User blog comment:FreddieSeddieI'mReady/What is the wackiest sentence you can make?/@comment-4846381-20120527013250

I hate when I have to go to Narnia to buy shoes for dragon 'cause Spencer Shay always spits fire and burns them and the only thing my dragon can do is throwing bitter talking-candies. They don't taste good and their jokes aren't funny D: