Nevel Pooperman



==	Nevel Pooperman==

Nevel Pooperman was born in Dork Town the capital of Loser Ville. He had no friends and always pooped his pants so everybody called him- Nevel Pooperman.

He thought making his own website would solve this problem.So he did. He called it-Nevelocity. Then he came along a AWESOME site (when he was searching the web)called;ICarly He fell in love with the host-Carly Shay.

He left a comment on Carly's website and told her to meet him at his house 5:00pm Saturday May 18. Carly met him there and was very surprised. Why? Because he was 4 inches shorter than her and he was VERY ODD. He showed her a picture of his brain .It was    (pause)      large........ He made her eat/shove in her moulth some slimy/green looking stuff. Then after a few minutes Nevel turned on some "romantic" music and a fake fire palce on his TV and asked Carly to kiss him. Boy was that a mistake! Carly shoved some slimy/green looking stuff in his face-ran out screaming and Nevel Called out to her "You rew this day Carly Shay!!!!!!!!"

And never got his first kiss.

The End