Talk:Seddie/@comment-4209592-20111115202645

I dare you to write this on chat.

Once upon a time Dick Van Dyke ate some fuckette noodles but they weren’t salty enough so Dick Van Dyke called Cocky (reason) to come and get salt. Cocky brought his mom who was a hoarder. Little did Dick Van Dyke and Cocky know, not only was she a hoarder, but an assassin. A hoarder assassin was what she was. This hoarder assassin never told her son, Cocky. He assumed she was just a hoarder, but Cocky assumed wrong. In the night, Cocky’s mother the hoarder assassin took all of her assets and killed everyone.