Talk:Seddie/@comment-4233280-20110825012009

Lol, hilarious fanfic by deetrix...............

Watch Freddie Fail.

Watch Freddie use cheesy pick up lines to get Sam to talk to him. Watch Freddie fail.

(Sam)

(Freddie)

Disclaimer: Nope. Nada. No *sniffle*

Saaaam.

What do you want Frednub?

I'm bored.

How is that my problem? Now leave me alone, Mama needs her sleep.

Aw, c'mon Sam. I pass notes with you whenever you're bored in class.

Why don't you be nerdy and listen to the teacher or something?

Ironic isn't it? Ridgeway's number 1 slacker is telling me to pay attention in class.

Go away Benson and let me take a nap.

No. Please Sam?

[…]

Saaaaam?

[…]

Sammy?

Don't call me that, Fredward.

Call you what, Sammy?

[…]

Sam!

[…]

Did the sun come out or did you just smile?

Excuse me?

I better call God and tell him he lost an angel.

I think you lost your mind.

If you held 11 roses and looked in a mirror, you'd see 12 beautiful things.

If you looked in a mirror, it'd shatter into a million pieces.

Do you have an eraser? Because I can't get you out of my head.

No. But I need one to erase all these stupid pick-up lines from my head.

You know, you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

Oh, you must be looking at Melanie.

Can I take your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

Can I take your picture so I can show Santa what I DON'T want for Christmas?

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off of you.

Well, my eyes burn every time I see you.

Are you tired because you've been running through my mind all day.

I really want to run out of this classroom and away from you.

Is there a mirror in you pants because I can see myself in them.

[...]

Okay, sorry that was gross. Let me try again. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

And I'd put B, Y and E together. Now leave me alone.

But Saa-aam.

Good bye, Frederly.