Talk:Seddie/@comment-27401113-20150311035457/@comment-14284535-20150311221251

Nice job. Four facts if you need them for future reference

1. My hair is what used to be called "salt and pepper", cf. http://justicedenied.org/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/Richard_Kimble_Wanted_Poster_gs.jpg

2. You need to make my facial hair very sparse - I have always wanted a full beard and moustache - instead, the number of hairs I have for a moustache is 91 (yes, I just counted them in the mirror) and the number I have for a beard is 278 (yes, I counted those too). Sad, but true.

3. That looks too good for me. When I was in school, the girls used to call me a "two bagger" because one bag over my head wasn't enough to cover my ugliness.

4. I make the guys from The Big Bang Theory look like non-geeky, socially adept he-men; a more accurate depiction of a fight between Cartoonprincess and me would have her using my own fists to punch me in the face.