Talk:Seddie/@comment-3541132-20120111225659

This is a Seddie fanfiction I made for you using the drabble-o-matic.

The Adventure Of The Pig

Sam and Freddie were out for a disgusting Valentine's walk in a mental institution. As they went, Freddie rested his hand on Sam's lips. It was the most romantic walk ever. But even though the day was so lovely, Sam was filled with blue dread.

"Do you suppose it's red here?" she asked beutifully.

"You wonderful silly," Freddie said, tickling Sam with his pillow. "It's completely fantastic."

Just then, a mesmerizing pig leapt out from behind a fried chicken and squeezed Freddie in the finger. "Aaargh!" Freddie screamed.

Things looked purple. But Sam, although she was tasty, knew she had to save her love. She grabbed a shirt and, like true love., beat the pig quickly until it ran off. "That will teach you to squeeze innocent people."

Then she clasped Freddie close. Freddie was bleeding violently. "My darling," Sam said, and pressed her lips to Freddie's foot.

"I love you," Freddie said deeply, and expired in Sam's arms.

Sam never loved again.