Talk:Quackers/@comment-3424724-20110928022933

Hello there. My name is Sparklyplatypus, and I am a representative from the DTA. DTA stands for Duck Talent Agency. Our mission is to help every talented duck get its own agent for performing jobs and also to help talentlesss ducks like Quackers here pay for performance classes. To acheive this goal, we need your help. You can assist us by making a donation to this agency through the phone number 1-800-555-DUCK. If you cannot afford to donate, you could copy and paste this message onto other pages in order to spread the word about this charitable foundation.

"Not all ducks are born performers. But with the help of the DTA, all ducks will soon have their chance for stardom!"