IHate Sam's Boyfriend

iHate Sam's Boyfriend is the 15th episode of the 1st Season of iCarly.



Plot
Carly and Freddie hook Sam up with Freddie´s friend Jonah. The two soon become inseperable, but Sam begins neglecting her friends. When Jonah interrupts iCarly rehearsals and messes up a claymation movie Spencer is making, everyone except Sam hates Jonah. Carly tries to talk sense into him, but he tries to kiss her although he is in a relationship with Sam.

Carly doesn´t want to tell Sam about it because Sam is so happy with Jonah, but Sam accidently overhears when Carly tells Freddie. On iCarly, Sam hooks Jonah on the "Wedgie - Bounce" and lets him hang there for more than two hours. In the end, Spencer shows Carly, Sam and Freddie his claymation movie The Alien, The Space Hamster, and the Burrito, but it is only ten seconds because Jonah messed it up and made Spencer start over.

Quotes
Carly: What's this?

Sam: Lunch.

Carly: Low-fat cheese in a can? This is what your mom gave you for lunch?

Sam: Hey, I'm just happy she got up before noon.

[Sam sprays Freddie with her cheese in a can]

Sam: [Carly takes her cheese in a can out of her hand] Hey!

Carly: You can have this back when you learn to use squirtable cheese responsibly.

Carly: You should ask him to hang out!

Sam: Nah, a guy like that wouldn't want to hang out with someone like me.

Carly: Why not? He makes chicken noises and bothers other children. He's perfect for you!

Carly: Please? For me?

Freddie: Don't do that.

Carly: What?

Freddie:You think every time you say "Please? For me?" I'll do whatever you want, well not this time.

Carly: Please? For me?

Freddie: Okay.

Carly: What are you doing?

Jonah: Kiss me. Carly: What?!

Jonah: Sam doesn't have to know. [tries to kiss Carly, but she flicks him] Ow! Did you just thump me?

Carly: How dare you try to kiss me when you're dating Sam! You're... you're... you're icky!

[Carly runs down the stairs]

Carly: I'm freaking out, Freddie! Freaking out! [pulls Freddie to the kitchen]

Freddie: Did you talk to Jonah?

Carly: Yeah, and he tried to kiss me! He totally tried to kiss me!

Freddie: No way!

Carly: Yeah!

Freddie: Are you sure Jonah tried to kiss you?

Carly: Well, let's see. He said "Kiss me," then puckered his lips. So call me crazy, but I think the boy wanted some Carly-kissing!