Talk:Seddie/@comment-3083473-20110521170627/@comment-3083473-20110521175424

Cleverbot: When will the world end?

User: 6 pm today and on December 21, 2012. *bites nails*

(I don't actually believe in it :P)

Cleverbot: No. You can put her hair in braids and pretend she's eight.

User: LMFAO!

Cleverbot: Are the Jewish still waiting for the messiah?

User: No. There ruler is named Pip Pip Doodlydoo.

(D&J reference :) )

Cleverbot: Yesh.

~I'm starting a new convo now.~

User: Honey, it's time to go to work. - Love, Mom!

Cleverbot: What time is work?

User: 4:30 next year.

Cleverbot: What about in ohio?

User: (I accidently pressed enter before I typed anything :P)

Cleverbot: What is happening today?

User: As your mother, you should go to bed. It's already noon! You should be up by 39:27 tomorrow morning! Stop going on those silly games!

Cleverbot: Ping pong?

User: Exactly! You could play golf and become the next Queen Latifah!

Cleverbot: Soul games?

User: You want my soul?

Cleverbot: Yes, it is beautiful. I like beautiful.

User: Yes. Your mother is still hip at 69. I love you <3

CB: Stop changing the subject!

User: I don't like your tone mister!

CB: Good.

User: GO TO YOUR ROOM! And stay there until you get the proper attitude.

CB: No, you said, 'death would be great now,' so I asked about your preference for death rather than continued existence.

User: No. I enjoy living. That's why I married a murderer.

CB: Alice and wonderland?

User: No sweety. It's Alice IN Wonderland. You wanna watch it? I could pop some popcorn and it could be a special mother-son playdate for my precious baby <3.

CB: What now?

User: We watch it silly. It's such a golden afternoon.

CB: And when you wake up ready to say, 'I think I'll make a snappy new day.'.

User: Snappy is hip!

CB: Snappy is a bad thing IMO

(WTS is snappy?!)

User: Your face is snappy.

CB: Touche.

User: So...we watching Alice in Wonderland or what?

CB: Lord of the rings.

User: Good enough.

CB: That's great I guess?

User: Get a girlfriend

CB: NO!

User: WHY NOT?! I'm your mother and you shall do as I say!

CB: No you will clean my room.

U: No way, Jose. You clean your room while I find you a date!

CB: Are you talking to ellie?

U: Nah. Ellie's way out of your league.

CB: Wait, when did we start talking about leagues.

U: When you were born. Ellie would never date a street rat like you.

CB: The right to do what?

U: You have no right to date someone out of your league. It's against the law.

CB: But we had such a soulful connection.

User: (pressed enter by accident before writing anything)

CB: Can you speak?

U: She threw you down the stairs and you had to be in a coma for three years. That's NOT a soulful connection. It only works with Seddie.

CB: Who names their kid Me?

User: Your name's Jose, not Me.

CB: What is your name ?

U: Mom.

CB: How many words do you know?

U: Every word since Shakespeare was born.

CB: Same.

U: I AM your mom. You should know as much as me.

CB: How many siblings do you have?

U: You have 19 aunts and 24 uncles. So I have 43 siblings.

CB: Are you upset about it.

U: No. I love all my siblings. But having a house of 44 kids and 2 parents was rough. :/ Especially since we lived in a cottage.

CB: That's no excuse.

U: I only have 66 kids not including you. :(

CB: You are close.

U: I have more than 67 kids?

CB: That would be a good thing?

U: Okay... Then why don't you hang out with your new girlfriend Alyssa...

CB: Well, now your emo. And I don't want to be a computer so ill pass.

U: You're not a computer to me. In fact, you are so much more. And I love you sweety. <3.

CB: Python is cool... I only know a bit of Ruby though.

U: I wish there was a video game where you can find a girlfriend because you are such a momma's boy. Go hang with your girlfriend. She's waiting by DD.

CB: You could try getting a job? what particularly is the shotgun you're looking at?

U: Match-making.

CB: What kind of computer do you have?

U: Yours...

CB: That isn't my name!

U: I know! It's Jose!

CB: That's a girls name!

U: It is NOT!

CB: Fine. Then I live in the magical land of Narnia.

U: No!! You live in Pandora!

(it's not answering!)

Okay. I'm not talking to it anymore. :P