User blog:I am The Shredder/Enter The Shredder! An Introduction blog

Greetings, fools. I am The Shredder, the leader of the Foot Ninja. See, I was pretty much bored and decided to join Wikia for fun. I know I should be out destroying those pathetic Ninja Turtles or taking over the world, but I haven't had time. Plus, they haven't been out lately anyway. So, yeah, I'm here looking for something fun to do.

So, yeah, as you know, I'm the leader of the Foot Clan, and my minions are Hun and Baxter Stockman (I know you think they're a pig and a rhinoceros, but that's in a different dimension). And I dream of taking over the world. So, if you want to talk to me, feel free to do so.

Did that not convince you how menacing I am? Maybe this will help.