User blog comment:The Sam Puckett/Ask Sam a Question!/@comment-3966532-20110625160218/@comment-3569728-20110625175917

@Carly

Oh, my prissy brunette...

It's ok, Momma's got this.


 * Goes under bed, and pulls out a dead bird, and tosses it in the trash. Looks back under the bed and finds a raccoon.

Ok, Momma doesn't got this anymore...