User:The REAL Gibby Gibson

'''Gibeeh! '''Sup? I am Gibby Gibson! I am a member of iCarly and I rock!

Friends

 * Carly Shay-Pretty girly friend of mine! I have a teeny crush on her!
 * Sam Puckett-She scares me, but she's my friend...I hope!
 * Freddie Benson-My bro! Yeah, I thought he was mackin' on my girl, Tasha, but were cool now
 * Spencer Shay-My other bro!
 * Tasha-The love of my life! You looking, baby?
 * Guppy-My little bro. Besides him saying "Happy Birthday", he's actually a pretty cool dude!
 * Reuben-My friend. I'm the only one who understands what he says. I feel so smart!

Liquid Soap!!!!
I love liquid soap! I am done with bar soap! I even wrote a poem about liquid soap! It goes like this:

Oh, liquid soap

You smell so good

You smell even better

Than a pope

Oh, liquid soap I love you

Almost as much as I love Tasha, whoo!

What I Don't Like
I am a nice, cool, funny, hot guy who doesn't hate many things. But these are the things I DO hate:
 * Rap Music-Those rappers talk to fast!
 * Having my girlfriend taken away by some jerks-Tasha's mine. Stay away from her. @Tasha, I love you, baby!
 * Texas Wedgies-My butt burned for 2 weeks! Oh, the memories. The painful memories
 * Nora Dirshlitt-That chich locked me up at her house! But I can't blame her, everybody loves me. Oh, and she beat the chiz outta me! But I won that battle. Gibeeh

Fun Facts!
Here are some fun facts about me!
 * I get service at any store in Seattle, even without a shirt or shoes
 * A school in Texas uses me as their mascot. They're called the "Fighting Gibsters."
 * The President has me on speed dial. I sometimes don't answer.
 * I already have next years PearPhone.
 * Lettuce tastes better when I wash it.
 * I am not Team Edward or Team Jacob. I'm Team Gibby!
 * When I eat at a restaurant, the waiter tips me 25%.
 * Spring doesn't start until I see my shadow.
 * I have floor seats at Lakers games, but I let Jack Nicholson use them occasionally.