User blog comment:The Sam Puckett/Ask Sam a Question!/@comment-3132101-20110428204645/@comment-3569728-20110429041956

@SierraFanGirl I'll tell you, but I'm not taking the blame for your suspension! :P

First you give the nub a SUPER wedgie!!! Then, to add the steam, stick hot sauce down his pants! Enjoy while he frantically runs to the nearest bathroom.