Talk:IStart a Fanwar/@comment-3018585-20101114235943/@comment-3059315-20101115212329

Solution: Dan creates a mind reading device that works through the TV screen and can read the mind of anyone watching the show and tell what they ship. Then he creates another device with scenarios stored on it for each ship (ALL of them: Seddie, Creddie, Cam, Spam, Fencer, Cibby, Sibby, Spug-Nug, Spish...) The device will then transmit that ship's scenario into the viewer's brain, so even people of two different ships watching on the same TV can see something totally different that will satisfy each of them completely. Everyone will be happy and the fanwar will be over and all the iCarly fans from every ship will dance and frolic and sing and colorful candy will rain down from the sky and no one will send Dan any death threats and everyone will live happily ever after.

Problem solved.