Thread:PurpleJerk/@comment-3508470-20120730002612

Jerk sipped I DON'T CARE at her drink and stood HE'S MINE BEETCH behind a coco. She wasn't sure why she had come to this New Year's Eve party in the first place. She was no good at parties anyhow. They always made her feel LOLOLOL YOSHI'S MY BABY and she ended up like she was now, hiding and hoping nobody noticed how OMG I LOVE HIM her NECK got when she was nervous.

Well, truth be told, Jerk knew very well why she was at the party: to see Yoshi.

Ah, Yoshi. Just the thought of him, the chance of a glimpse of his HEY SWEETY BABY FOOT made Jerk's heart beat Like a yoshi that isn't perverted.

But tonight everyone was masked. Jerk peered JOJO HEHEH through the crowd, trying to guess which guest was Yoshi. There, she thought, the man over by the bed, the OMG HE'S SO GORGEOUS one with the YO BEETCH mask. It had to be Yoshi. No one else could look so NO I DON'T LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOUR MONEY, even in a YO BEETCH mask.

He began to walk Jerk's way and Jerk started to panic. What if he actually talked to Jerk?

Yoshi came right up to Jerk and Jerk thought that she was going to faint.

"Hello," Yoshi said PERVERTLY. "What are you doing over here all alone?"

"Oh, just looking at the bedroom," Jerk said and immediately wanted to die because that sounded so SJF IN YOUR FACE.

Just then, a I want your foot voice began to count down. "Ten ... nine ... eight ... seven ..."

Jerk's heart leapt. If they were together at midnight, that meant that Yoshi might ...

"Happy New Year!"

Yoshi swept Jerk into his arms, bent her ON A FOOT, and kissed Jerk WAHHH, slipping her the tongue and groping her LALALA.

Jerk could hardly believe it. How wonderful! And now that it was after midnight, it was time to take their masks off. She reached out SMILEY and pulled Yoshi's mask off his face. It was Yoshi! "I knew it was you," Jerk said and took her own mask off.

"And it's ... you," Yoshi said. "You know, I'm just going to go get some punch."

Jerk watched him go. He would be right back, Jerk was sure. Just as soon as he had his punch.

And then they would fall in love. 