User blog:HobknockerCentral/Hobknocker and Danville Show: We Freak the *$($ Out For The New Book "Pearls Freaks the *&^( OUt"!

Hobknocker: Waiter! Waiter!

Danville: Yes? (sighs)

Hobknocker: There is a FLY in my soup.

Danville: SHUT UP! I don't have enough money to buy everyone fly soups!

Hobknocker: This has been..."Re-inventing Bad Jokes." Call me Hobknocker. I am a worker on the ship Quepeeg.

Danville: YARRR!!!!! I am Captain Ah-Danville. If you don't get this reference, you need to read more.

Hobknocker: Ahem....Today's episode will be shortened due to a mini-book club for Artemis Fowl and the Last Guardian. The freaking out commences now. AHHH! DUDE, DUDE, DUDE! There's a new Pearls Before Swine volume coming out!

Danville: YOU MEAN THE COMIC STRIP MADE BY STEPHAN PASTIS???? (www.stephanpastis.wordpress.com)

Hobknocker: YES! It breaks the fourth wall! It has something for everyone!

DryYoshi- Dirty humor and swearing

SpencerFanGirl- A happy character

Cartoonprincess- Sarcasm, insults, etc.

One Singular Sensation- dry wit (sort of)