User blog comment:Chaos Red/Weird Cleverbot Conversations/@comment-7814097-20110521190721

CB: Before I answer your questions, what do I have to do?

Me: Uh, eat your veggies, go to bed at 8, Uh, clean your room. XD

CB: But I ate my vegetables earlier mother.

Me: No you didn't! *pulls out bag of asparagus* This was on your dinner plate!

CB: *pulls out wormhole*

Me: *pulls you back and stuffs the asparagus into your mouth*

CB: Grr...

Me: *slap*

CB: Why are you so abusive to me? :(

Me: BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T EAT YOUR VEGGIES!

CB: Get me what I want!

Me: Fine. What do you want?

CB: Make me a sammich!

Me: Whatever. *makes sandwich and brings it back*

CB: I'm angry.

Me: That makes two of us.

CB: You forgot something.

Me: Go up to your room!

CB: I'm already in my room. I'm always in my room!!!

Me: Fine, then go take a timeout!

CB: You just killed it. Thanks.

Me: GO TAKE A FREAKING TIMEOUT!!!

CB: Turing?

Me: *grabs you and puts you into the washing machine*

CB: *turns into a zombie and eats you*

Me: AHHH!

XD