User blog comment:The Sam Puckett/Ask Sam a Question!/@comment-1742110-20110506063736/@comment-3569728-20110506064126

@slicknickshady Uh, don't tell her, and when she finds out, threaten to give Freddie a wedgie in his antibacterial underwear unless she lets me date him. ( I really won't, but if she calls my bluff, well, Momma's gotta hurt Benson and his gibbies.)