User blog comment:Churchpants/Would You Rather...?/@comment-3522343-20110623184932/@comment-3122172-20110623205300

@Churchpants, ANSWEW THE QUESTION!!!! xD

I guess Lewbert since he's a person (I think).

I mean, it's only five years and it's not like you have to kiss him or anything or even live with him. You could be married but live separately. Ha! Found a loophole :)