User blog comment:7creddie5/Your Most Awkward Situation/@comment-3059315-20110206214649

Once someone asked me if I was related to "John" (my dad) and I said, "Yeah, I'm his son." I meant daughter.

Even though I hate playing sports, when I was in 7th grade my friend convinced me to join the volleyball team. The second day of practice I fell down and hurt hit my head...while we were stretching.

The other day I was walking down the hall at school and I wasn't looking where I was going and I bumped into someone coming around the corner. And since I'm 5 foot 1 and he's like 6 foot, I hit my nose on his shoulder. It really hurt.

Once I was trying to pull up the handle on my rolling suitcase after landing in New York on a trip with my mom and great aunt. The handle was stuck, and when it suddenly became unstuck my hand flew up so fast I hit my aunt right in the face. She's nearly 80 years old.

One time my mom asked me if I was going to get out of the car. I thought she asked me why I was such a little pervert.

Unfortunately, those are just a few. Sigh. I'm just awkward all the way around.