User blog comment:EpicFork/The Chizz Weekly - Issue 5/@comment-3541132-20111223230026

1) What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Claustrophibic. Ho ho ho. Stop it Patrick, you're scaring him!

2) What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Um...carrots?

3) How do sheep greet each other at Christmas? Baa humbug?

4) Why does Santa have 3 gardens? I dunno, he likes plants.

5) If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called? Arthur. Duh.

Sorry I didn't take this seriously, but I never take anything seriously.