User blog comment:The Sam Puckett/Ask Sam a Question!/@comment-3966532-20110513133316/@comment-3569728-20110513180733

@Carly Yeah yeah... we do stuff once a month. Don't tell her, but I'm cool with it. She gets me nice things, and she's got good taste.

Oh, so that's why she was all happy to hear about me and you? She wants the nub? True love... Speaking of love, I love you too, Shay. More than my bacon!
 * Munches on Bolivian bacon*

Ok, you're about even with Bolivian bacon, but every other kind, I'm positive I love you more than!