User blog:EpicFork/The Chizz Weekly - Issue 2



 This Week's Riddle

''I make you weak at the worst of all times. I keep you safe I keep you fine. I make your hands sweat and your heart grow cold I visit the weak but seldom the bold. What am I?''

''If you think you know the answer, leave in the comments below. The answer will be in next week's edition.''

Imagine a world where there is a team of superheroes...Carlotta Shay, Samantha Puckett, Fredward Benson, and Spencer Shay. A world where the team fights crimes, does the greater good, and saves the world on a daily basis from the clutches of the evil Maurissa Benson, Fredward’s demented mother.

Can’t imagine it, huh? Neither can I. That’s why we’re stuck with this…

“Spencer, I’m home!” Carly yelled as she walked in.

She stopped when she saw the kitchen. There were pots and pans and stuffing and turkeys and…stuff…everywhere.

“Do I have to ask?” Carly asked.

“Yes you do,” said Spencer, who was stuffing a turkey.

“WHAT THE FUDGE DID YOU DO TO THE KITCHEN?!” Carly screamed.

Spencer, who had fallen on the floor from the sheer power of that scream, popped up. “I’m preparing the Christmas turkey,” he said.

<div style="float:right; width:40%; background:lightpink; margin-left:10px; padding-left:10px; padding-right:10px; padding-bottom:10px;"> Last Week's Riddle

''Answer: Since the king never said there was a red hat, there was a higher possibility that they were all white. Wise men would understand how the human mind works and would possibly be close to the king so they would understand his clues. And there is the explanation that no one cares abou''

Winner: Booklover101 <p style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","serif"">“In November?” Carly asked.

<p style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","serif"">Spencer nodded. He clapped his hands. “All done!” he said. “I’ll just stick this in the oven!”

<p style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","serif"">He stuck the turkey in the oven.

<p style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","serif"">“I always like to get a head start,” he said.

<p style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","serif"">“Why?” asked Carly.

<p style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","serif"">“Because every year, something goes wrong with the turkey, and it takes several tries before we figure out why I get it wrong.”

<p style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","serif"">“How do you get it wrong?” <p style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","serif"">“I don’t defrost the turkey,” said Spencer. “It always takes me hours before I remember to defrost the turkey. So this year, I’m getting a head start; by the time I remember to defrost the turkey, it’ll be Christmas, and we won’t have to worry about a thing!”

<p style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","serif"">“But, if you remembered that you have to defrost the turkey just now…” Carly said.

<p style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","serif"">“Yeah,” Spencer said, looking pleased with himself.

<p style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","serif"">“Did you remember to defrost the turkey you just put in the oven?”

<p style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","serif"">“Carly!” Spencer coughed, still looking triumphant. “Don’t you remember? It’ll take me several tries before I…!” A look of horror crossed Spencer’s face.

<p style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","serif"">There was a loud boom. The oven door popped open and smoking and charred turkey went flying through the ceiling!

<div style="float:right; width:40%; background:lightpink; margin-left:10px; padding-left:10px; padding-right:10px; padding-bottom:10px;"> Coming Soon: The Legend of Hank & Frank

See this blog for more details. <p style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","serif"">Carly and Spencer looked up at the hole in the ceiling. “Well…” Carly said. “At least nothing can get worse.”

<p style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","serif"">There was a whizzing noise, and they saw the turkey fly down past the window and into the street below. There was the sound of glass breaking, people screaming, cars crashing, and dogs barking.

<p style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","serif"">“I should never say ‘at least nothing can get worse’,” Carly commented.

<p style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","serif"">There was a hissing noise, and the oven caught on fire.

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