User blog comment:FreddieSeddieI'mReady/Your own creative, short StoryxD/@comment-4293339-20110827001939

(so i didn't make it up but hey, who cares? it deserves to be shared!)

So I went on a picnic once. I had a sandwich. And then there was a monster and he KILLED EVERYONE... Nonono, take that part out. And the sun was high in the sky and it was wonderful and the air was great like safety...