User blog:Scarlett123/Blog of Quotes

Hai there! It's me! I'm back (oh dear...)!! Yes it's me, now I was thinking, since these blogs have become so boring (even though there's only three O.O) why don't I make them a bit funnier from someone elses point of view? I mean I'll be honest, I'm not that funny so the only way to make you guys laugh is to see what's funny by someone elses view. Right? So the other day I asked the lovely people of Twitter (yay I have a new account!) to come up with something interesting and/or funny, I got about 8 or 9 replies (booo) and I'm going to post them here. So let's not waste any time, let's get started on the Blog of Quotes:

See that's all very cool and stuff but I don't think I know anyone who can fart for that much and have enough farts to create an atomic bomb... Maybe someone on the wikia, cuz some people are good at farting and I want to take over the world with fart bombs and I think they are the next revolutionary step in taking over the world. Yeah. Like Hannah spellt backwards is Hannah unless you don't have the H at the back, or Anna spellt backwards is Anna. Now this is very strange for me because I'm actually a very fast person on the toilet unlike some of my friends who takes fourty-five minutes just to do a poo-poo. The good thing about this one is that it puts the people afraid of flying to ease because they realise more of a chance of them dying from donkey-related-incidents to crashing a plane. If they just stay away from donkeys they'll be fine. Not all beach balls are the same size.... Now this interests me because if you think about it every single star is about the size of the sun and the sun is bloody massive, so for there to be more stars in the sky than grains of sand... it just blows my mind! Now I know what I'm going to do to the next cockroach I find.... *MWAHAHAHAHA!!* This is really weird because like pennys are really light, so if humming birds are lighter than pennys they must be super light.
 * If you fart for six years and nine months straight you have enough power to make an atomic bomb
 * 'Dammit I'm mad' spellt backwards is 'Dammit I'm mad'
 * Humans spend around 4 years on the toilet per lifetime.
 * Donkeys kill more people a year than plane crashes
 * Whale eggs are bigger than beach balls
 * There are more stars in the sky than grains in the sand
 * Cockroaches can live without their heads for eight days.
 * A humming bird weighs less than a penny

But yeah that's it for now. If I get any more very cool respones in the future I might post them onto here so yeah. Thank you for checking out my blog again......bye.