User blog comment:Cartoonprincess/Somnium: Chapter 8 What Makes One Beautiful?/@comment-3977504-20120609223307

I already told you to die but have I mentioned that I hate you? Seriously, do I have to be a sl*t in EVERY. SINGLE. FREAKING. STORY? I don't understand why y'all hate me. I'm so loveable.

So. Yeah. Gross. I mean... HE WAS IN HIS UNDERWEAR, GODDAMMIT, HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO ME?! And why was it so freaking spontaneous! If he just "grabbed me and started making out with me", I'd kick him in the places where no guy wants to be kicked. Just saying.

I can't comment on the rest 'cause I'm just too grossed out. Congrats, you just made Jerky explode. I hope you're happy.