Innuendo

iCarly is known to have many innuendos or hidden meanings that older people understand the idea implied in many of the lines or actions, even though it is a show for kids and tweens rated TV-G.

iPilot

 * Carly and Sam talk about Ms. Briggs' "crazy pointy boobs."
 * Carly states that Ms. Briggs may stuff waffle cones in her bra.
 * In the extended version of this episode, Freddie was reading the comments, and one of them says that Carly is hot. Freddie and Sam replied: "It's true".

iWant More Viewers

 * Spencer's malfunctioning sign eventually reads, "Pee on Carl."

iLike Jake

 * After Jake drops Sam's remote Carly says "I like it better on the floor."

iDream of Dance

 * Sam dreams about Gibby in his underwear.
 * Spencer's dream involves him dancing around with teenage boys...in a dress.

iWanna Stay with Spencer

 * Freddie comments that Sam's butt is shaped like a ham.

iScream on Halloween

 * Sam accidentally grabs Carly's butt in the closet.
 * Spencer makes fun of Carly's comment: "Anything Hallo-weeny."

iSpy a Mean Teacher

 * Mrs. Briggs says to the Randy Jackson cardboard prop "You want to feel my glutes?" and rubs her butt against it.
 * Carly [to Freddie]: "This is no time to bust a move!"
 * Spencer breaks up with Connie because she was juggling 'balls' for other men.

iWill Date Freddie

 * Sam [to Marissa]: "I'll pay you a thousand dollars for one picture of Freddie's butt!"
 * Marissa comments on how she's excited Freddie finally got a date, "and with a girl"...

iWant a World Record

 * Sam talks about backing up over Freddie's "personal data."

iHeart Art

 * Sam comments that Freddie's butt is oddly shaped.
 * Freddie's room number has an erotic meaning when closely examined; his room number is 8=D. =D appears like a penis and 8 appears to be the testicles.

iHate Sam's Boyfriend

 * Spencer reveals that the poison ivy he got somewhere had spread to "other" places on his body.

iHatch Chicks

 * Carly, Sam, Freddie, and Duke, while trying to pull Spencer out of the heat deck, pull his pants off.
 * Spencer: "Please tell me I'm wearing underwear!"

iPromise Not to Tell

 * Carly pins Freddie down rapidly.
 * Spencer tells Carly that her "A" is going to be huge.
 * Spencer tells Carly that there is an "A" on her butt.

iDon't Want to Fight

 * Freddie says aloud that he thinks Sam has pimples on her butt.

iStakeout

 * Spencer handcuffs Stu and starts spanking him; Spencer says to Stu's son, "Watch me spank your daddy!"
 * Stu spanks Spencer as a reminder of their childhood.

iMight Switch Schools

 * In Spencer's mini golf course, one of the holes requires the person playing to putt the golf ball into the crotch of a guy made of wood. If you get it through, the guy yells in pain and covers his crotch.
 * Mrs. Peeloff and the kids run into Spencer's shower with him in it.
 * Spencer comes out of the shower wearing only a towel.
 * Mrs. Peeloff asks about Spencer's buttocks, and he replies they are firm.

iFence

 * Spencer: "Well, this is it, Señor Sabre. I'll never thrust you again."
 * The effect of "the Ushe" is to make the loser look like he peed in his pants.

iWin a Date

 * Carly says that she rubbed lotion on Sam's mom when she had chicken pox. Apparently, the pox were everywhere.

iSaw Him First

 * Sam tells Carly that it's obvious why she has a date with Shane. When Carly asks why, Sam says that it's because she got a new "helping" bra.
 * Carly then exclaims while putting her arms up to her chest, (after Sam leaves), "There's nothing wrong with a little help!"

iStage an Intervention
Carly: "I get it!"
 * Spencer: "I took this plastic bottle and taped it to my ankle and ran a tube up my p--"
 * After Sasha Striker walks in, Spencer asks, "Who's the girl in the sexy purple tank top?"
 * One of the prizes for finding Sasha Striker is a picture of a pregnant man.
 * When Spencer flirts with Sasha, she asks if he wants to "take a ride". He declines, but then grabs her and kisses her passionately.
 * Carly [to Spencer]: "Why is there a bagel in your pants?"

iOwe You

 * When Spencer says, "Those dock workers wanted no part of me or my fudge balls," there's emphasis on the word "balls."
 * Freddie says "Fudge balls?" and Carly says "Yes! BALLS of Fudge!"

iHurt Lewbert

 * Marissa tells Lewbert that her name means honeysuckle. Lewbert replies, "I like honeysuckle!" emphasizing the "suckle."
 * Freddie says he slept with his socks on. Just his socks.
 * When Lewbert tells Marissa that he wanted to get right to dessert, Marissa says she didn't make any. Lewbert responds with, "I don't know. I'm looking at something pretty sweet."
 * Sam pulls down Freddie's pants.

iGo to Japan

 * Mrs. Benson says that one of the shots doesn't go in Freddie's arm. She points where it really goes. She pointed downwards.
 * Freddie: "At least my underwear doesn't have 'I ♥ Las Vegas' written across the butt."
 * Spencer's towel falls off in front of Mrs. Benson several times.
 * Spencer and Mrs. Benson run around the hotel lobby wearing only towels.
 * The man who looks like Spencer's cardboard language teacher pulled Spencer's towel down.

iPie

 * Trudy suggests that she and Spencer should move their "party" to the couch. When Spencer remarks that the couch is broken, Trudy responds with, "Well, why don't we go break it some more?"
 * Sam asked Carly if she could borrow a clean pair of her underwear.

iChristmas

 * Carly said that you don't want to know where the batteries go for Freddie's flashlight costume.

iKiss

 * Sam throws a football, and the football hits Spencer's groin.
 * While Spencer pushes Carly in a wheelbarrow upstairs, he yells "OH, MY GROIN!!!"
 * A group of boys make kissing noises to Freddie.

iGive Away a Car

 * Sam: "Guess the number of zits on Freddie's butt."
 * Mr. Flankin says that her daughter Jessica is a little mannish, and he has to take her to a special doctor.
 * Nevel: "I don't know. I send a lot of guys to a lot of places."
 * Carly took a chair with her in the bathroom, and she could use it for something disgusting.

iRocked the Vote

 * Wade keeps calling people a "hobknocker", which according to Carly and David is gross, and to Sam is illegal.

iMeet Fred

 * Carly and Sam are wearing only swimsuits for most of the webshow.
 * Marvin keeps biting Spencer's pants... well, biting his butt.
 * Spencer: "Marvin, get back in our room", implying they sleep in the same room, maybe the same bed.

iWant My Website Back

 * Spencer is dressed up like an old lady, (reference to transvestites).
 * Spencer: "No, I'm just a busty old woman!" While shaking his chest, making his "boobs" jump up and down.
 * The old man says to Spencer "Why don't you put the wig back on and we can start over!".
 * Spencer smacks his boobs.

iMake Sam Girlier

 * Sam: [Talking to Carly about Pete] "The boy gets me going!"
 * Wendy says that Sam filled her bra with pudding and put it in the freezer.
 * Wendy also said that Sam threatened to beat Wendy's brother with it, (a bra), unless he gave her, (Sam), his muffin.

iGo Nuclear

 * Gibby starts undoing his belt, about to put on his underwear right in front of the whole class.
 * Sam rips Gibby's underwear out of his pants.

iDate a Bad Boy

 * Carly is trying to explain to Spencer how she has grown up. She says, "You know I'm not a baby anymore! Two weeks ago I sent you to the drug store to pick up...." and then Spencer says, "You swore you'd never bring it up again". This is probably a reference to tampons or sanitary pads.
 * Carly: "He showed me his... collection."

iReunite with Missy

 * Chuck sprays Spencer with a liquid that isn't water, and when Spencer asks if it was water, Chuck says, 'You wish it was water!"
 * Carly mentioned something about a kid named Kevin. She tells Missy to say no if he asks if you want to see his "onion ring".

iTake on Dingo

 * Sam says: "And I'm the dirty blonde".
 * Carly says: "What are we going to do?", Sam responds: "We're gonna find them and kick them in their dingos."

iMust Have Locker 239

 * Spencer guiltily asks if Carly has been in his room.
 * Sam and Carly both say "When did you turn into my "wife?"

iTwins

 * Spencer tells Freddie that at camp his friends tricked him into thinking it was "Naked Day."
 * Spencer: "Have you ever played Dodgeball naked?" Freddie: "No." Spencer: "Don't ever do it. 'Cause-- " Freddie: "I get it."

iFight Shelby Marx
Freddie: "I know." Carly: "Eyes up, dude!"
 * Carly: "I'm not a twig! And I'm getting curvier everyday!"

iThink They Kissed

 * In their fake "The Sack" infomercial, a woman walks past Spencer, Sam, and Freddie and says, "Hey, nice Sacks!"
 * Freddie says that if Sam finds out that he told someone he kissed her, he will be kicked in places that should never be kicked.
 * Carly and Freddie pin each other down, once again, rapidly and forcefully, and they make loud noises, as if they were being hurt. Freddie also mentions he got strong "the same time the voice got lower!".
 * When Sam thinks Carly did something bad she says something that sounds like she said a suggestive word (holy cra*), but she clearly said, "Holy crab, I love this! What did you do?". This caused a lot of parents to complain to Dan Schneider.

iSpeed Date

 * When Carly says she'd "rather be alone and crotchety", Sam says, "Crotchety... it's funny 'cause it sounds wrong."
 * Spencer tries to give what sounds like a "birds and bees" speech to Carly, who immediately says "I'm not having this conversation."
 * Magic Malika purposefully drops Freddie's cell phone on his groin.
 * Freddie clutches his groin in pain when he is hit by his cell phone.

iCarly Awards

 * Sam said she spilled barbecue sauce on the left cup of her fancy bra, to which Carly responds, "Aw, Sam, I told you, when you eat ribs, you gotta wear a shirt." which implies that Carly has seen Sam wearing only a bra, and doesn't mind that unless she is eating ribs.

iFind Lewbert's Lost Love

 * Carly and Sam say "It's in the hole!" after Lewbert gets pranked with tons of golf balls shooting out of his cabinet.
 * Lewbert: "Stupid balls almost killed me!"
 * Lewbert: [Talking about Marta] "She's a virus with bosoms!"

iMove Out
Freddie: "There's a sink." [Carly and Sam shudder in disgust at the obvious implications] Freddie [to Mrs. Benson] "Mom, I'm perfectly in-whack."
 * Sam: "There's no bathroom in here."
 * Mrs. Benson: [to Carly] "You were the one who got Freddie interested in girls, and ever since then his boy chemistry has been all out-of-whack!"
 * Freddie asks his mother to unlock all the channels on his TV, and she is reluctant because of "the elephants" on the nature channels.
 * When Freddie is trying to wake up Spencer, Spencer says, "No, Harmoo, don't bite that!"

iQuit iCarly

 * Freddie looks at Spencer in the shower.
 * Freddie said that he would never give Spencer a sponge bath, not after the last time.
 * Freddie was looking in one of the mirrors that help Spencer see the TV. Then he sees Spencer in one of the mirrors, and says "Is that a birthmark on your butt?" while laughing about it.
 * Spencer: "That was like a whale peed in my face!"
 * Carly: "This wind blows!"

iSaved Your Life

 * Carly slaps Sam's butt.
 * When Sam slams her locker on Spencer's face, he says, "I gotta quit saying witty things before I blow!"
 * Carly opened one of Freddie's drawers and picked up a pair of his underwear. Then she suddenly drops it, looking disgusted.
 * Carly goes in the shower while Freddie is nude, even when she did have her eyes blindfolded with socks. Carly was also willing to go in Freddie's shower without the blindfold, it was only when Freddie insisted that she put it on.
 * Carly and Freddie make out twice in Freddie's bed, when Freddie only has a bathrobe on, under the covers.
 * Carly "frisks" Sam when she is searching her for weapons.
 * Mrs. Benson beats Carly with Freddie's underwear after catching them kissing.

iWas a Pageant Girl
Carly: "It's a beauty pageant, not a booby pageant!"
 * Sam gives Carly bra stuffings that her mom (Pam) previously wore.
 * Carly: "I feel violated..."
 * Carly: [to Sam] "Thanks for being gentle!"

iFix a Pop Star

 * Spencer: "I feel like I kissed Gibby!"
 * Sam and Carly mention how Ginger Fox was voted 'Sexiest Woman of the Year'.
 * Freddie shows Sam a video on Splashface showing Ginger Fox "washing her hair" with Blue Cheese Dressing.
 * Ginger's producer asks one of the dancers where she is and she says "going to the bathroom over there" pointing backstage. The producer asks a dancer if there's a bathroom back there and she replies, "No."
 * The last we see Spencer imagining Gibby's mom (as Gibby), her shirt is gone.
 * In Ginger's music video "Hate me, love me", one of the shots is a shot of her groin as she swivels her hips.

iWon't Cancel The Show

 * Sam is said to have shoved a hot chili dog down a Mexican dignitary's pants.

iBelieve in Bigfoot

 * Sam fell asleep with one of Robin's Weiners in her mouth. (Ms. Robin Weiner is Supervising Producer).
 * Carly believed that two squirrels were wrestling, whereas Freddie pointed out that they were not. Spencer then brought up the subject, and Carly said "Don't talk about it!"
 * Spencer says a racoon and a beaver were socializing by a river with air quotes around "socializing."
 * Carly talks about giving her 5th grade teacher an "F," (for giving Carly an "F" on a project), and made the letter "F" with her hands.
 * When Spencer is trying to get the water out of his ear, Sam says that he's doing "a pretty sexy dance".(sarcastically)
 * Spencer: My body was just learning to change.
 * Carly- "I know what to squeeze."

iPsycho

 * Nora kisses a girl that attended her party on the face.
 * When Sam tells Freddie to beam himself to Jupiter and Carly asks her if that was necessary, Sam says, "I could have said Uranus..."

iBeat the Heat

 * When Chuck and his dad are about to enter Carly's apartment, Spencer says: "Troubles? He just beat me, and sprayed me, and slapped me, and violated me..."
 * An old man says he has angina, then Carly says it after Sabrina stomps on her Utopian society. Angina is a heart pain, that sounds similar to a female body part.
 * Freddie's failed attempts to help Carly climb up the kitchen counter top loosely resemble a sex position.
 * Griffin wrongly calls Carly's 'Utopian Society' project a "Fallopian" society, which references a female reproductive organ.
 * Chuck purposely hits Spencer in the groin with a rolled-up magazine.

iGot a Hot Room
Freddie: "Get off me, man!" Sam: "I don't wanna!"
 * Gibby's blind grandfather can only figure out that Spencer's a guy by touching his flat, hard chest.
 * Carly implies that a goat may have done something indecent when she went to the petting zoo on her last birthday. She keeps saying, "Don't talk about it!".
 * Spencer's pants fall down after hearing that the watch was $82,000.
 * Freddie jumps on Carly's bed to show how she can literally, "jump into bed," and Sam jumps on the bed exactly where Freddie is.
 * Sam says that her mom really likes Italian men.

iSam's Mom

 * Carly picks up Sam's underwear, which say "I Love Las Vegas" on the seat. When Spencer interrupts their fight and goes to sit down you can see he also grabs Sam's underwear when moving the blanket.
 * Pam: [to Sam] You don't deserve my parts. Sam: [to Pam] Why would I want worn-out parts?
 * Pam looks at the rear of the therapist's pants, and says, "Those pants fit you real good." Originally, Pam was supposed to look at the front of his pants, but Dan Schneider told actress Jane Lynch to look at the back of his pants because the show is targeted to kids who might get the wrong idea on what Pam is interested in him unmarried.
 * Pam asks in the box about having to take a "whazz."
 * When Carly starts to freak out in the therapy box, Pam says, "You got girl cramps?"

iGet Pranky

 * When talking about never having pranked anyone, Carly says "Well ... I´m sure it will happen ... When I ... you know ... meet the right person."
 * Spencer pranks Freddie wearing only swimming trunks.
 * Spencer pranks Gibby in a stall in the boy's bathroom at school.
 * Carly implies suffocating Spencer to death unless he signs the contract promising to not pull pranks.

iSell Penny-Tees

 * Sam spanks Freddie's butt.
 * Spencer says he's going to go "think" about Kristacia in his bedroom.
 * Sam has a phallic ice pop and sucks on it.

iDo

 * Sam says that Spencer's butt is flat.
 * Spencer shows his butt to Sam, trying to tell her it's not flat.
 * Freddie says to Sam suggestively, "Want to putt some meat?"
 * Spencer says to Jody "all naked, and wet" and stretches it out.
 * Spencer [showing his butt to the people at the wedding] "C'mon, it's like two fresh APPLES back here!"
 * Gordon has a nervous attack when he is about to sing and he wets his pants. When Carly refuses his begging for her to sing instead, he says "I'm still peeing right now".

iStart a Fanwar

 * Spencer: "C'mon buddy, eat my fireballs!"
 * Sam: "We're better than average-looking teenagers with those feelings."
 * Spencer keeps calling his poking stick a "long staff".
 * Mr. Gibson: "Oh, I love split pea! You can split that pea right up the middle! Ha ha!"
 * The crazy iCarly fans throw Spencer's "long staff" at his groin.

iHire An Idiot

 * When Sam stretches out on the table, there is a possible emphasis on her chest.
 * When Sam hears about hiring an intern, she says, "Would 'it' bathe me?"
 * Carly and Sam are extremely enticed when Cort takes his shirt off (even driving Sam to ask for his shirt at the end of the episode)

iPity The Nevel

 * A partygoer whacks a Nevel piñata in the groin.
 * A comment on Nevel's video says, "Hey Nevel! Why don't you just take a golf club and...." The rest of the comment wasn't read aloud.
 * After reading the comment, Carly (in a shocked tone of voice) says that the comments should really be monitored.

iOMG

 * It is mentioned that Sam once drew something on Gibby's forehead while he was sleeping. Gibby wasn't very happy about it, angrily saying the pictures of his face will live on the Internet forever. Carly claims that it was a very accurate drawing.
 * Freddie walks in on Carly and Gibby working on their project and starts to talk about how Sam is supposedly in love with Brad. Behind Carly is a whiteboard. There's a diagram on it, and it looks like a male body part.
 * Carly talks to Freddie about how people get horses to mate:
 * Carly: "When they want two horses to...y'know..."date".... They put them in the same barn together, and then they, like...turn the barn lights down..."(throughout the conversation, Freddie nods with a suggestive look on his face)

iParty with Victorious

 * The kids in Mr. Howard's class laugh when Mr. Howard says, "Colon P."
 * Spencer isn't wearing a shirt when Gibby is massaging him.
 * Freddie wanted to look up extra pictures of Tori upon discovering that she was attractive. (The universal intention for looking up pictures of pretty girls online is rather well known.) This theory is further supported when he reacts to a picture of Tori by saying, "Oh, yep! There it is!"
 * Spencer asks Gibby if he minds rubbing his back. Gibby responds with, "Mind?" as if not liking it is ridiculous.
 * Robbie and Rex both agree that André has beautiful skin.
 * Gibby calls Freddie's transformation, "really good looking."
 * Gibby: You should get on up in that [to Spencer, about the hot tub].
 * Provoking a potential "coming out" joke, Carly, Sam and Tori unleash their revenge plan in a closet.
 * Steven says that Jade probably tastes delicious.
 * Tori repeatedly claims that Sikowitz made her pee; Jade repeatedly glances behind her to check.
 * Robbie and Rex want to watch Steven and Tori share their 100-day kiss.
 * When Tori and Carly wanted to expose Steven, Sam thought that they meant pull his pants down in front of everyone, and put hot sauce on him *there*.
 * Sikowitz says he makes louder screams in his bathtub.
 * Sam's alias with the movie makeup is Regina Goodbody (She runs her hands down her sides as she says this).

iLost My Mind

 * Spencer says "these pants are squeezing me in ways you can't understand."
 * After Carly mentions that Pam was getting laser hair removal, Spencer asks Carly from what part of her body was hair being removed. Carly then replied that she didn't want to know. Hmmm?
 * Freddie suggests that Spencer should take off Carly's pants.
 * After Spencer asks where the olive oil is, Carly says "In the bathroom, where you left it." One wonders what he was using it for.
 * Jim Parson's character wants Carly and Freddie to kick his thighs hard.
 * A lady pepper sprays Spencer when he only has his briefs (tighty whities) on.
 * Carly says Sam's password is "icky."
 * Spencer says "I'll go get my boobs!"
 * When Spencer says "I'll go get my boobs!", it means that he already has some. What could he need boobs for? Hmmm?
 * Caleb says "...One BIG Virginia!" Virginia sounds like the female's body part that should not be described here.
 * Caleb says "Don't touch it.".
 * The nurse says "That boy jumped me!"

Innuendo in the iCarly Website Videos
Milk vs Hammers Debate
 * Sam and Freddie debate (in single, separate bath tubs) which is better, eventually deviating from the debate, and started making animal noises. At the very end, Carly pops out from Sam's tub (which barely fits Sam's whole body herself), and says "Neigh!"

Project for the shower:

 * Sam, Freddie and Spencer are all standing wet in a shower. Spencer has a pair of men's underwear on his head. He takes it off and Sam sews on it.

Songs in the Shower

 * Spencer, Freddie and Gibby are all standing wet in the shower.

iCarly.com Ad Page

 * On iCarly.com, it often reminds you that you are going in a page with ads. Notice Gibby's shirt says "Robin's Weiners" on it.