User blog comment:DryYoshi/DryYoshi's Caption Contest 1/@comment-3424724-20111008025700

RAYWILLIAMJOHNSON FTW!!! :)

"Do you see this ham? In about two minutes, this fork will cut it into bite-sized pieces. If you even think about touching this sacred fork, you will end up exactly like the ham. We clear? Good. Now leave. My fork and I need some alone time."