User blog comment:Churchpants/What is the Worst Dream/Day Dream You've Ever Had?/@comment-4293339-20110821151330

I was on a website where one of those "Congratulations! You won a (insert prize here)!" So for some reason I clicked on it and there was a question that said 'Do you think it'd be cooler if ninjas entered from underground or from the sky?' I answered the sky and then ninjas came down from my roof and kidnapped me. They took me to a mall in the sky and told me that if I didn't buy them the 'Sacred Relic of the Golden Warriors' in the next half hour they would feed me to a dragon. So then I ran around with a picture of the relic. Unfortunately the mall was like Japanese commercials. Strange and creepy... So along the way I had to fight off a bunch of manga people. I finally reached the store and found the relic perched on a high platform. I grabbed it and brought it to the register and the lady said. "We're sorry, but your time has run out." Then she turned into a dragon and ate me...