User blog comment:Jon23812/Type Without Looking - New Game/@comment-4800318-20111115220426/@comment-3304440-20111116213851

Hello, ladies, look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn't me, but if he stopped using ladies scented body wash and switchrf to Old Spice, he could smell like me. Look down, back up, where are you? You're on a boat with the man your man could smell like. What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's an ouster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again, the tickets are now diamonds. AAAnything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I'm on a horse.

MWAHAHAHA.