User blog comment:Scarlett2011/Knowing Eachother Comment Game/@comment-4087636-20120309002811/@comment-3083473-20120309004959

What would you do if......

● I died: I'd be all like "omg my creys"

● I kissed you: I'd be like "k thnkz get me a sanwich"

● I fell: laugh :3

● I lived next door to you: I'll come into your room at night. o_o

● I showed up at your house unexpectedly: It's all good 'cause I watched you sleep at night

● I stole something: Casually bring it up in every conversation we have until you're annoyed by me and throw it at my face

● I was murdered: Go to your wake and funeral and give you roses on your grave :')

● I cried: Be like "stap cryin dere r ppl in afreka wif wurs prublimz den u"

● I asked you to marry me: I'd be like "OMGGG ONLY IF YOU DYE YOUR HAIR BLONDE AND THEN RANDOMLY TALK ABOUT BREAD WHEN IT'S NOT NECESSARY"

● I was hospitalized: Visit chuu

~Would you~

● Keep a secret if I told you one?: Hun, I still never told anyone the secrets I was told in kindergarten. You can trust me with anythang.

● Hold my hand?: Yeah, of course, I'll just casually reach my hand through my computer so that you'll be able to hold it.

● Study with me?: "If I could, I would, but I can't, so I shan't."

● Cook for me?: If you want your house burned down, sure.

● Love me?: "LOOOOVE MEEE THAT'S ALLL IIII ASK OFFF YOOOOU"

● Date me?: Dood, I already said I'll marry you if you were Peeta. God, you must be desperate; you keep asking me to love you.

~More ~

● When and how did we meet?: "Uhh...internet." ~Timmy Turner

● Describe me in three words: Awesome, beautiful, and crispy

● What was your first impression of me?: OHHAY LOOK A UNICORN

● What do you think of me now?: Ohemgee qurlfran u r perf

● What reminds you of me?: Jalex, obvi

● Could you see us together forever?: How desperate are you? Stop asking to love me. My emotions are nothing to toy with. ;_;

● When's the last time you saw me?: Umm...when you showed me a picture of yourself, I guess. o.O