User blog:IgnaLovesPancakes/Alternate names for Seddie?

I read the "My Couch" fanfic a couple of days ago and I couldn't stop laughing about Spencer's dislike for the Sam/Freddie combination of "Seddie". If you could re-name the pairing what would it be? Sedalupe, Seddifer, Sedward, Sedamame, Sedwad, Sedley.. Sam's list of "pet names" can go on. What other weird names are there?