Ruben

Ruben is Gibby's Friend who talks in a southern accent. He uses very obscure southern phrases that only Gibby seems to understand. (i.e: Ruben: "H-hey, just because I bumped the Trunk, doesn't mean I lost my Dingo Trap!" Gibby: "That is so True!"

Ruben has a crush on Sam, and does go out with her, only because Carly forced her too. She later upsets Ruben by "insulting" him with a southern phrase she just came up with. (I'm sitting here eating cheesecake with an Australian Eskimo who forgot to put ointment on his BumbleBerry.) Ruben responds to this by bursting in tears, yelling "I can't believe you just said that!" and running out of the Cheesecake Warehouse (Cheesecake Factory) where they were dating.