User blog:HobknockerCentral/Danville and Hobknocker Show- Episode 1

Danville: No one has sent any requests.

Hobknocker: Very disappointing.

Danville: So, we're going to improvise this. I type something random, and Hobby has to respond. It begins...NOW! My furnace has just killed your pet dog.

Hobknocker: Not Skippy! He loved peanut butter!

Danville: Crunchy or smooth?

Hobknocker: Why do you care? You killed him!

Danville: How was I supposed to know that flamethrowers are poisonous?

HobknockerCentral: And, scene. This has been the Danville and Hobknocker Show, next time, my name goes first, and...

Both: LIVE, FROM NEW YORK, IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT!!!!