IGive Away a Car

iGive Away a Car is the eleventh episode of the Second Season of iCarly.

Plot
Carly, Sam and Freddie host a contest for a free new car from Flanken Motors, when a boy named Jeffery claims that his father suggested the contest. The winner, shockingly, is Nevel Papperman who hired the kid to mess with iCarly. When Freddie and Sam go to retrieve the car for him, the two find out that the car did not exist. Carly, being disappointed with the news, starts to question Nevel on how he won the contest. The three find out that Nevel was the one who created the contest and the car, but iCarly must still provide him with a car. Meanwhile, Spencer buys a prop from a movie (Galaxy Wars) online, but finds out that he was simply fooled by a replica, and Carly decides to give the prop to Nevel as his new car to keep iCarly from getting shut down by the LCC for fraud. Nevel then tests drives the car, and crashes into a flower shop, and iCarly succeeds in preventing their website from being taken off the internet.

Quotes
Carly: Ready for your new car? Nevel: [sarcastically] Yes, my heart is pounding. Sam: Good, maybe it'll explode.

Carly: What's wrong with you Nevel! Why is it your life long dream to destroy iCarly? Nevel: It's not, my life long dream is to open my own Haberdashery. Freddie: What is a Haberdashery? Nevel: Uhh, Why does every one ask that! (walks away) A haberdashery is a men's retail store selling zippers, buttons belts etc.

Nevel: You have 48 hours, iCarly! Tick, tock, tick, tock, tick... (Carly closes the door on him, but he continues anyway) Tick tock tick tock...

Sam: Where's Carly? I've been calling and texting her for hours. Spencer: She's been in the shower. Sam: All day? Spencer: Pretty much. She takes really long showers when she gets depressed.

Sam: Well, when do you think she's going to come out? Spencer: I don't know. She took a chair in there.