User blog comment:TenCents/I'm whoever you want to be/@comment-1884249-20101019021518

I'd be Roxas, the person with the power of Morgan Freeman, or the narrator. When needed, I'd appear as Spencer's personal model for sculptures ( he'd end up making fishes anyways ), and Freddie's wing girl. I'd nag him about Melanie being real, and try to hook them up. When Sam protests being related to a nub, I'll stick a container of ham in Carly's hand and hope she forgets it through a sleep over and Girly Cow marathon. Then I'd play card with Gibby and win, because it is solitaire.