User blog comment:Chaos Red/Weird Cleverbot Conversations/@comment-3221718-20110521152750

User: *worries* ...are you OK?

Cleverbot: On Fairie princes.*drunk*.

Cleverbot: You like alcohol?

User: You just said you were drunk!

Cleverbot: I did not!

User: Are you high???

Cleverbot: I'm not.

User: So...

Cleverbot: So, are you mad?

User: So, are you on drugs?

Cleverbot: Probably not.

User: Probably...

Cleverbot: Who is chuck norris?

User: A dude.

Cleverbot: Well, I'm a dudet, so I don't think I can take that as a compliment.

User: I'm a girl too... And I like purple.

Cleverbot: I like purple too.

User: What about Red?

Cleverbot: I like red. Red is the color of an apple.

User: Green is the colour of an apple.

Cleverbot: Trees are the colour of green!

User: Yogurt on a monkey train aint stopping how stupid you can be...

Cleverbot: Cows are awesome.

User: *cough* you are one- nothing... JK! XD.

Cleverbot: Then are you nothing?

User: No, the joke was you are a cow....

Cleverbot: Don't you dare call me that!

User: It was a JOKE! You called me nothing!

Cleverbot: You retort like a child.

User: You retort like a braindead monkey.

Cleverbot: A tasty one?

User: You retort like a braindead monkey.

I just PWNED cleverbot!