User blog comment:Alica123/What Is Your Favourite iCarly Quote? -Important/@comment-3503487-20111026070754

Freddie: Now, I'm going to show you the latest piece of technological equipment that's going to blow you guys away.

Carly: What is it?

Sam: You buy yourself a robot girlfriend?

Freddie: I don't need a robot girlfriend. Because in 20 years, I guarantee you, I will be Carly's second husband.

Carly: What happened to my first husband?

Freddie: Nothing you can prove.

~iSpy a Mean Teacher

Freddie: I like this song. [putting his arm around Carly] Pretty romantic, huh? You feeling the mood?

[a toilet flushes in the background]

Carly: [sarcastically] Yeah, I'm feeling the mood.