User blog comment:FreddieSeddieI'mReady/Your own creative, short StoryxD/@comment-3094133-20110825200645


 * NOTE: THIS IS NOT MY STORY!! I DID NOT COME UP WITH THIS! It's a swedish video on yt that I find hilarious so I thought I'd translate it and share it with you. Even if you don't understand swedish you should probably watch it to see what the characters looks and sound like http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcjuhjVhusw :)*

Narrator

The Lion

The Mouse

''One early morning the lion went up to sit by his computer. *Lion sits by the computer with an energy drink that has the label Nerd* The lion was the king of the savanna and didn't fear the risks behind file-sharing. Yesterday he had seen How I met your mother on Tv and downloaded all the seasons without hesitating for one second. But the mouse (His computer mouse, that's a real mouse xP), that was the lions prisoner knew about the risks and said''

(In a really squeky voice) You know that there's a tiny chance that you get caught, right?

The lion, that was kind of retarded, then answered

(In a very wierd voice)A talking computer mouse....He...hehe....he

''The mouse got totally pwned by what the lion said. Content and happy, the lion put on his headset and started playing world of warcraft while he waited for the download. *Nerdy WoW talk* After 8 hours the wait was over and the lion started watching, unaware of the danger that waited behind his download.''


 * An alarm goes of at a station of some sort*

Computer Voice: Internet file-sharing rage
 * Back to the lion where someone comes and shoot the lions head of*

When the lion was out of the picture the mouse was finally free.

(Squeky voice)Yes I'm free! Then I can finally do what I always wanted to do....

Go wateskiing in blood!!


 * The mouse waterskies in the blood*

(At a doctor)

Doctor: *Sighs....* You've AIDS...

Mouse: Bu..bu..but how's that possible?

Dr: Um, for example, have you gone skiing in AIDS infected blood lately?

Mouse: Oh...that's what it was...

So remember kids, evertime you download something there's a tiny chance that your computer mouse gets AIDS

Credit to Dunderhumor ^^