User blog:One Singular Sensation/Becky Season 1 Episode 8: The Draw-Jopping Season Finale



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'''Becky is staring at her therapist, CP, in her chair, a wicked grin on her face. Suddenly, Alica breaks through the door.'''

Alica: He Broke up with me! And it's all your fault! If I wasn't friends with you, I wouldn't have to worry about this. You ruin anything.

CP: Umm...Alica.

Alica looks up and sees CP's restraints. Oh Becky, no you didn't...

Becky: She is nice to me! She is my friend! NOT YOU. Today I found somebody that listens to my problems and tries to take care of them.

CP: Yeah I might rethink that

Alica: I'm so sorry CP. And I'll take you to the police.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);line-height:22px;">Becky: What?!?!

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);line-height:22px;">Alica: It's time Becky faces the consequences of her actions.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);line-height:22px;">Becky: You're not my friend! I hate you!

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);line-height:22px;">'''Alica unties CP and leads her out the door. '''I hate you too!

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<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);line-height:22px;">Yoshi is crying on a cliff overlooking the ocean.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);line-height:22px;">Yoshi: I can't believe I just dumped my red haired mermaid girlfriend Zaphne.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);line-height:22px;">Yoshi: But I know who I really love.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);line-height:22px;">Yoshi: And I can't deny it anymore.

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<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);line-height:22px;">'''Becky is seen sitting in her jail cell. She sees that her cellmate is familiar, but can't exactly pinpoint who she is, until she realizes.'''

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);line-height:22px;">Becky: Oh. My. God. It is you.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);line-height:22px;">Dr. Candy Doom: Um, yes, it is me?

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);line-height:22px;">Becky: You were my old therapist!

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);line-height:22px;">Dr. Candy Doom looks at her scornfully. Yes, and you were my old patient WHO LEFT ME. And now I'm here. THEY'VE TAKEN AWAY MY BEARD AND MY TV.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);line-height:22px;">Becky: You were unhelpful and made me watching gymnastics.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);line-height:22px;">Dr Candy Doom: Huff. You should have enjoyed that. Nobody appreciates me.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);line-height:22px;">The Jail Guard Ellie comes over Alright you two. Time for dinner.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);line-height:22px;">Dr. Candy Doom: I hate this place. I don't deserve to be here.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);line-height:22px;">Ellie: You committed mass genocide

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);line-height:22px;">Dr. Candy Doom: That was a misunderstanding

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);line-height:22px;">Ellie: Whatever, time to eat-

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);line-height:22px;">'''Dr. Candy Doom rushes past her, and down the hallway. She proceeds to run out of the prison and off of a nearby cliff. She dies.'''

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);line-height:22px;">Becky: um

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);line-height:22px;">Becky uses the death of Dr. Candy Doom as a diversion to escape from prison.

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<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);line-height:22px;">Alica: I'm so glad that you're my real friend Evangeline. We love all the same stuff.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);line-height:22px;">Evangeline: Yeah, I'm so glad.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);line-height:22px;">Alica: And you're not into kidnapping people as a hobby.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);line-height:22px;">Evangeline: ...

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<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);line-height:22px;">'''Emily finds herself at home. And then she sees him out of the corner of her eye. That idiot she went on a date with once.'''

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);line-height:22px;">Yoshi.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);line-height:22px;">'''She runs out of the room, but there is no escaping him. He has spotted her. '''

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);line-height:22px;">'''She runs to her basement, but she has only really trapped herself! She is there. Waiting.'''

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);line-height:22px;">Emily: Please! Just leave me alone! I don't want to date you!

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);line-height:22px;">Yoshi: I know. I'm not here to ask you out.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);line-height:22px;">Emily: Then why are you here?

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);line-height:22px;">Yoshi: I need advice.

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<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);line-height:22px;">Alica '''returns home after her friend-date with Evangeline. '''

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);line-height:22px;">Alica: That was fun.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);line-height:22px;">Alica: But I also feel empty.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);line-height:22px;">Alica: I feel like I lost my real best friend today.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);line-height:22px;">Alica: There must be some sort of Evanesceance lyrics to describe this.

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<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);line-height:22px;">'''Becky is now a convict on the run. She has nowhere to go.'''

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);line-height:22px;">Becky: I am a convict on the run. I have nowhere to go.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);line-height:22px;">She sees a bus out of the corner of the eye.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);line-height:22px;">Becky: Maybe...Maybe I can leave.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);line-height:22px;">Becky: Maybe this time I'll kidnap...

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);line-height:22px;">Becky: Myself.

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<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);line-height:22px;">Yoshi arrives at Alica's door.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);line-height:22px;">Alica: Yoshi did you hear? Becky has escaped from prison and gone missing! We need to look for her!

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);line-height:22px;">Yoshi: I need to talk to you first though.

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);line-height:22px;">Alica: What? What could be so important?

<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);line-height:22px;">Yoshi: I am in love with you.

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<p style="color:rgb(0,0,0);line-height:22px;">'''The show ends with Becky riding on the bus into an uncertain future. Season 1 has ended'''

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