User blog comment:Alica123/If I was.... I would... :O/@comment-4966486-20120405231337

If I was Spongebob (but still had my brain), I would get back at Squidward for all the times he's tried to benefit his life by making mine worse, and I would discover a way to steal all the cash Mr. Krabs is hiding in his office. (He hasn't paid Spongebob his full salary since NEVER, and if I was Spongie I'd be sick of it.)

Oh yeah, and then I'd go jellyfishing with Patrick. :)