Talk:Seddie/@comment-4948262-20120814041141

LOL xD

A woman wakes up in the middle of the night to find that her husband was not in the bed. She puts on a robe and goes downstairs to find him at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appears deep in thought. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee. "What's the matter, honey?" She whispers as she steps into the kitchen. "Why are you down here at this time of night?" The husband looks up,"Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating and you were only 17? he asked solemnly. The wife is touched thinking her husband is so caring and sensitive. "Yes, I do." she replies. "Do you remember when your father caught us on a date in my car?" "Yes, I remember." The husband continues,"Do you remember when he shoved a gun in my face and said 'Either you marry my daughter or I will send you to jail for 20 years'". "I remember" she said softly. He wipes another tear from his cheek and says... "I would have gotten out today!"