User blog comment:DryYoshi/DryYoshi's Caption Contest 12/@comment-3424724-20120502022800

Carly: Freddie, we have called you here today to tell you that because you are such a super stud, we have decided to share you. I get you in the morning, Spencer gets you in the afternoon...

Sam: And at night, it's Mama's turn. Now eat that pie REAL slow. Just like that.

Spencer: And no, you have no say in this matter whatsoever.

Freddie: I hate to break it to you guys, but I'm already in a relationship.

Carly, Spencer, and Sam: With who?!

Gibby: (walks through the door in his werewolf costume) Me. GIBBEH.

I just...I'm sorry you had to read that. This is why I belong in the wacky shack.