User blog comment:One Singular Sensation/I am horrible at picking out titles/@comment-26014718-20120215163437

1.) I like Unicorns

2.) I am a unicorn, and I like it.

3.) I am no longer a purple unicorn, and I am sad. :(

4.) I am a seductive and evil unicorn. I like it, but it scares me.

5.) I hate it when people walk really slow in-front of you, and you're just like. "For goodness sake, MOVE!"