User blog:One Singular Sensation/Misadventures In Wikia Hell - The Wedding



Hey guys, since Alica is on a haitus for MIWH this week, I will be writing this issue. She doesn't know that I'm doing this, so it probably won't go along with the actual storyline. Oh well. We can hope.

PurpleJerk: Yoshi you do really love me don't you

Yoshi: *thinks of reason for a sec* uh yuh

PurpleJerk: Let's get married

Yoshi: whut

PurpleJerk: right now

Yoshi: No I don really tink

Purplejerk: *drags to chapel*

Yoshi: Omg really


 * flower girl Kogan runs down aisle*

Pastor Candycoateddoom: DEARLY BELOVED

Yoshi: wtf

Candy: WE ARE GATHERED HERE TODAY

Yoshi: *turns to crowd of people* Hey how'd they get here

Candy: TO CELEBRATE THE UNION

Yoshi: How long has she been planning this

Candy: OF THESE TWO PEOPLE

Reason: *runs away crying

Yoshi: *tries to get away*

Brit: Forces him to stay

Candy: EXCHANGE VOWS

Purplejerk: Yoshi ever since I first met you I have loved you and our make out sessions

Evan and his less important brother: *crash wedding*

Purplejerk: and we have true love

Latersgee: I FINALLY SHOWED UP YA'LL

Candy: Yoshi you're turn for vows

Yoshi: I am here against my will

SFG: HEY ONLY I CAN SAY YA'LL

Candy: Now exchange rings

Mak: I hate weddings BUT THIS IS JUST SO POWERFUL AND EMOTIONAL :')

Yoshi: we have rings? *sees rings* where the hell did those come from

Jess: *is ring barrer*

Candy: PURPLEJERK DO YOU TAKE YOSHI AS YOUR LAWFULLY WEDDED HUSBAND

PurpleJerk: I DO

Cherry and aron: *sniff* so beautiul

Yoshi: Shut up you're dead

Candy: YOSHI DO YOU TAKE JERKY TO BE YOUR LAWFULLY WEDDED WIFE

Yoshi: no

Becky: *hits*

Yoshi: Okay fine

Candy: You may make out now


 * crowd claps*

Churchpants: I WILL NEVER FIND TRUE LOVE *glare at Jon from other side of chapel*

Fudge: ME EITHER *cries in arms*

CartoonPrincess: I AM TRYING TO WATCH THE MAKE OUT SESSION.

And thus they were married

um yeah