User:Magicboots/Friends

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 *  Ohlookasheep was my first CLOSE friend on here. CLOSE. Not FIRST friend, but first close friend. Oh, and our friendshipiversary is NOT on the 10th of April, it's on the 14th, thank you very much... *coughs*
 *  Purpleoonie is just the sweetest thing ever, I can't even begin to explain. She deals with problems and she's just adorable. Seriously, if you upset her, I will hunt you down and kill you.
 *  Cocky... Super cool ;D Nah, he's on here because he's my whale/turtle/stalker/ninja/sweetie/teddy bear/prince/princey wincey spider/dear/Cockeh. Muahahaha.
 *  Juice is my wifey. She's perf. And beautiful. Like, literally, BEAUTIFUL. God she's so pretty it can actually hurt people's eyes, I swear.
 *  Lemon is my... 'cousin' who is so similar to me it's unreal. Come, Lemon, we must go watch Tangled now before drinking Melonade and then watching an episode of Cake Boss. Well, we're similar... except she dances. I don't dance. I sing. She doesn't sing.
 *  Phoebe doesn't come on much... but we communicate through Twitter. And Facebook. And texting. And phone calls. So pretty much everything but meeting up. And I will meet Phoebe. Whatevs. :D
 *  Lily is another Twitter/Facebook fran. She provides me with many laughs. Did I mention she's in love with Liz Gillies' boobs?
 *  Jerky is my ex wife but we broke it off because we were always suspicious that the other was cheating. However, she is still the other part of me. Literally. We are one person. We bring out the worst in each other. Truleh.
 *  Yoshles is my qurlfran. Ain't that right, qurlfran? Yes, he's my qurlfran. ...anybody else notice how I put Jerky on top of Yos-
 *  Aron is my other qurlfran. But he doesn't like being called a qurl. Although he prefers qurlfran to boifran because he's obviously not my boifran. Duh.
 *  Spanky is the person who loves to steal my cookies. I introduced her to English tea. It's amazing. Tea bag-two sugars-add boiling water-stir-leave for 2 minutes-add milk until it's a brown shade-wait until cool enough to drink-enjoy.
 *  Sunflowers is so mean to me but I love her because she is perf :')

 Did I forget you? Just ask me if you want to be on here! Not like you'd wanna be on here :P