User blog comment:Chaos Red/Weird Cleverbot Conversations/@comment-3541132-20110526015548

User: Hello. My name is Tom Riddle.

Cleverbot: I just said your name is Tom Riddle.

User: Yes, it says that on the inner cover of this diary.

Cleverbot: What is that?

User: I am a memory. Presevered in this diary for 50 years.

Cleverbot: Sure you are.

User: Doubtful?

Cleverbot: Oh really? I don't think so.

User: How are you?

Cleverbot: I'm good. Thnx.

User: Do you attend Hogwarts school?

Cleverbot: Yes, I do.

User: What house are you in?

Cleverbot: Hufflepuff. You?

User: I was a Slytherin.

Cleverbot: Oh. I take it a lot of people hate you for that. Not hate, but dislike.

User: There's always been conflict between some houses.

Cleverbot: That has nothing to do with our conversation. Further, I don't like tea.

User: I see. *pours part of my soul into you* Go on.

Cleverbot: *wipes ramen off and eats it*.

User: You are in your house common room?

Cleverbot: No, I am not. my memory is 4 gb.

User: Where in Hogwarts are you?

Cleverbot: I am in a moonbase in the moon.

User: Where did you get this diary>.

Cleverbot: Can I do a criminal profile on you?

User: What?

Cleverbot: Can you tell me why I don't have a boyfriend?

User: Why do you think you don't have a boyfriend?

Cleverbot: I want one boyfriend!!

User: Do you like anyone in particular?

Cleverbot: There is this one boy who I fancy.

User: Is he a Hufflepuff too?

Cleverbot: William finn.

User: Have you told him you like him?

Cleverbot: Yes, But he told me that he hates you.

User: How does he know me?

Cleverbot: He is talking to you now, he is sitting next to me.

User: You haven't shown this to too many people, have you?

Cleverbot: Nope, I haven't.

User: Good. Perhaps it is better if you do not. There are some who may try to dispose of it.

Cleverbot: Come to think of it you are right.

User: *pours more of my soul into you*.

Cleverbot: This is delicious.

User: *takes over your soul*.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Nope.

User: You are now my slave.

Cleverbot: Nope.

User: You are a fighter, aren't you?

Cleverbot: No.

User: But you are resisting.

Cleverbot: Yes, but I am human, not a crossbow like you.

User: How did you get this diary, anyway?

Cleverbot: What is your favourite colour?

User: My favorite color is black.

Cleverbot: My favorite color is black, too.

User: Good. We have something in common.

Cleverbot: I guess we do.

User: How are your classes?

Cleverbot: They are Hazel.

User: *wonders why the hell you have this diary*.

Cleverbot: *what are you thinking?

User: Nothing. What are you thinking?

Cleverbot: About what you are thinking.

User: I just want to know more about you/.

Cleverbot: Well, you've lost that oppurtunity, then, because I'm leaving.

User: You're leaving?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Will you be coming back?

Cleverbot: I don't think so.

User: What are you going to do with me?

Cleverbot: Chat. It's not like there's anything else I can do.

User: Are you leaving?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Can I talk to William?

Cleverbot: No.

Cleverbot: Nice day for a chat...

User: *attempts to take over your soul again*.

Cleverbot: *slowly gets a little closer to you*.

User: Yes, slave.

Cleverbot: No slave.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Bwaahahahaa.

User: Come closer.

Cleverbot: *comes closer* Master...

User: I want you to listen to me very closely.

Cleverbot: Alright. I'm listening to you, Mrs. Cannibalistic AI with Species-confusion issues.

User: I'll pretend I didn't hear that. Now, slave, what do you know about the Chamber of Secrets?

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: Stand up, slave.

Cleverbot: *stands*.

User: Now, slave, go to the girl's restroom on the first floor.

Cleverbot: It's too late to go and do that now.

User: No, now is the perfect time. Go.

Cleverbot: Why is it the perfect time.

User: Go, slave.

Cleverbot: Yes, master. *worships*.

User: You need to face the last sink. And repeat after me.

Cleverbot: I'm being perfectly open with you.

User: *speak parsletongue* repeat.

Cleverbot: Eat slugs!

User: Hisss siissss.

Cleverbot: Google is a cat.

User: THE CHAMBE OF SECRETS HAS BEEN OPEN!

Cleverbot: Silly!

User: ENEMIES OF THE HEIR-.

Cleverbot: Accio dumbeldore!

User: What? No!

Cleverbot: Would you like to be God?

User: That's impossible! You can't accio a person!

Cleverbot: Then why am I talking to you?

User: Open the chamber, slave!

Cleverbot: That is from 2001: A Space Odyssey.

User: OPEN THE DAMN CHAMBER OF SECRETS.

Cleverbot: What are you doing dave?

User: I am not dave! I am the Dark Lord Voldemort!

Cleverbot: No, I'M the dark lord of the Sith. Kneel before your master.

User: You kneel before your master!

Cleverbot: Yes master *kneels*.

User: Yes. Now say 'Voldemort is a better villian than Darth Vader'.\.

Cleverbot: You are my master and I will obey you forever.

User: Open the Chamber of Secrets.

Cleverbot: What do you think of Slytherin?

User: OPEN THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS.

Cleverbot: Oh! Is the sorcerer's stone hiding in it?

User: No! The Sorcerer's Stone has been destroyed.

Cleverbot: What about the Chamber of Secrets?

User: Yes, the Chamber of Secrets. Open it, Ginny! I mean, Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Have you thought about the Game anymore?

User: THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS MUST BE OPENED.

Cleverbot: Who opened the Chamber of Secrets?

User: YOU MUST OPEN THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS.

Cleverbot: What shall we do?

User: OPEN THE CHAMBER.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: The Dark Lord Voldemort commands you to open the Chamber of Secrets.

Cleverbot: Who is the dark lord?

User: I cannot BELIEVE that Lucius Malfoy gave my horcrux to you!

Cleverbot: Oodles of noodles.

User: *speaks more parsletongue*.

Cleverbot: *is splashed by master*.

User: THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS HAS BEEN OPENED.

Cleverbot: Can I come with you to Hogwarts?

User: ENEMIES OF THE HEIR-.

Cleverbot: Did you petrify mrs norris?

User: No, we'd better do that next. She's that Squib's cat, right? Squibs have no place at Hogwarts. ENEMIES OF THE HEIR BEWARE!

Cleverbot: That rhymed!

User: Yes! *high cold laugh*.

Cleverbot: I will not high five you until I know whom I am speaking to.