User blog:The Gibby Gibson/I'M BILLING ICARLY!

Yo, yo, yo. It's The Gibster here.

So I've been thinking about this iCarly gig lately. It's cool and all but I really do think I should get some "compensation." That means money, right? If so, then I want it. If not, I hope I didn't offend anyone. I feel NO ONE else would do the kinda chiz that I do on the show. So, here's the bill.

iCARLY OWES ME FOR... Being baked INTO a pie -- $15.00 Standing in a bucket of hair -- $4.00 Drinking a smoothie called "BBQ Poo" -- $45 Taking my shirt off -- $52 (26 times at $2 a pop) Giving Spencer a professional manicure -- $75 Dressing me like The Statue of Gibberty (painting me green AND making me wear a dress) -- $99 SERIOUSLY, I don't know what kind of paint they used, my underarms are STILL green! Oh, and saving your life by rescuing you all from that psycho Nora -- $17

How about I give you the Gibby discount? If you floss my teeth for me twice a day for a week, we'll call it even!