User blog comment:EpicnezzEmily/Most Hilariously Stupid Story Contest/@comment-5121351-20120527153124

Sam Puckett decided to make a money-making scheme. She felt as though her friends were pointless nubs who never gave her money and her mom was too much of an idiot to do anything for her. So, she decided to go sell high fives to people for 5 dollars each.

Gibby: Hey Puckett, what'cha doing?

Sam: Selling high fives, gibwad. Read for once.

Gibby: For 5 bucks? What the hell is wrong with you?

Sam: Everything. You want one or not?

Gibby: Do you have any down lows?

Sam: Sorry, we ran out yesterday.

Gibby: :(

Sam: You were too slow.

Freddie: Can I buy an "In Space" for 20 bucks please?

Sam: Sure. *smacks*

Freddie: What the hell?

Sam: In yo face.

THE END