User blog comment:NeneAndNate/New Game - Remake of Random Debates - IMPORTANT DEBATES/@comment-3424724-20120314013925/@comment-3424724-20120319200147

@Llama Juice Yeah. That website only proves the Bible wrong. You can never have evidence against there being a God if you don't believe in the Bible. Just because the Bible talks about a God that answers prayers doesn't mean that's true. Maybe there's just a God who creates things. Maybe there's just this creator that keeps creating universes, each one better than the one before it. A God who doesn't really care about humans. But maybe there is a heaven and hell for humans. Because at one point, we were probably the creator's greatest creations. Maybe the creator even answered prayers a long time ago, which would explain why the Bible was created. But then the creator made something better and moved on and left us to do whatever we wanted.

I don't know. I'm just trying to figure out what I know to be true and what I can't prove to be wrong and all that stuff.

My friend and I created a religion. We believe that planet earth is actually part of a universal cooking show. And when we die, we get eaten by random aliens. And when all the toasters on earth break, the world will end. The religion's only holiday is March 16th, the day of its creation.

I also adhere to the church of Barneyism.

I'm so weird.