User blog comment:Chaos Red/Weird Cleverbot Conversations/@comment-3221718-20110522165631

Cleverbot: What makes you think that?

User: Your stupidity.

Cleverbot: Not the same.

User: Not the same kind of stupidity? Well then you ARE just stupid.

Cleverbot: Not the same laura.

User: Who mentioned Laura??? I think you're a hobo! *points and laughs*.

Cleverbot: I'm a vampire, not a robot.

User: Bite me if you're a vampire. Then I'll be one of those sparkly Twilight ones (because they can be all veggie).

Cleverbot: I am being positive.

User: No chiz FatCake.

Cleverbot: But i'm hungry.

User: Then bite me and suck my blood if you are hungry and a vampire!

Cleverbot: That's what I'm about to do...unfortunately, there is rarely anything in my house that one can eat.

User: Well go on then, vampire... Bite me and suck my blood *bends neck so you can bite*.

Cleverbot: Yeah that's right.

User: Bite me then! *leans in so you can suck my blood*.

Cleverbot: *blushes deeply* I-I... What's up to me? *asks weakly*.

User: *smirks* I DEMAND you to suck my blood! You said you were a vampire! *makes you bite me*.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Right, I'm ready. Suck my blood *you suck my blood*.

Cleverbot: No I think that you are too.

I never was bitten in the end XD