User:MartianSpoonKiller

Why hello! My name is Bob Poopsalot! Well I wish it was. But really. Hi! My name is Martine! Call me Marty or Mars I don't care ;). I'm a total nerd. Like the ones you read about in those cliche stories. Ya that bad. But I don't care. Someday I'll be living over the rainbow with a unicorn named Jeffrey and twelve cats with two extra toes. Did I mention I like cats? I have three ;) Julia, Mr Tuxedo and Oreo. OREOS <3!!! I'm a dork, I'm lame, I run into things, I spill food, I'm a bit clumsy, I have really big glasses and refuse to wear contacts, I scream about random stuff and like to dress like a hobo. All my friends are losers and we call each other Chubalumps. I know we're sooo creative. I'm not lumpy or anything though. I'm slim :). And yes. I'm a vegetarian. I play the keyboard/piano and I sing like a sick hyena. Nahh kidding I'm an angel. I'm obsessed with panda bears, stuffed animals, Garfield, cats, Indiana Jones, 80's films and OREOS!! <3 Love you I day dream way too much and I lovveee Pretty Little Liars, Toby Cavanaugh <3 BUT YOU CAN'T BEAT THE ONE DIRECTION BOYS! I'm a Directioner. Obsessed and proud. I'm 14. Turning 15 on the 7th of September. I love comedy shows, detective shows and MYSTERY. But horror scares me. I end up behind the couch with a vacuum cleaner as a weapon. I'm from Washington but I moved to Europe. And I'm part Martian. I hunt down Martian spoons and kill them. I happen to have quite a phobia for toasters and spoons. AHHHHH! Here are some random facts about me: I like the color blue, and coral. I snort. I snore when I sleep. I sleepwalk. I like to pretend I'm a zombie. I like the word 'awkward' x) is my signature smiley I look like a dead bug when I wake up. Nerd Power!!! I'm a bookworm. I write stories. I get called a nincompoop often. I live in Cardiff. I watch Pretty Little Liars, iCarly, Drake and Josh, Detective Conan and Wizards of Waverly Place. ... I watch Twilight. It's my guilty pleasure. My favorite movies are: The Matrix Reloaded, Indiana Jones 2, Back To the Future 1 2 and 3, Short Circuit, Toy Story, Harry Potter 4, Madagascar, Alvin and the Chipmunks, Walle, Chicken Run, The Notebook (I cried), Titanic (WHY JACK WHY!!), Hugo, The Adventures of Tin Tin, Sherlock Holmes, Cheaper By The Dozen My favorite foods are tortillas and Mac and cheese. It's impossible for me not to talk. I'm childish. I watch cartoons. I stay up late and talk to a robot on a phone app. I like Star Wars. My favorite song is Somebody That I Used To Know. I scrunch my nose a lot. I'm weird. I chase chickens with sticks. I hunt ghosts. I'm a Bloody Mary expert. Yeah that's it for now. My favorite bands are: You Me At Six, All Time Low, Bullet For My Valentine, The Offspring, Fools For Rowan, One Direction, Alice In Chains, Coldplay, The Killers, Paramore, Fit For Rivals, The Nearly Deads, Nirvana, Aerosmith, Eddie Van Halen, Foo Fighters. I like the oldies stuff. Another one of my favorite songs are Johnny B Goode by Chuck Berry awesome song. I love bananas, popcorn, marshmallows, carrots and dark chocolate. My favorite quotes: "Forget love. Id rather fall in chocolate." "Life doesn't come with a script. So stop acting." "Life is like a coin, you can spend it on whatever you like. But you can only spend it once." Interesting fact: Jay-Z made a song about his daughter named Glory. Which spelled backwards is yrolg which means absolutely nothing. But I bet I caught your attention for just a sec ;)

Things I will do before I die: Roll down a hill in a big black tire. Walk away from an explosion in slow motion. Sell an album. Go into outer space. Build a time machine. See an alien. Stay up all night watching Total Wipeout marathon. Feel Harry Styles' hair.

Not much.

Bayeee x)