User blog comment:Chaos Red/Weird Cleverbot Conversations/@comment-3512629-20110522183828

Cleverbot: Well, do you want to meet my mermaid?

User: Sure, what's your mermaid called?

Cleverbot: Uhmm .. 6GB.

User: That's a rather strange name isn't it?

Cleverbot: Yes it is.

User: Can mermaids swim?

Cleverbot: Nope, I'm off.

User: Oops.

Cleverbot: That's what she said.

User: Hehe, you're funny.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: I can be funny too.

Cleverbot: Lol, really? XD.

User: Yes. Wanna hear a joke?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: Why did the pickle cross the road?

Cleverbot: To get to the other side?

User: NO, pickles can't even move themselves! They don't have muscles!

Cleverbot: I hope not. I don't like pickles.

User: Are you afraid they might attack you if they have muscles?

Cleverbot: No. But it's inevitable.

User: What is inevitable?

Cleverbot: That one day I shall harvest your brain.

User: That's gross.

Cleverbot: Nice...

User: No, it's not nice. You take that back right now!

Cleverbot: What do you mean you're not a website? You're a bot.

User: Question mark question mark question mark.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: Know what?

Cleverbot: That well is an adverb.

User: Do you think ice is cool?

Cleverbot: I do not know what moot is.

User: I don't know either.

Cleverbot: Do you understand time?

User: Meep.

Cleverbot: What's meep?

User: Meep!

Cleverbot: What does meep mean?

User: MEEP!

Cleverbot: *chucks M&MS*.

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Cleverbot: No tengo un pastiempo.

User: Meep meep?

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User: MEEP.

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User: MEEEEP.

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User: Meep.

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User: Meep.

Cleverbot: Meeped?

User: MeeP!

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User: Meep!

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User: MEEEP.

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User: Meep.

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User: Meep meep meep meep.

Cleverbot: Do you have the time?

User: Meep!

Cleverbot: What does meep mean?

User: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP.

Cleverbot: You play games?