User blog:The Kid in the Hat/iCan't Take It Review

I watched iCan't Take It yesterday and it was great!

''' SPOILER ALERT: My Review will contain Spoilers. If you don't want to be spoiled, then don't read my review. That way, you don't have to complain to me I have ruined iCan't Take It for you, Okay? Thank you.'''

So, the iCarly bigins with a kiss and a trailer for Super Bra (Nice voice acting, Dan.) So, Carly is edited out of the trailer due to technical producer, Freddie. And now, Sam is beating up Gibby.

So, F & S try to get away from Freddie's mom. And then, Sam says, "Aw crab." When Spencer thought she said "Aw crap." Lol.

So as they try to get away, Spencer has to lie to Freddie's Mom that Freddie went to get Yeast for a Bread Business. The Seddie Couples sneak out using the elevator. Spencer hates lying so he announces he will never lie again. Last, but not yeast.

So later that night, Gibby tells Freddie's Mom in an elevator that Seddie has happened. But it is reaveled that Gibby's former pictures are:
 * A Hot Dog and a Banana on a plate
 * Gibby sqauting in a Boys' Restroom with a Bagel in his hand
 * Guppy with his hand out
 * Gibby brushing his cat's teeth

While Spencer is mean to bread, Freddie gets rejected from Nerd Camp (or as he calls it, "New Electronic Research and Development Camp.") but then is given 1,000 onces of pure Palatium worth $100,000 only if he stops dating Sam. Freddie won't do so, Marissa screams, rips her shirt, takes the Palatium, and leaves. He then lip synces, "Wow!" Whose mom would give even their TP Child some hazardous material like that? Ecspecially a Child Control Freak like her.

Then, Carly wants to commit murder to Seddie (WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111 *gaps loudly*) because they aren't there for iCarly. So, Carly and Gibby do it. And I have just enough text to put the Transcript in.

Here it is:

Carly: I'm Carly!

Gibby: My turn?

Carly: And this has been iCarly.

Wow. Shortest iCarly Webecast ever. And there longest was about a day long!

~Commercial Break~

Carly's mad at Sam and Freddie. They gave her taffy in return, but sam ate it. So, Sam and Freddie think Carly is jealous. Carly then tells them Gibby told Sam's mom. Sam beats the livng crab out of him and Spencer gets kicked in the groin. Sam dislocated Gibby's Breast Bone and ripped out his hair. Disturbing.

So then, Gibby and Marissa think of a way to stop Seddie. Gibby tries to lick his clump of hair and Carly says don't. Why not? I do. (*snips off hair* *tastes*)

So, they get back at Sam by telling Freddie she changed his answers to his test. But, it was four months ago. probably back in iOMG, well, to us. Freddie gets mad, Carly solves it, and Gibby sings. Gibby drops the microphone with a ooooOOOOOOOOOoooooo, and walks away. Which ends there.

So, this is becoming awesomer and awesomer. Now, we're down to iLove You.

See you next time. Buh-bye.