Shane

Shane is Freddie's friend in the Season 2 opener "iSaw Him First". At first, Carly and Sam believe he's a nerd because he's in Freddie's AP class, but when they find out that he's somewhat attractive, they compete for his affection.

Kissing Contest
Since Carly and Sam both saw him first at the exact same time, they decide that whoever kisses him first gets to date him. They both eventually start fighting, and Shane begins to like neither. He then falls down an elevator and is taken to the emergency room. The doctor then finds a note in Shane's pocket (in an iCarly blog):

Awesome Things About Carly
 * Is not wanted by the state of Nevada
 * Is an organ donor
 * Can add AND spell
 * Takes wrappers off of food products BEFORE she eats them
 * Is funny when she's angry
 * Doesn't watch the news
 * Regularly visits a dentist
 * Doesn't clean her ears with a paper clip (Sam does)
 * Has never bitten her finger thinking it was a hot dog
 * Does not think the capitol of Washington is "D.C."

Awesome Things About Sam
 * Doesn't say "eww" when I burp
 * Is blonder than Carly
 * Has government-issued fake ID
 * Can eat her weight in chili
 * Was acquitted of almost all charges
 * Cute nose
 * Can break in anywhere with just a library card, spit, and string cheese
 * Only scares MOST children, NOT ALL
 * Is "challenging"
 * Was nowhere near Gibby's lunch sack when it blew up
 * Can be easily calmed down with a bag of barbecue corn chips

Viewers got to choose who they thought Shane liked better. 70% Carly and 30% Sam at the end of the poll. "We're happy to report that Shane was released from the hospital after falling down my elevator shaft!!!! We're sad to report that he will forever be afraid of elevators and girls named Carly and Sam." says Carly in "iNews" on iCarly.com.