User blog comment:Cartoonprincess/That's What *I* Seddie... XD/@comment-3272114-20110207033029

Supernatural... the conversation between Dean (Freddie) and Lucifer (Some random guy who's dating Sam, let's call him Daniel)... yeah i'm changing the context. Let’s suppose Freddie is in the future just like Dean.

Daniel: Oh, hello, Freddie. Aren't you a surprise. You've come a long way to see this, haven't you?

Freddie: Well, go ahead, beat me.

Daniel: Beat you? Don't you think that would be a little... redundant? I'm sorry, it must be painful, speaking to me when I'm dating Sam. But it had to be her. It had to be. You don't have to be mad at me, Dean. What do you think I'm going to do?

Freddie: I don't know, maybe just use her.

Daniel: Why? Why would I want to destroy what I have with her? She's beautiful in a trillion different ways. Ever heard the story of how my last girlfriend broke up with me?

Freddie: Oh good God, you're not gonna tell me a bedtime story, are you? My stomach's almost out of bile.

Daniel: You know why my last girlfriend dumped me? Because I *loved* her. More than anything. And then she found someone like... [huffs a small laugh]… You. A little and pathetic nerd. And then she asked me to give her a time to get along with him. To get along with *him*, more than her! And I said, Mary, I can't. I said this dude, he’s broken, a jerk. And for that, she decided to choose him before me. Now tell me, does the punishment fit the crime? Especially when I was right. Look how happy Sam is with me now. And how much you blame me for it.

Freddie: You're not fooling me, you know that? With this *feel sorry for me* crap? I know what you are. Daniel: What am I?

Freddie: You're the same thing only bigger. The same brand of cockroach I been protecting her against from the very first day I met her, even if I didn’t admit it. An ugly, evil, belly-to-the-ground heartless garbage bag. The only difference between them and you? Is the size of your ego.

[pause, Daniel smiles]

Daniel: I like you, Freddie. I get what Sam used to see in you. Good-bye. We'll meet again soon. [starts walking away]

Freddie: [fiercely] You better get rid of me now!

Daniel: [stops, turns back] Pardon?

Freddie: You better kill me now! Or I swear, I will find a way to get rid of you! And I won't stop!

Daniel: I know you won't. I know you won't tell her you love her either. And I know you won't tell anybody. Whatever you do, you will always end up... here. No matter what choices you make, whatever details you alter, *we* will always end up... here.

[a tear drops from Freddie's eye]

Daniel: I win. So I win.

Freddie: You're wrong.

Daniel: See you in five years, Fredward.