Talk:Seddie/@comment-4365751-20130130192247

Ugh. I feel horrible. I even missed the science fair. Yesterday, you had to turn your projects in, and today they had to be graded. [scream of anger] BUT, I can save you guys from death.

TIPS ON HOW TO STAY ALIVE AT AN AMUSEMENT PARK SO CALLED DISNEYLAND

1.Don't unbuckle your seatbelt on the Matterhorn unless you wanna get crushed. P.S. If you wanna be extra safe, make sure your seatbelt's buckled.

2. Don't try to sneak into the park on the Monorail track unless you wanna have your body dismantled and dragged 30 to 40 ft.

3.Don't try to stay after closing time on the Rivers of America unless you wanna drown.

4.If you were a cast member (CM) in 1974 for the Carousel of Progress, don't try to catch your heel between the non-moving wall and the moving one and try to pull it out unless you wanna be crushed to death.

5.Don't try to sneak a maintnance raft for a joy ride on the Rivers of America unless you wanna be thrown into the water.

6.Make sure you're feeling well before you ride Space Mountain unless you want brain trauma.

TO BE CONTINUED...