User blog comment:FreddieSeddieI'mReady/Your own creative, short StoryxD/@comment-3508470-20110825170717

here is one there once was a girl named gohakonianna who lived in a country named purple planet. She found a cactus and ate it cause i seemed yummy then it pricked her and she bled blood for forty four minutes. Then she dated the cactus,married it and had 99999999999 kids. Ten of the names were: Never Kiss A Cactus Because You Will End Up hurting yourself immensely and creep out others' with your weirdness and #2 creepiness

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