Talk:IPromise Not to Tell/@comment-3424724-20110927005542

Hello there. My name is Sparklyplatypus, and I am a representative for the HCC. HCC stands for the Hobo Cable Corporation. Our mission is to provide cable service for the thousands of hobos around the world who simply do not have enough money to purchase it. However, we cannot achieve this goal alone. We need your help. So all we ask is that you could consider donating to our cause. Just call 1-800-555-HOBO to make a donation. Every cent counts. However, if you do not have enough money to donate, please copy and paste this onto other pages to get the word out. Thank you for your time.

"Hobos can't afford cable. Can you afford to help?"