. Sam: Never. [pause] Well, lean. They kiss for about 8 seconds. Freddie: Well that was... Sam: Nice. Freddie: Yeah, nice. thumb|300px|right Sam: Good work. Freddie: You too. As Sam leaves Freddie: [smiling] Hey, I hate you. Sam: Hate you too. iRocked the Vote: Carly: I don't think we should David: [pleased] Room 513. Spencer: [meekly] Dr. Roller-coaster. Carly: And guess what I didn't get to ride that day. iMeet Fred: [a flaming arrow with a note is suddenly shot into the wall next to him] thumb|300px|right Freddie: I'm out! iLook Alike: iWant My Website Back: Spencer: [pulling a package out of his grocery bag] Mexican sponges! Spencer: Stop it! Nevel: No. Carly: Nub! thumb|300px|right iMake Sam Girlier: Veronica: Um... No thanks. Gibby: Why not? 'Cause I'm different? Your loss, lady! iGo Nuclear: Spencer: I didn't say that Carly: Maybe I should just leave the room before my skirt explodes! Spencer: I never said-- [a worm falls on Spencer's head] ...a worm fell on my head.
 * 1) Freddie: Yeah, but since she's been taking care of Lewbert, I can pretty much do whatever I want. Last night I slept with my socks on.
 * 1) Freddie: Morning, girls. Check me out.
 * 1) Spencer: Hey, Pork-chop and Sledgehammer! If you guys ever get married, will your last names be sledge-chop, or pork-hammer?
 * 2) Freddie: PUT. THE BOWS. DOWN!
 * 1) Freddie: I was not looking out my peephole waiting for you to come home!
 * 1) Mrs. Benson: I will not do my business in this bucket! I'm a lady!
 * 1) Spencer: Hey guys, come on. Carly: Where?
 * 1) Carly: But you're wearing pajamas.
 * 1) Spencer: What? You always have enough! Why would you say you don't have enough? Now I'm scared!
 * 2) Trudy: [kissing Spencer] Let's move this party to the couch. Spencer: The couch is broken. Trudy: Why don't we go break it some more!!
 * 3) Sam: Oh my gosh, the bear ate Freddie. Bad bear! [hits Freddie with an umbrella, and Freddie goes down] Freddie: Ahhh! Never do that again! Sam: You're not the boss of me. [hits Freddie again]
 * 4) Sam: What is this on your chest?
 * 1) Carly: It's my fault you're in here.
 * 1) Freddie:[Sam grabs Freddie by the collar] Come on, you put a dead fish in my locker, and I handcuffed you to Gibby, we're even!
 * 1) Carly: Then take off your shirt and jump up and down. Ikiss_HD.png
 * 1) Sam: But um... before we start our meatball war, I wanna say something. On the last iCarly... I told you guys that Freddie never kissed anyone and... that was really personal and I shouldn't have said it on the show. And for all you people out there who's been teasing Freddie about it, lay off! Because I bet a whole lot of you haven't kissed anyone either... including me. Yeah. That's right, I've never kissed anyone. So if you want to tease someone about it, tease me. Which is a bad idea unless if you live near a hospital!
 * 2) Freddie: (laughs)
 * 1) David Archuleta: Should we tell them what room?
 * 1) Carly: I'm telling the story! One time we were going to ride roller-coasters on a school day and when Spencer came to get me he told Ms. Briggs he was taking me to the doctor. So she says "Which one?" and Spencer says...
 * 1) Carly & Freddie: [Hug each other.] Freddie: [Pulls away from the hug and looks at Sam. ; They stare at each other awkwardly.]
 * 1) Freddie: I've been kicked out of every club but the Junior Bow & Arrow Club!
 * 1) Spencer: [walking in on the fake iCarly cast] Holy similar!!!!
 * 1) Carly: iCarly has been hijacked by a psychotic she-duck!
 * 1) Mandy: [petting Spencer's shirt] Nice bird...
 * 1) Carly: Okay. Can I have my website back?
 * 1) Gibby: Hey, wanna dance?
 * 1) Carly: [screams and throws a worm at the ceiling] Aww, you stuck to the ceiling. thumb|300px|right
 * 2) Carly: You think I'm pudgy.

iReunite with Missy: Freddie: No, I said, "Sam, don't lick the swing set," and you said, "Don't tell me what to do, Benson," and then you licked the swing set. Sam: Okay just...forget it. Don't believe me. Freddie: TELL ME ONE REASON WHY I SHOULD BELIEVE YOU. Sam: Cause I came here. Have I come to you for help before? For anything? Freddie: [sad, upset expression] Sam: [walks away] Carly: And you said Sam wasn’t your friend! thumb|300px|right Freddie: Yeah, whatever... Carly: Yeah, whatever! *pokes Freddie* Freddie: Ahh, stop! iTake on Dingo: Carly: When we get there, you can look for the frozen head of Charles Dingo. Sam: The frozen head! Spencer: We leave at midnight. Sam: Yeah, but you never see any Totally Terri character's saying (mocking voice) "In 5, 4, 3, 2, 1!" Freddie: (also using mocking voice) You don't say the '1'!" Sam: "PAYBACK!" Carly: Yes. [Sam whacks a Totally Terri writer with the sock filled with butter] Hollywood [the hobo outside the window]: BOWELS! I got the bathtub!!! Carly: No, no, no, no, no, no-no, no! [closes shades] iMust Have Locker 239: Freddie: No thanks Princess Puckett. thumb|300px|right Gibby: Yes. How many fat cakes are in that tank? Principal Franklin: Oh Gibby, there's so much not right about you. Gibby: I won?! I won! [starts taking of his shirt] Principal Franklin: No, Gibby, you didn't win. In fact, your guess was so far off that we're calling your parents and having you tested. thumb|300px|right Gibby: Again?! Freddie, to Sam: In your face, you blonde-headed demon! Principal Franklin: Wait, it seems we have another person who guessed the number correctly. Freddie: Oh no! Principal Franklin: So, Freddie will be sharing his locker with... Sam Puckett! Sam: Whoo! Oh, yeah, baby! Sam Puckett is a winner! Yet again Fredward [knocks Freddie to the ground] Told you Mama knows Fat Cakes.
 * 1) Sam: I feel like butt!
 * 2) Sam: Remember that time you dared me to lick the swing set?
 * 1) Freddie: You know, maybe Carly's right. Maybe you're just jealous of Missy!
 * 1) Carly: No. You care about Sam!Freddie: Well, she was really upset.
 * 1) Spencer: Look, I think it's jank they are ripping off iCarly. But we can't go 900 miles.
 * 1) Freddie: But I'm a big part of the show, too!
 * 1) Carly: We're not just gonna walk in there and start hitting T.V writers with a big, buttery sock!
 * 2) Totally Terri writer (after getting hit): "What's in that sock!?"
 * 1) Sam: May I get swingy?
 * 1) Carly: [screams after seeing 'Hollywood' the hobo] AHHHHHH! THERE'S A HOBO IN OUR BATHTUB!!!!
 * 2) Carly: The next person who says 'bowels' sleeps in the bathtub!
 * 1) Sam: (holding out salami stick) Salami?
 * 1) Principal Franklin: Yes Gibby, you have a question.
 * 1) Principal Franklin: Before I announce the winner, I feel compelled to tell you the worst guess, which was 5.[holds up a piece of paper with Gibby's name and the number five on it]
 * 1) Sam: Fat Cakes, YEAH!
 * 2) [after Principal Franklin announces Freddie as the winner with 2,718]
 * 1) Freddie: What did you do to my locker? Sam: My locker! Freddie: Our Locker!! Sam: When did you turn into my wife?!

iTwins: Freddie: [to Sam] I've been in your house. How can I never see a picture of this "sister"? Sam: You have, just didn't know who is Melanie 'cuz we look identical. Carly: They're twins. Freddie: Oh, twins! TWIIIINS!!! Riiiiight, you know I have an uncle who was an avocado, yeah we called him "Uncle Green Mush"... Carly: We're telling you the truth. Freddie: I'm not falling for it. Sam: Who cares what he thinks, let's go. Freddie: People care what I think! Mr. Howard: No, they don't. Freddie: Yes sir. Freddie: OK, this is the stupidest thing ever... Melanie: Oh my gosh, you're Freddie, I recognize you from iCarly. Freddie: Oh shut up! Melanie: Huh? I'm confused... Freddie: Really... Sam? Freddie: No, i don't want a pickle. T-Bo: Why? You afraid of pickles? Scared to take a walk on the pickle side of town? Freddie: No, I just think that pickles and smoothies don't really go together. T-Bo: (sarcastically) Oh. Well, pardon me for thinking that all foods and beverages can get along. Carly: You asked Melanie. Freddie: OOOKAYY. You can pretend I'm going on a date with Melanie, but I know I've got a date with Sam. [chokes on smoothie and coughs it out] thumb|300px|right Carly: What?! Freddie: I'VE GOT A DATE WITH SAM!!! T-Bo: You wanna buy a pickle?? Freddie: NO!!!! Melanie: Thanks! I love your shirt! Freddie: No, you don't. Carly said you hate stripes! Melanie: Sam hates stripes. Freddie: How long are you gonna keep this up?! [pushes Melanie on her shoulder] Just admit you're Sam and we can leave! Melanie: I would, ow... [rubs her shoulder] ...but I'm not Sam! Freddie: OK. It you're not Sam, then I guess you wouldn't mind if I hold your hand. Melanie: I don't mind at all. I think you're really cute. Freddie: How can you say that without vomiting!? thumb|300px|right Melanie: What? Freddie: All right. If you're not Sam... You suppose you might go dancing... With me. Melanie: I'd love to. Freddie: This is a slow dance, you know. We have to dance real close, pressed together. Melanie: I know. Freddie: I can't believe you're doing this. Melanie: Why? I like you! Freddie: You hate me; you always have! Melanie: Maybe Sam hates you. Freddie: You ARE Sam! Melanie: Really? Would Sam do this? [kisses Freddie on the lips] Freddie: You swore we'd never do that again! Melanie: I didn't swear anything. [Freddie becomes extremely paranoid and runs away; Melanie chases him] Freddie: Ha, so admit there's no Melanie, and that I am not gullible, and that I'm too smart for you Sam: There's no Melanie, you're not gullible, and you're too smart for me Freddie: That's right! In your face, Puckett! Bye, ladies. Carly: Yeah, Chuck.[Chuck walks away with his father shakin his head.] iFight Shelby Marx: [Nevel gets shoved into octagon] Freddie: That´s cool Carly: [steps out of the shadows] Hello, Nevel. thumb|300px|right Nevel: I'm not scared of you either. Sam: [steps out of the shadows] What´s up, Nevel? Nevel: OK, you, I'm scared of... [Sam steps closer to Nevel, causing him to flinch] [Shelby steps into the spotlight]] Nevel: Oh dear...
 * 1) [next day in school] thumb|300px|right
 * 1) [after Melanie enter from the elevator]
 * 1) T-Bo: Would the gentleman care for a pickle?
 * 1) Freddie: Sam would rather chew broken glass then go out on a date with me for a whole Saturday night. No way she's going through with this!
 * 1) Freddie: So, Melanie... you look pretty hot tonight.
 * 1) [Freddie and Melanie are slow-dancing]
 * 1) Sam: You won. We tried to trick you but we couldn't pull it off
 * 1) Spencer: Enjoy your summer Chuck.
 * 1) Nevel: I'm not scared of you Freddie Benson!
 * 1) Shelby: Hi Nevel.





My Favorite Quotes: (Season Three)
iThink They Kissed: Carly: Yeah, when you're five. Freddie: Or ninety. Prisoner: Stabbing! Spencer: Stabbing... isn't really an emotion, it's more of an... activity. (does a stabbing motion with his hand) Which I hope you don't do it to me... See, an emotion is more of a feeling! Prisoner: Well maybe I feel STABBY! Spencer: (changes the subject nervously) So sculpting... Carly: Yes, I know Freddie. Sam: (whispering) We kissed. [Carly's face changes from happy to shocked.] Carly: What? Sam: Me and Freddie kissed! You know ... [making kissing sounds] Carly: You and Freddie really kissed!? Sam: ssshhh,[laughing] Don't tell Carly! Freddie: Weird how? Carly: Like ... she thought her thumb was missing. Freddie: Was it? Carly: [frustrated] No! And ... then ... she said that you two kissed Freddie: So, she really thought her thumb was missing? That's so crazy... Carly: AND, she said you two KISSED! Freddie: Uh... I'm comin' mom! Carly: Your mom didn't call you! thumb|300px|right Freddie: I heard the whistle! Carly: Is what Sam said true? Freddie: NO. I'm sure she has both her thumbs. Carly: Did you and Sam kiss? [Freddie runs to try to escape but Carly tackles him to the ground and pins him] Carly: TELL ME!! Freddie: NO! (Freddie reverses the pin and pins Carly to the ground) thumb|300px|right Carly: WHOA, when did you get so strong? Freddie: SAME TIME THE VOICE GOT LOWER! Carly: Did you and Sam kiss? Freddie: OK yes, it's true... Sam and I kissed. Carly: Oh, my God! (Freddie helps Carly to her feet) Freddie: I was bummed about never kissing anyone, and I was out on the balcony and Sam came out...she said she never kissed anyone either and we ended up kissing! Carly: (yells) OH, MY GOD! Freddie: It was just one time ... except for that other time... but that might've been Sam's twin sister. I'm still fuzzy on the whole Melanie thing! Carly: You guys are my best friends! How come neither one of you told me? Freddie: We promised each other we'd never speak of it again. (yells) Oh, man I'VE BEEN SPEAKING OF IT AGAIN!!! Carly: I'm calling Sam right now! Freddie: NO!!! If you tell Sam I told you, she'll kick me in places that should never be kicked! Sam: (embarrassed and lost for words) Freddie: (opens door with a cable in hand) I'm just going to go upstairs and install these cables... Sam: You spoke of it! Freddie: AHHHHHH! (throws cable in air and runs into the hall) Leave me alone, Sam. NO! Argh! Lemme go! Sam: (follows Freddie, carries him back in, and throws him onto the couch. She then locks the door) You swore you'd never tell anyone we kissed! Freddie: I didn't! Sam: What? Carly: How long did you guys kiss? (Sam and Freddie look at each other) Freddie: I dunno. Sam: Like, seven seconds. thumb|300px|right Freddie: Seven... Eight. Carly: Oh. And was it fun? Sam: Fun? Carly: Yeah... I mean, did you guys... you know... like it? Sam and Freddie: (look at each other but do not answer because Spencer bursts in the room) Spencer: Carly! Where's my banjo? Carly: Over there by your robot, but -- Spencer: Yeah! Woo! Sam: Why do you need your banjo all of the sudden? Spencer: 'Cause I was just across the street at that Armenian bakery and I met this girl that was buying some lamajune so i started chatting her up and turns out she loves banjo music. [Plays a short tune on the banjo] Spencer: She's gonna freak! [Spencer runs out the room, leaving Carly, Sam, and Freddie still duct taped to the chairs.] iCook: Freddie: I thought of the name! Sam: Uh-oh, your ear's all wet. [sticking her wet finger into Freddie's ear] Freddie: [angry, but speaking calmly] ...and my hatred grows stronger. Carly: Yep, that could hurt someone. Sam: Or cook them to perfection. Freddie: What, not dying? [Spencer telling his 'vision' and about to leave - still in his bathrobe] Carly: What's "Nug-Nug" from Galaxy Wars gonna be doing at the Groovy Smoothie in Seattle? Spencer: [indignant] HUGGING ME! Sam: My band-aid. [judges look disgusted] Carly: She means... her flavor patch! [They turn to face each other, and then slap each other] Carly: Dude! It's Saturday morning, I was sleeping. Freddie: I could tell, your hair's a MESS! Carly: Oh well, sorry for not getting myself "all dolled-up" to answer the door! iSpeed Date : Sam: (snickers) Crotchety. It's funny 'cause it sounds wrong. T-Bo: Just buy a bell pepper! Carly: NO! T-Bo: Four-fifty! Carly: T-BO!! Carly: Or a psychopath with a chainsaw! iHave My Principals: Sam and Freddie:[At the same time] What?! Why?! Sam: Dude, we gotta stop doing that. Superintendant Gorman: What? Sam: Whooaa. Deep voice. Can i feel your adams apple? [feels adams apple] Freddie: Sam... Superintendant Gorman: Wha- Stop that. Mrs. Briggs: Be careful Superintendant. Mr. Howard: She's dangerous. Freddie: You didn't need to fire Principal Franklin. Sam: He rocks at his job. Superintendant Gorman: I don't need a children telling me my business. Sam: [fierce] Well you need someone. Freddie: Easy.. Mrs. Briggs: Now get to class, Puckett! Mr. Howard: Yeah, you too, Benson. Sam: Were we talkin to you two? Superintendant Gorman: Young lady, you will speak to your principals in a respectful tone. Freddie: What! Sam: Them!!? Superintendant Gorman: Mrs. Briggs and Mr. Howard are your new co-principals. Mrs. Briggs: Now, get to class! Mr. Howard: Yeahh... Superintendant Gorman: Does the cafeteria have chicken tartes? Mr. Howard: Yes, sir. Mrs. Briggs: Indeed. thumb|300px|right Superintendant Gorman: Take me to them. Freddie: The two meanest teachers are our new co-principals. Sam: [growling in rage] Freddie: Sam...? Sam: I need to hit something. Freddie: Uhh... hit my backpack. Sam: You sure? Freddie: Yeah.. I got 4 texbooks, and 2 sets of gym clothes in there. Do it. [Sam punches so hard, Freddie falls to the floor.] Freddie: No, we're having a meeting. Sam: Why'd you stick the doughnuts on that way? T-Bo: Whattaya' saying? Freddie: Well, they're doughnuts they have a hole right in the middle. Sam: But you put the stick through the sides. T-Bo: Man... This is embarrassing. T-Bo: You wanna buy a doughnut? [angrier, to Carly, Sam, and Freddie] I fixed 'em. iFind Lewbert's Lost Love: Carly: No, I have to give my cupcakes a transfusion.(puts cream into cupcakes) Sam: (sighs). Then you come help me. Freddie: Oh no, I'm not gonna risk getting caught and then having my mother find out... (Sam picks him up) Sam: We'll be back soon. Freddie: Oh, come on! Sam! How do you do this??!! Spencer: You kids have fun! Sam: Ah, Freddie! Policeman: For stealing TV remotes? Probably 30 days. Marta: I can wait 30 days! Lewbert: How much for slapping a cop? Sam: 6 months. [Lewbert hits one of the policemen] Lewbert: See you, Marta! iMove Out: Mrs.Benson: [sternly] You better finish that with gosh. thumb|300px|right Freddie: Dear Gosh, please make her leave. Freddie: Don't sing the song! Freddie: So? Mrs. Benson: So? When you were ready to be born did I keep you waiting? Freddie: Yes. You were pregnant with me for 11 months! Mrs. Benson: I wanted to make sure you were done! Spencer: Hey, guess what? Petographers: What? Spencer: Shut up. iQuit iCarly: T-Bo: [drops smoothie; angrily] What?! Sam: I want a table as far away from them as possible. [indicates Carly and Dave] T-Bo: [still angry] Have I ever cared where you sat?! Elderly Woman: Ahhhh! Carly: [shocked] I'm so sorry! Sam: I accept your apology. Carly: It wasn't for you; it was for the lady I muffined! Gibby: Sorry, I squeezed the nozzle too hard. Spencer: You're supposed to be making a light ocean spray; that felt like a whale peed in my face! Sam: Carly! Don't let go! Carly: Why on Earth would I let go?! iSaved Your Life: Spencer: Yeah right, I'm not falling-- Sam: [snatches Spencer's pizza and throws it]  I'M NOT KIDDING! FREDDIE'S HURT!!! Freddie: Sure, Noseby Moseby. thumb|300px|right Sam: Uh-huh. And remember how he tried to get me to be his girlfriend for like six months and I kept saying,"Get away from me, or I'll kill you"? And then he bought me a subscription to the Bacons of the World Club, and then boom, I thought I was in love with the guy? Freddie: I'm listening. Sam: I was never in love with him; I was in love with the foreign bacon that kept showing up at my door every month...like a beautiful, greasy dream. Freddie: I doubt that bacon can make you think you're in love with someone. Sam: You ever had Bolivian bacon? Freddie: No. Sam: It changes you.... Freddie: I didn't buy Carly any foreign bacon, I saved her life! Sam: And that's Carly's bacon! She's not in love with you, she's in love for what you did... Freddie: You just can't stand the idea of Carly and me as a couple. Sam: Very true, it makes me wanna puke up blood. But still; what I say is true; and you know it. Freddie: I gotta get to class... Spencer: (inside Sam's locker) HEEEERE'S SPENCY! [laughs; Sam closes her locker, locks it, and walks away]I gotta quit saying witty things before I blow... Delivery Guy: No. Why, did you order one? iWas a Pageant Girl: Sam: Nyeehh! Freddie: Nyeehh! Carly: This is a beauty pageant, not a "booby" pageant! Sam: I feel hot. Carly: I feel violated! Freddie: On what planet are there squirtable fruits?!? Spencer: A planet I wanna live on! iEnrage Gibby: Carly: But still isn´t that taking advantage of people? Sam: I see nothing wrong with taking advantage of the stupid. Spencer: That´s why we have stupid people. Gibby: WHAT!!? what!!.I invite you to my friend's house- Tasha: Gibby (says softly)... Gibby: Bring you an ice cream cone, and you do THAT to me??! Freddie: Gibby, it-- Gibby: You shut your mouth Benson, I don't need your details! Tasha: Gibby... Gibby: You betrayed me, you both betrayed me! Freddie: Gibby... Gibby: You be quiet, nerd! (kicks red bag on floor.) Freddie: Nerd? Gibby: I'm gonnna break you. Friday. Behind the gym. At 3.....:02 (Walks away, then comes back.) Gibby: And bring a mop for your blood. thumb|300px|right (Freddie turns to Tasha) Freddie: ... :02? Freddie: Gibby-- (throws latte out of hand) Freddie: That was a Chai latte. Gibby: Well I'm gonna make you a die latte. Yeah. (Sam walls in and takes Gibby away, then turns around.) Sam: Let's go, Gib, time for you to start training. Freddie: (Stutters) Wai-, What-- You're training him to fight me??! Sam: Yep. Freddie: Why?? Sam: Cuz, Carly told me to go over to Gibby and talk him out of it. Gibby: To no avail. Sam: Oh, and the fight isn't gonna be behind the gym. Gibby: There's been a change in venue. Freddie: To where? Sam: iCarly. You and Gibby are gonna swing it out live on the web. Freddie: Why!!?? Sam: Cuz who wouldn't want to watch Gibby pound the fudge out of you? Gibby: Say 'bye-bye' to your fudge. Sam: Gibby!! Gibby: Comin! Freddie: My fudge? (confused) thumb|300px|right Carly: Oh come on, Gibby's sweet, kind and- (Sam and Freddie look at her) there's gotta be something wrong with that chick! iSpace Out: Spencer: [stares at girl with wide eyes] Yeah, three percent fruit juice. Freddie: Yeah what? Sam: Why you so stooopid??[in a accent]Freddie: [annoyed] Carly.. Carly: Sam! Sam: I'm curious! thumb|300px|right iFix a Popstar: Freddie: Technically, you can't take a train to an island. They're surrounded by water, so-- Sam: DUDE! Freddie: I'll shut up. Freddie: Wait, no no no Sam. Don't-- Sam: [pulls fork out of Freddie's sholder] Freddie: AAH!!! [cries] Carly: Ooh, this thinking's fun. Freddie: She can't do ANYTHING! Sam: Maybe it's best if they don't know. Spencer: I feel like I kissed Gibby! iBloop: Carly: Our TV! [giggles a bit] Mrs. Benson: I don't believe I know you. Drake: Where's Josh? Where's Mom and Dad? Guppy: Happy birthday!  iWon't Cancel The Show : Spencer: Why doesn´t Freddie say "in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1"? Carly: No one knows! Freddie: I know! Carly : No one cares!!! Freddie: Might I also have some food, father? Gibby: No! Floss my toes! Freddie: (shrieks/sobs) Oh, Father! iBelive in Bigfoot: Sam: That´s a pretty sexy dance there. Freddie: See anything? Carly: Just trees ... and some bushes ... and ... [chuckles] two squirrels wrestling. Freddie: Carly? Carly: Yeah? Freddie: They're not wrestling. Carly: [takes a closer look; embarrassed] Oh... thumb|300px|right Carly: Don't talk about it! iPhysco: Sam: Donuts. Freddie: No. Sam: Muffins. Freddie: No. Sam: Corndogs. Freddie: No. Sam: Chocolates. thumb|300px|right Freddie: No, it's not food! Sam: Then who cares? Carly: What's in the box? Freddie: Oh, just some photos.. Sam: Of donuts?! Freddie: No! Freddie: Tape? Spencer: [having not seen Guppy enter] Gibby, who was at the door? [he sees Guppy] AND WHAT DID THEY DO TO YOU?! iBeat the Heat: Freddie: Yeah, that'll happen. Spencer: Wow, that´s a creepy rhyme! Elderly Women: One day, you'll be old!
 * 1) Sam: Aw, what's the big chiz? It's normal for teeth to fall out. thumb|300px|right
 * 1) Spencer: As I was saying, I'm gonna teach you guys about sculpting, which of course is art. Now I think of art as a physical expression of emotion! So let's start by talking about the emotions you guys are feeling right now!
 * 1) Sam: You know that kid, Freddie?
 * 1) Spencer: [after Carly hits him] You know, most guys have to get married to suffer this kind of abuse...
 * 2) Carly: Then she started saying some pretty ... weird stuff.
 * 1) Carly: Why didn't you tell me you and Freddie kissed?!
 * 1) Carly: It's Freddie's fault! When you see prisoners escaping, you don't announce that you're going to call the cops![mannish voice] "Well you do realize we have to call the police."
 * 2) Carly: So, how long was it
 * 1) [Freddie is proud about naming an iCarly segment, showing himself to the webcast viewers] Seddie_dan_1.jpg
 * 1) [Sam tries out the security system by frying a knackwurst with it]
 * 1) Spencer: [after being shocked by Sam's locker] Just as I blacked out I experienced something incredible!
 * 1) Carly: [picking 'something' from their plate of Spaghetti Tacos] What is this? IThink_They_Kissed.jpg
 * 1) Sam and Freddie: What? Why?
 * 1) Freddie: Hey... nice PJ's.
 * 1) Freddie: [holds up a bag of bacon.] Girls who are rude to me don't get a bag of bacon. Sam: Whoa, Freddie, I never realized what a hot handsome hunk of boy you really are. [grabs the bacon.] Freddie: Better.
 * 2) Carly: I'm not going to use our web show to beg for boys. So, I'll be old and crotchety.
 * 1) [During the speed date]
 * 1) Sam: Come on, you might get a really cool guy! thumb|300px|right|I-LOVE-THIS-MAN
 * 1) Sam: If a guy wants a date with mama, he should ask me. And pay for it. Or he can just give me the money and stay out of my life.
 * 1) Principal Franklin: I´ve been fired.
 * 1) Sam: Come on. Yo, Superintendent Gorman.
 * 1) T-Bo: You wanna buy a doughnut?
 * 1) [After Carly, Sam, Freddie, and Principal Franklin finish talking]
 * 1) Sam: Aww man, I left my phone in Lewberts office. Can you come help me get it??
 * 1) [Sam knocks over the golf balls]
 * 1) Carly: How long will he be in jail?
 * 1) Freddie: Oh, my G.....
 * 1) Mrs. Benson: (singing) When a big boy eats his vegetables-
 * 1) Sam: Admire the wad ($360 cash)!
 * 2) Mrs. Benson: I've been waiting outside for 10 minutes.
 * 1) Petographers: Don't startle Harmoo!
 * 1) Sam: T-Bo!
 * 1) Carly: [removes the cranberry, folds her arms, and grabs a muffin and attempts to hit Sam, but it hits an elderly lady]
 * 1) [While Spencer and Gibby are in the boat]:
 * 1) [When Carly is dangling off the window washer´s platform]:
 * 1) Sam: Freddie's hurt!
 * 1) Carly: [referring to Mrs. Benson; screaming] She's beating me with your underwear!
 * 2) Sam: Remember two years ago when I dated that guy Eric Moseby–- kid with the big nose?
 * 1) Spencer: Do you see a girl in there? Thjesfl.PNG
 * 1) Freddie: Aww, Sam, if you're in love with me, just say so!
 * 1) [after Sam shows her mom's fake boob insertions for Carly to use]
 * 1) [after Sam strips Carly of her dress and shoes, so Sam can appear in the pageant instead]
 * 1) Spencer: Am I a fruit?
 * 1) Sam: If people are dumb enough to think art is worth more money just ´cause the artist is dead that´s their problem. 670px-Iwasapagentgirl.png
 * 1) (Gibby comes in with Tasha on Freddie)
 * 1) Sam: Well, that's what you get for mackin' on his girlfriend.
 * 1) Sam: There's gotta be something wrong with that chick.
 * 1) Spencer: [slowly and cautiously hands little girl a juice box] Little Girl: [takes juice box and begins sipping]
 * 1) Sam: Waitt, one question.
 * 1) Spencer: Gibby's eyes, Gibby's nose, Gibby's Lip-...Gibby's lips...Ohh...I can't kiss Gibby lips.
 * 2) Sam: She hopped on the psycho train and crashed into has-been island.
 * 1) Sam: Just move!
 * 1) Freddie: Let's think. We have a talentless woman who can’t sing, can’t dance, and looks terrible! thumb|300px|right
 * 1) Carly: Ginger Fox has NO TALENT!
 * 1) Sam: I'm Carly... I am not Carly!
 * 2) Freddie: Hello, the remote's gone again... (Someone throws remote at his face) Yey-oh!
 * 3) Sam: We used some footage from recent... Carly: Yeah-huh!
 * 4) Freddie: Yeah... what? (Fake monitor screen falls of T.V.) Oh no!
 * 1) Freddie: (in high voice, like his voice has cracked) Puberty! All righty.
 * 2) Drake Bell: (comes into room where Carly, Sam, Freddie and Mrs. Benson are) Hey, Megan. (points to Mrs. Benson) Who's she?
 * 1) Gibby: Check out what it says if I play every fourth word.  Seddie_288.gif
 * 1) [After Carly explains the beginning of an iCarly webcast] Seddie_For_The_Win_by_Rie_Xana.jpg
 * 1) (doing a Terrible Theatre segment)
 * 1) [Spencer comes into the room trying to get water out of his ear]
 * 1) Spencer: I didn't know a hot dog place could be called a wienery.
 * 2) [looking for Bigfoot]
 * 1) Spencer: Did you see those two squirrels?!
 * 1) Man's voice calling: Carly? Carly! Carly: Bigfoot?! Freddie: How would Bigfoot know your name?
 * 2) Freddie: [talking about Sam] It's refreshing when she hurts someone who's not me.
 * 1) Freddie: Guess what's in this box?
 * 1) Nora: Here's a tasty tape...
 * 1) [Gibby goes to the bathroom after Guppy is dropped off]
 * 1) Sam: Freddie, come rub my neck!!
 * 1) Mrs. Benson: When temperatures get too high, the elderly will start to die! thumb|300px|right
 * 1) Sam: [Sees the elderly women on the side to the couch she was sitting in] Hey, hey, move.

My Favorite Quotes: (Season Four: So Far)
iGot a Hot Room: Sam: "It makes you look like a girl." Spencer: [flips hair] "Does not!" Gibby: "You're gonna hurt his feelings!" Spencer: "He's gonna hurt my head!" thumb|right|300px|My very own voiceover. (: Gibby: [to Spencer] "Got any plum juice?" Spencer: "No one has plum juice!" Gibby: [shrugging] "No plum juice, Grandpa!" Gibby's Grandfather: [Annoyed] "Great! I took a bullet in Korea and now I can't get a lousy glass of plum juice!" Freddie: "So what's better, a shank or a shiv?" Sam: "Depends. For cutting or stabbing?" Carly: "Mr. BO"? T-Bo: "Nah...I'm just pulling your peach" thumb|300px|right|Another one of my voiceovers. SEDDIE!!! Spencer: EVERYBODY GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Freddie: "And Spencer spent it all on your room." Sam: "The whole wad, baby!" Spencer: "Which is so stupid because we rent this place but who cares!" iSam's Mom: T-Bo: Do I-What?! Sam: Ahh, don´t like that word! Spencer: Well, too bad! Stairs, stairs, stairs! Carly:She meant panties. Spencer:Now I'm embarrassed. Pam: You don't deserve my parts. Sam: Yeah. Pam: I sold him. Carly: Oh, my God! Sam: You sold my bunny? Pam: To foreigners! Sam: (Gasp!)Sam: Yeah, you wanna know why that rich doctor stopped calling you? Pam: Steven? Sam: I told him you got hit by a bus! Pam: (Gasp!) Freddie: [opens door; looks after the Shadow Hammer with a worried expression on his face; closes door] iGet Pranky: Sam: Manny's, snippin' and sizzin' for over 20 years, heyyyy. thumb|300px|right Freddie: Bald people not welcome, [imitating Sam] heyyyy. Freddie: Sure thing, Sam...jerk. Sam: And that's why you're behind the camera. Sam: HEY! [throwing a pillow at Freddie.] Freddie: I didn't even throw it! Freddie: Knock-knock jokes? Sam: They don't even count as jokes. Sam: You got him dinner. Carly: Well, that explains why I'm having to eat my soup with a fork... Spencer: I don't even know what this is! Carly: It's a contract that says, "I, Spencer Shay, hereby promise to never prank anybody again as long as ye shall live.". Spencer: What is "ye"? Carly: "Ye" is you, it sounds official! Sign it. Spencer: What if I don't? Carly: Well then I might sneak into your room tonight and push a pillow over your face until you stop kicking. Spencer: That's some pretty dark stuff. Carly: Yes! Sam: Kinda. Freddie: Ocho. [ocho is 8 in Spanish] Gibby: I hit rock bottom. iSell Penny-Tees: Sam: [sarcastic gasp] Someone finally friended you!? [walks away] Freddie: [picks up a knife] Control, Freddie. Bad thoughts lead to bad actions. [puts down knife] Sam: *grabs Freddie* Freddie: Oh, it's happening. Sam: *pushes Freddie on the couch and spanks him* Freddie: Oh, Sam, come on! Don't-- OW! SAM! STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT! SAM! GET OFF OF ME!!! Gibby: GIBBY!! Spencer: GIBBY!! Kristacia: (trying to sound out name) Gibb-ey? Spencer: (smiling) Yes. Spencer: GIBBY!!! iDo: Freddie: Uhh... Sam: (smiling) Oh, the irony. Freddie: What irony? Sam: You're the best at nothing and you're barely a man. Spencer: I'm a mess! Carly: Such a mess! Sam: He has no job! Spencer: Who would hire me? Freddie: He doesn't hang out with anyone his own age! Spencer: I've never been popular! Carly: He drinks milk in the shower! Spencer: All naked and wet! Carly: Oh, and he hasn't had a steady girlfriend since high school! Spencer: Ok, well maybe not a steady girlfriend per se! Sam: And look at his flat butt! Spencer: TOO FAR! [grabs her fishstick and throws it into the air] Gibby: What is that, your catchphrase?! iStart a Fanwar: Carly: (annoyed) I told you it was diet...now go get a sponge! Spencer: You look like you're hungry, so taste the blade of Aruthor! Aspartamay: Your blood, it will boil, your flesh I shall burn it's eternal damnation, but I guess that you've earned it! Spencer: You will beg for mercy, when I own you in the FACE! Aspartamay: I'll thrust my sword through your lily white gullet, you'll look like a troll with a chambermaid's mullet! thumb|300px|right Spencer: You emanate a stench so foul that when you're near it makes me howl! Aspartamay: I'll bleed ye dry and ye shall cry, (imitating a baby crying) Wah wah wah wah, ba ba ba ba! Craig: Oh, that was your fault. Eric: You're the one who had to touch Justin Bieber's hair! Interviewer: YOU lie! Jack Black: (dressed as Aspartamay) Fifteen hours, my friend!! thumb|300px|right iHire an Idiot: Carly: Isn´t that some kind of bread? Freddie: That´s ciabatta. Sam: That monkey from Galaxy Wars? Freddie: No! Sam: Well.. Freddie: You guys! [Freddie gives Sam a BE SERIOUS look.] (these two events were deleted from the actual episode)
 * 1) Spencer: [about his hair] "It took me a year to get it this long and voluminous!"
 * 1) Spencer: [to Gibby] "I don't feel comfortable letting your grandfather cut my hair."
 * 1) Gibby's Grandfather: [to Gibby] "Could ya get me some plum juice?"
 * 1) Gibby's Grandfather: [feels Spencer's hair] "Oh, you got a nice head of hair, young lady!"
 * 2) Sam: "Right, which is why I had to make a shank."
 * 1) T-Bo: "Uh uh. I'm your boss now. You gotta call me Mr. Bo"
 * 1) Freddie: Whoa whoa whoa! Text message from Carly, she's on her way up!
 * 1) [After telling about the $82,000 from the watch]
 * 1) Sam: And after a hard day of being Carly, Freddie: You literally jump into bed. [jumps onto Carly's bed.] Sam: I wanna try! [start's running towards the bed.] Freddie: NO NO SAM DON'T! Sam: [jumps ontop of him.] Freddie: Aw, come on man!
 * 1) Blonde Girl: Do you sell smoothies here? Seddieihaipromox3.jpg
 * 1) Carly: No more panties on the stairs!
 * 1) Sam: I don't want any part of her.
 * 1) Mrs. Benson: There´s a dangerous criminal out there who probably wants to hurt my Freddie with his hammer!
 * 2) Pam:Hey, Sam. Remember when you were seven, and I told you that Fluffles ran away?
 * 1) Pam: [when Carly freaks out] You've got girl cramps?
 * 2) Carly: Nyeeh! Nyeeh! Nyeeh!
 * 3) Shadow Hammer: 8-D, 8-D...no...8-D...no...8-D, 8-D, 8-D, 8-D, 8-D...
 * 1) Carly: From the floor of Manny's barbershop.
 * 1) Sam: Show 'em the prank, Fred-wiener!
 * 1) Carly: YO, PUCKETT! [throwing a pillow into Sam's face, who's asleep.]
 * 1) Carly: Do knock-knock jokes count?
 * 1) Sam: Come on, dude. You're like way too old to have never pulled one prank.Carly: Well, I'm sure it'll happen... When I, you know, meet the right person...
 * 2) Carly: Well, I kinda got him.
 * 1) Spencer: [wearing a hat made out of a lot of spoons] Look, I made a spoon hat.
 * 1) Carly: Sign it! 380px-20449636.jpg
 * 1) Spencer: So, [in a playful voice] you guys want me to sign your pretty little contract promising I won't pull pranks anymore... Will that make the little children happy?
 * 1) Sam: Look I've seen this kinda thing before, he's not gonna stop until he hits rock bottom.
 * 1) Freddie: Wow... This is amazing...
 * 1) Freddie: You knock off a fat cake truck?
 * 1) Spencer: Who's the best weirdo in Seattle?
 * 1) [Kristacia and Ucdorf leave the apartment] Gibby: They really hit it off.
 * 1) [After Spencer knocks Carly down.] Spencer: Kid! What're you doin? The floor's dirty. [helps her up.] Carly: A truck hit me. thumb|300px|right
 * 1) Gordon: Freddie! You could be my best man!
 * 1) Carly: Come on! You don't really want Spencer!
 * 1) Guppy: Happy birthday!
 * 1) Sam: [country-like, chuckling] Internet boy.
 * 1) Carly: [to Freddie] Oh my God, it's Adam, he wants to video chat, be cool...
 * 2) Sam: (takes a sip of Diet Dr. Fozz but then spits it out) Ugh! This is diet.
 * 1) Freddie: Will you pull your head out of your Fat Shake and listen to me?!
 * 2) Carly: A shuttle is gonna come get my cute, future husband and shuttle him right out of my life!
 * 3) Aspartamay: You maggot, you fool, know you not what you say, prepare to be PWNED by Aspartamay!
 * 1) Eric: Great, now you got us kicked out. Just like the Teen Choice Awards!
 * 1) Carly: NONE of us are dating! (pause)
 * 1) Jerry Trainor: (dressed as Aruthor on a behind the scenes look) Fighting Jack Black for 14 hours straight...it is a nightmare. And I'm still- (gets slapped by Jack Black) OW!
 * 1) Spencer: [eating a pizza he stepped on] This pizza tastes like shoe bottom... Seddieihaiicarly_-_Copy.jpg
 * 1) Sam: You are sooo good lookin'. Carly: I was about to say that!
 * 1) Freddie (to Sam): Remember the fudge!