Talk:Seddie/@comment-2219055-20110612182005

Guys, I just had a brainwave for iLMM. Say Sam did check herself into a mental hospital because she thinks she lost her mind for being in love with Freddie. Usually, places like those have group therapy and such. What if whoever holds group therapy for Sam and everyone takes her aside, asks her why she checked herself in, and Sam just unloads and spills everything?

Sam: I'm not supposed to be in love with him! It's Freddie! I'm supposed to hate his guts!

Therapist: Really? Hate? That's kind of a strong word.

Sam: It's my autopilot. I'm supposed to hate him.

Therapist: Do you really hate him? Do you really feel hatred towards him?

Sam: [hesitates] Uh, well-

Therapist: What do you "hate" about him?

Sam: I don't know. He's nerdy in a really tech-y way-

Therapist: Which comes in handy on iCarly.

Sam: I guess.

Therapist: So maybe it's not something to hate, it could be just annoying from time to time.

Sam: [nods silently]

Therapist: How long has this relationship been going on?

Sam: Sixth grade, when we met. He's Carly's neighbor and he had a ginormous crush on her. That was annoying, especially back in middle school. [pause] It died down a little, though. They dated for like two days, then broke up, but they're still best friends.

Therapist: Why was his crush annoying to you?

Sam: Cause he kept showing up all the time, batting his eyes at her while we just wanted to hang out both of us by ourselves. I picked on him once and I thought his reaction to that was funny, so I just kept doing it.

Therapist: Did you kind of feel like you wanted to be in Carly's place?

Sam: Not back then. Back then he was just annoying. Now, he's not as annoying anymore.

Therapist: How did you pick on him?

Sam: Pranks, calling him names, hitting, shoving, stuff like that. Then he started fighting back and standing up to me. We just kept it going, back and forth.

Therapist: Like a game?

Sam: Yeah. It was pretty much a game.

Therapist: So, if it was just a game, are you sure you really hate him?