Talk:Seddie/@comment-4123369-20110727013409

so a recent question has come up in my mind, fibbling its way to the surface. S o my friend the other day was talking about her two dogs, fliffy and piffy, and stated that she wasn't a cat person, and didn't like cats. OKAY LIKE WHAT!!!!!! CATS ARE SO MUCH BTTTER THAN DOGS!! Dogs need so much more attention, like you know, you gotta walk them and bathe them and clean their teeth and then theres the fleas and all the bitting and getting them fixed so you don't have little dog puppies because you are taking away the right for their own children and yaddy yaddy ya, cat's are just sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much easier! All thy want is to roam around and be scratches from time to time! Cat's are just lazy, they just do their own thing, like to be lone birds, while dogs require SO MUCH attention! What is with that! Dogs are all like "You have to focus al your attention on me!" and cats are all like, "Yo, im a cat, man. I just eat, want ya to scratch my ears every once and a while, and i pretty much mind my own business, roaming round da house. And i go to the bathroom in a box." That's another thing! Dogs constantly have to be let out to go to the bathroom, but cats can just go in their litterbox! It's simple, you don't have to listen to neihbrs compliants about poop on their lawns, and everything is all settled. Also, cats don't bark. Dogs can keep you up ALL NIGHT LONG iwth their constant yapping! But Cat's just meow in a soft way that makes you go AWWWW

SO GOT TELL MY FRIEND SHE WAS WRONG!DEAD WRONG! HOW CAN ANYONE BE CAT PERSON, WHEN DOGS ARE SO MUCH BETTER, OBVIOUSLY PROVEN BY ALL THE CORRECT INFORMATION I JUST GAVE IN MY SPEECH RANT?

thank you.