User blog comment:EpicnezzEmily/Most Hilariously Stupid Story Contest/@comment-3083473-20120527170207

This story is about mocking the people who shipwar. Yey.

Sam: Freddie, I love you so much like a thousand sacks of potatoes.

Freddie: I love you too! Let's make out!

Carly: NO, WAIT, FREDDIE, I LOVE YOU!

Freddie: Carly, I love you too! I always had!

Sam: Wait, what about me?

Freddie: You'll get over it.

Sam: Well, alright!

Carly: WAIT, FREDDIE, BE WITH SAM!

Gibby: What about me? *creys*

Sam: I'll be with you since I can't be with Freddie.

Carly: NO, I'LL BE WITH YOU!

Freddie: Carly, stop screaming!

Carly: I'M NOT SCREAMING.

Sam: Hey, Freddie, wanna spend like 3 hours in an elevator and then break up?

Freddie: ...Sure!

Carly: FINE. I'LL JUST BE WITH GIBBY. HE GAVE ME A DOG. WAIT, GIBBY, ARE YOU STILL DATING TASHA?!

Gibby: I have no idea. Dan never specifies anything.

Dan: Don't break the fourth wall!

Freddie: So who wants to ride on the Freddie Train?!

Sam: Please, never say that again.

Carly: OH MY GOD, KAREN, YOU DON'T JUST ASK PEOPLE WHY THEY'RE WHITE.

Gibby: We're not even reciting Mean Girls!

Spencer: How come I haven't appeared here yet?

Carly: BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT PART OF THE iCARLY TRIO.

Gibby: Then why am I here?!

Sam: If one of us doesn't work out with Freddie, our second choice is you, apparently.

Spencer: But some people ship me with some of you!

Freddie: Isn't that like pedo-ish?

Gibby: Who cares? We're just that cool.

Carly: HOW COME NOBODY BROUGHT CAM UP YET? Y U ALL HOMOPHOBES?!

Sam: wut

Gibby: This scene's been going on for too long... LIQUID SOAP FOR EVERYONE.

Nevel: YOU WILL RUE THE DAY iCARLIES.

Sam: DON'T SAY RUE. I'M STILL NOT READY YET. *creys*

Carly: WAIT. I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE SCREAMING.

Freddie: When did Nevel get here?

Spencer: Check under your seats to find a special surprise!!

Sam: I didn't know we were on Oprah!

Josh Nichols: OPRAH!

Gibby: You're not even on this show!

[Josh flies away on his unicorn and says "May the Oprah be ever in your favor"]