User blog comment:Churchpants/Would You Rather...?/@comment-2208586-20110625162647/@comment-3984115-20110625205632

As you speak of "him/her" for the serial killer: I definitely won't choose Lewbert as my wife! ;-) Mind if I think about Marta Trundel instead?

I'll take the million bucks. Being married to a serial killer leaves two possibilities:

First, she may try to "incorporate" me into her CV, which will be bad for me. So I could try to be quicker than she will.

Second, I could try to get rid of her by telling the police where she's to be found. If she ever gets out of jail again she'll definitely would want to kill me, which leads to the first possibility again.

Being married to Marta Trundel instead will soon rise the urge to kill her anyways. So no matter what I choose I will end up being accused of murder. Just one time I have an additional million dollars.