User blog comment:Amythest444/Awesome Sentence Contest/@comment-7814097-20111015234629

Okay so my pet unicorn Bob was in the middle of eating his breakfast taco and then burped up some strange yellow goop that smelled like earwax and rainbows and then I swept it off my table into my brothers cardboard flakes but unfortunately the goop went "poof" and turned into Randy Jackson so I ran into my bathroom and started flickering the lights on and off and watched Jersey Shore with Bob and Randy.