Whynotdateme.com

Whynotdateme.com is the matchmaking website Spencer signs up for in the episode iWin a Date. A parody of sites such as Match.com, Whynotdateme.com's slogan is "Where lonely adults find even lonelier adults."

After his disastrous blind date the night before with Stefanie, a woman under the delusion that she owns a pet unicorn, a desperate Spencer heeds his sister Carly's advice and signs up for Whynotdateme.com.

For a man as creative as Spencer is, he is surprisingly inept at making an appealing video of himself to upload to the dating site. In his first attempt at creating a video, he sits on a stool in front of his apartment's cargo elevator, his shirt buttoned up to the neck and hair slicked back with chicken fat.

In his second video, Spencer makes the opposite mistake and tries too hard to appear looser. Wearing a baseball glove and tossing a ball in the air, Spencer looks into the camera, telling potential dates that they've just taken a "right turn down lucky street" by clicking on his profile. Trying to appear sporty, Spencer then throws the ball across the room, breaking Carly's fishbowl and killing her pet.

In his third video attempt, Spencer means to "keep it simple and real" by filming himself munching cereal for nine minutes. Despite the video being extremely lame, Spencer reports receiving ten responses to the clip: four from women in prison, three from women just out of prison, two from psychologists who feel they can "help" him, and one from a man.

Trivia

 * Spencer is member #524 on the site.
 * According to Sam, Pam Puckett has been banned from Whynotdateme.com.