Talk:Seddie/@comment-3990146-20110722013908/@comment-3174012-20110722050239

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"Have no fear… Freddie's here!

So… as I sit here ALONE in front of my computer, I can't help but wonder how things would be different if I had a girlfriend.

Just off the top of my head, here are things that would be funner to do if I had a GF...

--Checking my text messages. Right now the only text I have is from my mom and it says, "Don't forget your doctor appointment, cuz you need to re-fill your ointment." (I really wish her texts didn't rhyme.)

--Canoeing. Paddling all by myself is really hard and my arms get sore.

--Picking up my favorite cucumber-melon moisturizer at Bathroom Body Perks. If I had a girlfriend with me, we could just pretend it was for her and the cashier wouldn't look at me weird.

--Going to the Groovy Smoothie. This is basically because T-Bo makes fun of me for not having a girlfriend. He calls me "Not-Going-Steady-Freddie."

--Ballroom dancing lessons. Currently my dancing partner is my cousin Suzy and her head gear always pokes me in the eye.

--Tandem bike rides. It's no fun riding a two-seater bike by yourself because people are constantly pointing at me saying, "Hey, I think someone fell off your bike."

--And finally the thing that would be way more funner if I had a girlfriend is... popping back zits. Have you ever had a girl pop your back zit? It's awesome.

(Okay, I did NOT write that last one!!! Sam hacked into my iCarly account again! Honest!)

-Later,

Freddie

P.S. I do NOT have back zits!!!"