User blog:TenCents/if iCarly went to Good Burger

ed is playing around with the cash register.

Ed: I'm a dude! He's a dude! She's a dude! Cause we're all dudes, yeah!

Carly, Sam, Freddie and Spencer come in

Carly: Hello!

Ed looks at them

Ed: Uh, welcome to good Burger, home of the good burger, may i take your order?

the iCarly gang look at each other

Spencer: Yeah, what do you recommend for us to eat?

Ed: Oh, I recommend a pizza!

Spencer: Ok, we'll have that.

Ed: I'm sorry! We don't sell pizzas!

Carly: So why did you recommend it?

Ed: You said I should recommend something!

Sam: Dude, if you don't get me some food, I'm gonna eat all the people in the room!

Freddie: GIVE HER SOME FOOD!

Ed: Ok!

Spencer: Uh, our order?

Ed: Uh, welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger, may I take your order?

Spencer: Um, we'll order 4 good burgers with extra mustard and Ketchup, and 4 extra large good shakes.

Ed: Uh, ok! [leans towards mic] 4 good burgers with Extra mustard and Ketchup, and 4 extra large good shakes!

''[The 4 good burgers are taken out. Ed puts them on the tray, takes a mustard bottle and ketchup bottle, and starts to douse the burgers in mustard and ketchup until you can't see the actual burgers. He then fills 4 garbage cans with good shake mix]'' That'll be 8 bucks!

Spencer: [eyeing the meal laid before him with obvious distaste] Isn't that a little low for that much?

Ed: Ok! 2.50!

Carly: Forget it! We're leaving!

Ed: Ok! Come back tomorrow!