User blog:Seddie21099/Dear Alex

In the comments below, write your problem and I will be happy to help! I will make sure to answer each and every problem comment. Wether it's about school, love, or ANYTHING!

It's basically a parody of "Dear Abby". But you have to pay like a quarter for that. This is free advice to the common teen, adult, and kid!

Here's an example:

Dear Alex,

''I like this boy at school, but he's two years older than me. He barely notices me and I am getting frustrated. The only person he notices is this girl in the 8th grade. And she's an attention whore. What do I do?''

Signed,

In the Shadows.

This is how I would reply:

Dear In the Shadows,

I can understand how you feel. I went through the same thing. What you have to do is get into his intrests and spark up a convo with him. It may seem hard, but he'll find you genuine, opposed to this 8th grader you talk about. Get him to laugh with some playful teasing and hang around his friends. Make sure, when you talk to him, to get him alone. A crowd of people that he knows will make him close up like a clam. Wear sweet smelling perfumes and spend some time on your hair. It will pay off in the end!

Signed,

Alex ;)

That's how ya' do it! Have fun!

-Alexandra ;)