User blog:Crazy4Seddie/Sam & Freddie's "Argument"

Sam: It's all your fault!

Freddie (staring at her in disbelief): How is this MY fault!?

Sam (glaring back at him): Of course it's your fault! If you hadn't even ordered those cupcakes in the first place, Carly wouldn't have had an allergic reaction to it!

Freddie (rolling his eyes): How can you be so stupid??? It was YOU who put that bad stuff in the cupcakes! Not me!

Sam (shrugging): I had no idea it would do that to her.

Freddie: Well, you should've asked her first!

Sam (lifting her chin): Hey, ya know what, Fredlumps? I was rushing and I wasn't thinking straight, OK? Jeez, I'm just as annoyed with this as you are. You don't have to push me even further into it!

Freddie (stepping closer towards Sam): Well, still! You NEED to work on being more responsible, Little Miss Sassy!


 * Sam punches Freddie in the arm*

Freddie (flinching): OW!!!

Sam: HA! That'll teach you not to be all parent-like to Momma!

Freddie (stepping even closer to Sam): You haven't taught me ANYTHING, Sam! And you never will! I'm always gonna have to set you straight! You're hopeless!


 * Sam punches Freddie again*

Sam: Well you're not so hopeful yourself, Fredweird! You're nothing but a lousy nerd!

Freddie (raising his eyebrow): Well, you're nothing but a lazy delinquent with no future!

Sam (inches away from Freddie's face): Oh yeah?

Freddie: YEAH!!!


 * The two start making out passionately*

1 minute later...

Sam: I hate you.

Freddie: I hate you too.


 * They continue making out*