Talk:Seddie/@comment-24275744-20140916202017/@comment-14284535-20140916211859

HD: So, Captain Man, what are we doing today?

CM: We're going to Ridgeway High School for an iCarly Reunion.

(flashes a visi-screen)

FB (standing alone next to his locker): No, Sam, I don't know what's going on! (turns left)  Carly, could you tell Sam that I have no reason for being here. (turns right)  Oh, I meant in this bit - I clearly belong in school at. (Answers phone)  Hello? Did Bill Shatner tell me to "get a life"? This is a paying gig! (turns right)  Sam! I am a gratuitous ratings grab! (turns left)  No really, Carly. Carly! Stop laughing! (goes back to phone)  Oh, I am? Is there a problem that I am five years too old? (pause)  No? Cool. Oh, back to the main plot.

(visi-screen off)

HD: Wow, that was scary, Captain Man!

CM: Yes, it was. That's what happens when you have a bad idea and you con others into helping you out sustaining that crap until you catch lightning in a bottle again.