Talk:IParty With Victorious/@comment-4070382-20110614174656

Hey,

Iparty gets a lot right- a lot- but I'm still somewhat disappointed in this episode/special/whatever, and here's why (and btw, I'm so glad I'm not one of you people who have been awaiting this thing for nine months like it was your first child ;) ):

1.) The mean girl from Victorious should get much more screen time and cynical, bitchy lines.

2.) Spencer should also get more screen time and spencerish lines

3.) The mean girl from Victorious should have- fucking duh- met Sam face to face, they having a cynical conversation that ends with Sam saying 'I like this chick.' I mean, fucking duh- they're both mean chicks, and even, IIRC, expressly stated on their respective shows that they hate having their undies called panties.

4.) Pedantic complaint: someone should've been outside the closet to keep it locked until they were done with Steven (or is it Stephen? ;) ), because otherwise any real human would've bailed instantly.

5.) It would've been funnier if Kenan hadn't explained how he knew the Panda bear.

6.) Spencer and the jacuzzi guys should have run into the house and joined the duet and hugging, surreally. Unless they did and I just forgot.

7.) More hugging at the end. Yeah, I said it.

8.) Their 'revenge' on Steven wasn't very inspired; having Gibby forcefully kiss him on the lips would've been tight. And gay. And Gibby.

9.) When Freddie says Victoria is way hotter than Shelby Marx (ha ha), he should add "... and more developed." (a reference to how time has passed since Ifight Shelby Marx and Victoria Justice is more developed now. She is so developed now. I jerked off to that Nick Nick Nick Nick commercial she did :) Hey, she's eighteen now).

10.) When Cat (or is it Kat? I don't know I don't watch Victorious) types 'yes' at that one point, it should take her a long time to type it :)

11.) Ostrich cameo, anyone?

12.) Having Stev(ph)en be the son of divorced parents is a nice plot device to explain his LA/Seattle traipsing, but it's a little uncomfortable and awkward (it makes me think he could be the way he is because of pain and angst over his parents, searching for love from multiple people to fill the void in his heart. Uh, Ithink Too Much.

13.) I'm glad we finally know what happened with Sam's dad, but this was the WRONG episode to find out (my dad ran out on me- now let's go party with VICTORIOUS! WHEE!)

14.) Freddie should be like 'You kicked his puppet butt! I LOVE you!' and then french Sam after the rap battle.

15.) Spencer: "Let's all drive to LA- again! I got dibs on Charles Dingo's head!"

I'll come up with more complaints later, I'm sure. I feel empty, guys, empty.

BTW, I hope everyone gets my user name :D.