User blog comment:TenCents/I'm whoever you want to be/@comment-2128395-20101019163112

I'm going to pretend that the question is stated as "if you were cast in iCarly" instead of "who you want to be"-- If I were cast in iCarly, I would love to be playing a school bully who rivals Sam as "the school badass". Especially because I am Asian and am considered a minority (at least in the mainland), I would love to have an all-female Asian gang backing me up against the iCarly group. I would guess that the story would progress to Sam realizing she needs to move on from bullying people and basically "grows up", but not before stepping up to me and putting me in my place. Me and my all-female/Asian gang step down to Sam, revering her as superior to us. We would then make a second appearance in a later episode, when Sam needs back up against some other obstacle or person. (Maybe Nevel or something lol)