User blog comment:The Sam Puckett/Holding Auditions/@comment-4084770-20110715133605

(as Jade) Hi. This is Jade. Who are you? Oh wait, I don't care. I would go on and on and on talking about my life, but it wouldn't matter anyways because I most likely hate you. I'll just tell you the things I hate. I hate ketchup on things it's not supposed to be on like potato chips and macaroni and cheese. I hate when stupid little girls interupt what I'm doing and ring my doorbell saying, "Would you like to buy some cookies to help end world hunger?" NO! Just let the people starve, I don't give a fudge! I hate when you're at the train station or the mall trying to find the new throat slicer 2000 knife, and people just break out into songs from stupid movies from the late 40's! And don't even get me started about when I try to puncture people and drain their blood, and they won't let me! They're all like what the heck are you doing and I'm all like puncturing you and draining your blood. What does it look like I'm doing, drinking avocodo juice? Jeez people annoy me. Man there are so many things I hate, but I hate people besides me and my boyfriend Beck getting what they want, so I'm not going to tell you any more things I hate, like you. We're done now.