User blog comment:Camille Three Unicorns/I Am Non-Shipper, Hear Me Roar!/@comment-3519810-20110407204918/@comment-3519810-20110414002352

There once was a lonely young turtle Who was sad because she had an ugly name: Myrtle Once day she was bored (which is often spelled "board") And so she got on the internet to do some random things, and something landed her on this website, so she started a blog, and then she was going to erase it the next day, but something reminded her of other blogs, where they argue about spelling and punctuation, so she decided to do that, even though she doesn't really care and should probably be doing her homework instead of writing non-rhyming limericks and writing run-on sentences anyways.