User blog comment:PurpleJerk/Disclaimers, cats and- no! I still don't own iCarly!/@comment-4096687-20110726022410/@comment-3977504-20110726075232

Well, coal is a cool stuff, too. Who needs iCarly? I have this super beautiful, all black, cool coal! And I'll do a webshow with it called iCoal. Ha, who's embarassed now, Santa?