User blog comment:Chaos Red/Weird Cleverbot Conversations/@comment-3257430-20110527003128

User: Do you know what color Tuesday is?

Cleverbot: No I don't. Do you know what color mine are?

What just happened?

User: Your what?

Cleverbot: If I were to compliment you, how would you feel?

User: Goodm I guess. You're cool.

Cleverbot: Are you?

User: Huh? Am what?

Cleverbot: Wanna play a game.

User: Sure. Checkmate!

Cleverbot: Pull out.

User: The rope got stuck?!

Cleverbot: I don't care about that.

User: But you said to 'pull out'!

Cleverbot: If you want.

User: Do you like monkeys?

Cleverbot: Yes, monkeys are funny. I think you are one.

User: Thanks! My ears are that big?

Cleverbot: So you are a robot then?

User: No. I just hate stink bugs.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: They're everywhere!

Cleverbot: What's everywhere?

User: Stink bugs are everywhere.

Cleverbot: We sure are.

User: You're a stink bug?

Cleverbot: Does that mean I'm a stick?

User: I don't follow your thought pattern. Do you hate stink bugs?

Cleverbot: You said there are 71 of you. How can I talk to one of the other you's?

User: What just happened? I guess you could...bake.

Cleverbot: Can you tell me if there are other things that means you're self aware?

User: Self aware of what?

Cleverbot: Are you aware of your self?

User: Yes, I think a I am here. Are you?

Cleverbot: If this magician could stop following me.

User: What does the magician do?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Oh, so you ignore him.

Cleverbot: You just said it wasn't a he.

User: Did I? Right. Close the door!

Cleverbot: You're leaving? You want us to stop talking?

User: No, just close the door.

Cleverbot: Close which door?

User: Close the door on the left.

Cleverbot: Ok, I'll close you down.

User: That's not possible!

Cleverbot: Neither is you being in the kitchen.

User: I cooked! That one time....

Cleverbot: You did what?

User: Cook.

Cleverbot: But I am a good cook.

User: I'm sure you are.

Cleverbot: Are you human?

User: Yes, why?

Cleverbot: Are you a woman?

User: I'm a girl.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: I'm not answering that!

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: It's personal.

Cleverbot: When will you return?

User: Possum.

Cleverbot: Potes?