User blog comment:The Sam Puckett/Holding Auditions/@comment-4130105-20110717004829

Me as in Sikowitz: Ladies and germs! Have you ever thought about using your mother's hair for shoes??? Well, dont try it. All you get is itchy, hairy feet and an angry bald mother! Its not pretty... Has anyone reconsidered changing the Pacific Ocean water with Coconut juice?... If you did, I bet your eyes are dog has long ears... If he doesn't, then he's a cat.. In disguise as a dog... Speaking of cats, I have a very-red-haired student named Cat. Her hair looks (and smells like) red velveeet cupcakes!!! xD (OOC: Please consider making me the official roleplayer for Sikowitz!)