Talk:IPity The Nevel/@comment-3425559-20110328200509

I love these scenes from Moonlight Twi-blood:

Freddie: I can't love either one of you.

George the bra: But I'm fun to be with. And i'm great with kids.

Carly: You're my vampire boyfriend.

George the bra: Whaat? You said your relationship with her was just casuaal.

Freddie: It is. But I can't love you either.

George the bra: Whyy?

Freddie: You're a bra.

George the bra: Ohhhh.

(Scene 2:)

Carly: Will you be my vampire boyfriend? My VBF? Cause that's what I want.

Freddie: No one can love me. I'm a monster.

Carly: Do you wanna kiss me?

Freddie: If I do...I might bite your neck (pauses) you know...murderously.

Carly: You're stupid.

(Scene 3:)

Carly: Hiii. Are you a vampire?

Sam: Why no ma'm. I'm a what you call a cowboy. Cow...boy.

Carly: I want a vampire (pauses and touches Sam's moustache) as a boyfriend.