User blog comment:FreddieSeddieI'mReady/Here comes Irony/@comment-4264807-20110815055611

I believe it went something like this One Bright Day In The Middle Of The Night, Two Dead BoysGot Up To Fight, Back To Back They Faced Each Other, Drew Their Swords And Shot Each Other, A Deaf PoliceMan Heard The Noise, Came Out And Shot The Two Dead Boys, And If You Dont Believe Me Ask The Blind Man On The Corner Of Hollywood And Vine He Saw The Whole Thing.

But I may be wrong