User blog:MiscellaneousSoup/Coin Flip-Double Dip OR How does that title make sense? OR YOU RIPPED OFF A MYTHBUSTERS EPISODE CALLED 'BANANA SLIP, DOUBLE SLIP'

So, here's the lowdown on my new insane idea. I want to method act. In writing. So, you ask me ANY question (even political q's) and I will answer either as Sam Puckett, or Beaker, from the Muppets. Depending on how I am feeling, and with an imaginary coin, I will be Beaker or Sam. A translation for Beaker will be provided, depending on my mood. So, ask away. Please.