User blog comment:Seddieftwyea/IHAI Script fantasies/@comment-3180503-20110129173149

Okay, this is what I wish would happen on iHire An Idiot:

Freddie: Can we just not talk about it?!

Carly: No, we can't just not talk about it!

Freddie: But my mom's waiting for me to-

Carly: I don't care! Are you in love!!??

Freddie: So...what's in the chicken pot pie? I mean, I know the "chicken", obviously, but-

Carly: ARE YOU IN LOVE OR NOT!!!!?????

Freddie: (after long pause) Yes.

Carly: But you promised you wouldn't fall in love with me-

Freddie: I didn't *say* I was in love with *you*.

Carly: (very confused) Huh?

Freddie: It's *not* you. I may have *thought* I was in love with you at some point in time, but I definetely *don't* feel that way, anymore.

Carly: (very hurt) So...who is it, then?

Freddie: (hesitant) Um, I don't know if I should tell you...

Carly: Oh, come on, we promised we'd tell each other *everything*!

Freddie: But, I'm sure you'll freak out.

Carly: Oh, come on, I won't freak out!

Freddie: Yes, you will! You *always* do!

Carly: Well, you're gon'na *have* to tell me, eventually...

Freddie: (short, nervous breaths) Okay, I'll tell you.

Carly: Thank you!

Freddie: (looks down) It's Sam.

Carly: (stunned and wide-eyed) Wh-what!?

Freddie: (serious) You heard me.

Carly: (chuckles nervously) No, I'm *sure* I didn't hear that right!

Freddie: I'm in love with Sam Puckett.

Carly: (starts to freak out) N-no, no, (laughs nervously) you're joking, right!? You've *gotta* be joking...

Freddie: (nods head) No.

Carly: Yes.

Freddie: No.

Carly: YES!

Freddie: (annoyed) *No*.

Carly: (stressed) B-but, you've always *hated* Sam!

Freddie: I *never* hated her!

Carly: (exasperated) B-bu-bu-bu-

Freddie: See ya later, Carls.

[Walks Away]

Carly: (starts crying) How could I have been so stupid to reject him...

Okay, I know it's a sad ending, but I really wanted Carly to regret her behavior...