IMust Have Locker 239

iMust Have Locker 239 is the 22nd episode of the second Season of iCarly.

Plot
Sam and Freddie are forced to share the school's best locker after winning a contest to see how many Fat Cakes were in a large jar (the correct number was 2,718). After Sam fixes it up in grand fashion ( which also gets Freddie into trouble), Freddie finds he can't share a locker with her and offers her $200 for her half of their locker. Sam takes the offer, and would've done it for free because she wanted to move back to her locker near Carly's. A few moments later, Sam's mom comes to pick Sam up, but inadvertently destroys locker 239, when her car crashes into the wall which the locker was standing against. Sam jumps in the car with Freddie's money, leaving him face-to-face with Mr. Howard, who had been busting him throughout the episode.

Subplot
Meanwhile, Carly tries to get some art lessons from Spencer. Spencer tries to teach her about sculpting, but Carly wanted to learn how to draw a bunny after Sam and Freddie act mean and laugh at her simplistic drawing of one on iCarly. Spencer gets frustrated with her and Carly gets lessons from an art class. Spencer barges in, telling the teacher she is not teaching "art" right. Disaster ensues. At the end of Spencer and Carly's subplot, Carly's art teacher and Spencer kiss, causing Carly to declare, "Okay, I don't understand art at all."

Trivia

 * The car that crashed into Locker #239 is a 1980 Toyota Corolla station wagon. The fact that a compact Japanese car of that period can do that much damage to a school building that was built in the early-20th Century doesn't say much for the construction of the school itself.
 * By an amusing oversight, the Ridgeway Student Handbook forbids students from wearing tube tops or turtlenecks, but not from attending school shirtless.
 * Gibby's "thang" (method of finding number of Fat Cakes by rubbing his body on the container) is proven ineffective as his guess is 5 Fat Cakes when anyone can see more than 90 by eyesight on one side of the container.
 * When Sam's mom drives her car into locker 239, we can see the back of her head.
 * Sam installs a Guitar Hero-type game in Locker 239; it is unknown what happened to the game (or any of the other electronics and implements) after Sam's mother destroyed the locker.
 * At the end of the episode, Freddie wears the same outfit from most of iPsycho.
 * This episode has the longest title by date (If you include the numbers239.)
 * Although as Carly she cannot draw a good picture of a bunny, in real life Miranda Cosgrove is a talented artist.



Quotes
Carly : It's a lot better than the first bunny I drew.

Freddie : Oh, that cannot be possible.

Sam : No, it's possible.

Freddie : ... Why is your bunny wearing fuzzy slippers?

Carly : Those are his feet.

Sam : Why does he have two bullet holes in his head?

Carly : Those are his eyes.

Freddie : Well why is he carrying a hose?

Carly : Because he's on his way to his part-time job as a volunteer firefighter!

Mr. Howard : You know the rules. You are required to wear a shirt during school hours.

Gibby : Uh-uh. Check the Student Handbook. ''[Hands the book to Mr. Howard.] '' Mr. Howard : Handbook ... ?

Gibby : Page 74.

Mr. Howard : I know where it is! ... Aha. ''"No tube tops, no jolly pants, no turtlenecks." '' Gibby : Doesn't say I gotta wear a shirt, does it?

Mr. Howard : [Growls] Carry on.

''[Later] '' Mr. Howard : Wearing a turtleneck is a violation of school rules!

Carly : [Indicating Gibby] Oh, I can't wear a turtleneck, but he can be shirtless?

Gibby : Check the Handbook.

Sam: [holding out salami stick] Salami?

Freddie: No thanks, Princess Puckett.

[Everyone is standing in front of Locker 239]

Freddie: I could fit a whole editing bay in there...

Sam: You could fit a body in there...

[Everyone looks at her oddly]

Sam: If one needed to!

Sam: Fat Cakes, YEAH!

Sam: [Later] Mama knows her Fat Cakes!

Sam: [Later] Told ya Mama knows Fat Cakes.

Principal Franklin: Yes Gibby, you have a question.

Gibby: Yes. How many Fat Cakes are in that tank?

Principal Franklin: Oh Gibby, there's so much not right about you.

Carly : [to Spencer] When did you turn into my wife?

[later]

Sam : [to Freddie] When did you turn into my wife?

Principal Franklin: Now before I announce the winner...

Gibby: Please be Gibby. Please be Gibby. Please be Gibby.

Principal Franklin: I feel compelled to tell you the worst guess, which was 5. [holds up a piece of paper with Gibby's name and the number five on it]

Gibby: I won?! I won! [starts taking of his shirt]

Principal Franklin: No, Gibby, you didn't win. In fact, your guess was so far off, we're calling your parents and having you tested.

Gibby: Again?!

[after Principal Franklin announces Freddie as the winner with 2,718]

Freddie: [to Sam] HA! In your face, you blonde-headed demon! Yeah!

Principal Franklin: Uh, wait. Hold on a second.

Freddie: Huh?

Principal Franklin: It seems we have another person who guessed the number correctly.

Freddie: Oh no. [Sam grips Freddie's shoulders.]

Principal Franklin: And the other winner, who will share Locker 239 with Freddie is... Sam Puckett!

Sam: Whoo! Oh, yeah, baby! [starts dancing] Sam Puckett is a winner! Yet again, Fredward. [knocks Freddie to the ground] Told ya Mama knows Fat Cakes.

Spencer: I'm sorry I painted your mouth red. Miss Fielder: I'm sorry I painted your mouth blue. Spencer: Wanna make purple? Miss Fielder: Please. [they kiss]

Freddie : Hey, I can't get our locker open.

Sam : I know. I changed the combination.

Freddie : Why?

Sam : [Grins] I thought it might irritate you.

Sam : Dude, my mom just had laser eye surgery this afternoon and she's coming to pick me up, so I gotta get outside!

Freddie : This won't take long. I am prepared to offer y- Wait, your mom had laser eye surgery today and she's driving a car?!

Sam : I didn't say she makes good decisions.

Freddie : And you're getting in the car with her?!

Sam : I didn't say I make good decisions.

Related iCarly.com blog posts
Sam's blog: Fat Cake Madness