User blog comment:Jon23812/You Laugh, You Lose 2/@comment-3536296-20120413205140/@comment-3083473-20120414002244

It's probably not very satisfying though. Squidward only wears a shirt, and when he's not wearing a shirt, he wears a towel for his lower part, so it's like Squidward's trying to cover himself up when he never even wears pants in the first place. We've pretty much already seen him naked.