User blog comment:Scarlett123/Your Mum!/@comment-3496115-20120226091047

My friends tend to use a lot, and, suprisingly, almost none of them are swearing, have sexual content etc. DISCLAIMER: Neither your mum or my mum are as stupid/fat/ugly as I'm about to claim in this comment. It's just a joke, even if it is an offensive, teenager joke. Your mum's so fat she tried to dive into the sea and missed. You mum's so fat she won a marathon while standing on the start line. Your mum's so stupid she got locked into Dreams overnight and slept on the floor. (For those who don't know, Dreams is a bed store, and I think we only have them in England.) Your mum's so fat I took a picture of her last Easter and it's still printing.