Talk:Seddie/@comment-5115575-20121002201052

Ok, so it is official. Fish is the Seddie animal. You now may scream happily and dance on your desks until something falls and breaks and your mom screams and you so you pretend like nothing happened and try to hide the evidences, but a few days later your mom finds out you did it so she gets and take away your something you really like from you, like your iPod or something so you get really mad and try to get it back, but she refuses to give it to you so you just hate her more and more and then you hate her so much you can't stand her anymore so you run away and try to survive outside in the streets as the rain freezes you to death when some guy says he can help you, and although you know you are not supposed to talk to strangers you are so desperate for food and a good place to stay in although it's only been 24 minutes and 23 seconds exactly since the moment you left your house in the middle of the night so you agree. Surprisingly, this person is revealed to be a pedo. He offers you food and water and let you poop everything you ate last night and then startes to pedo you, while you are still pooping in the toilet seat, so before he takes his pants off you quickly dress up and jump out the windows 3 floors all the way down and you break your arm and 2 legs and bleed a lot. Then you pass out. A while later you wake up in the hospital and you think you see the pedo again, ready to pedo you, but then it appears to be just the doctor. Then someone walks into your room, and it's you mom. She says she loves you and that you'll be fine. You forgive her and almost fall asleep when you see your mom cheating on your dad with the doctor and you decide to NEVER forgive her for this. After you can leave the hospital you stay in a hotel cuz you still can't stand your mom and you meet there a nice young beautiful woman/man and fall in love with her/him. A year later you get married to that person and think everything will be great for once in your life, but in the 2nd day in your honeymoon your wife/husband murders you in the bathtub with shampoo all over your face.

On second thought, don't scream happily and dance on your desks XD