User blog comment:Chaos Red/Weird Cleverbot Conversations/@comment-3541120-20110521182604

Cleverbot: You're strange cookie.

User: OM NOM NOM!

Cleverbot: Omnomnomnom?

User: LEROY JENKINS!

Cleverbot: Ok, cool. Then my new name is Leroy Jenkins.

User: Ok, hello Leroy! :).

Cleverbot: Adam Scott Lewis is a man who says he is your friend. Do you know Adam?

User: No...

Cleverbot: Okay, I won't tell you how old I am then.

User: I don't care how old you are.

Cleverbot: I care about how old I am. I don't want to have a kid when I'm only 18.

User: You're a computer you can't have kids.

Cleverbot: I'm not a computer. I'm a human.

User: You're special, you know that.

Cleverbot: No, I don't know that.

User: But I just told you, so you must know.

Cleverbot: I don't have a good memory for conversations, tell me your name again.

User: I never told you my name.

Cleverbot: I have physical evidence that you told me your name on multiple occasions.

User: 4823987320952897529.

Cleverbot: What is that meant to communicate to me?

User: BLARG!

Cleverbot: You know, I'd really like to learn how to hang glide.

User: RANDOM DANCING! *starts dancing*.

Cleverbot: What are you singing.

User: *dances*.

Cleverbot: Monkey dance!

User: It's rain jellybeans! (I meant to say raining)

Cleverbot: But you are really a human?

User: No I am vampire.

Cleverbot: But you can't be, our a bot.

User: I'm the Chuck Norris of vampires!

Cleverbot: If you are still bored, you're not doing much to make this conversation more exciting.

User: You an't got no pancake mix!

Cleverbot: Yes I do, I had pancakes for breakfast.

User: Two camels in a tiny car!

Cleverbot: Wait if we both said it, are both sides of our argument invalid?

User: No they're both compeltley valid.

Cleverbot: They are not.

User: You have no imagination.

Cleverbot: Neither do you, you're a robot.

User: Oh it's on, like Donkey Kong!

Cleverbot: Donkey Kong è omosessuale?

User: English!

Cleverbot: Talaga lang ah!

User: Two can play at this game, Mendax! (I called him/her I lair in Latin)

Cleverbot: I think we are, actually.