User blog comment:The Sam Puckett/iCarly Abridged!!!! Episode 1!!!/@comment-3092491-20110530033239

This is amazingly, wonderful hilarious! How is everyone so awesome? I LOVE THIS. Freddie thinking hes Toplin and Carly's Megan is like the greatest idea ever xD

I'm gonna quote a bunch o' stuff now. You've been warned ;P

"Carly: Spencer, you know the only squirrel I pet belongs to-" This is the first time I really laughed out loud xD

"Sam: Read my lips you camera loving freak, Carly will never love you. Maybe I do, but I’ll never tell you, because you’re a nerd, ya nerd! I went to a psychic and she told me in Season 4, episode 10-"

OMG, I love you! (not creepy at all) That was the best line <3

"Freddie: (In a singsong voice) Hehe, you got punished, you got punished… Sam: Your camera angle’s off." Lol, yes! So funny. I love Sam being a tech nerd, thank you! But you should say the framing is off. Even more annoying (sorry, that’s my own tech nerd speaking)

"And dream about lard based products, MPEGS," So random and yet...so not.

"Yes to what? You can’t sleep in my room, it hasn’t been built yet." You. Are. Brilliant.

"Sorry about that, can we still be friends? Minus Sam? Sam: One day I will kiss you, and it’ll confuse the (insert cash register noise here) out of you." It’s the cursing really that makes it so awesome.

"And that disturbed boy with the camera." Just...xD

The whole conversation of them coming up with iCarly was gold!

"Shrugs* Ok. I’ll trust you to go upstairs with a girl and a boy every Friday, alone, with a camera. Seems reasonable!" Oh...the things teenagers could do....

"We’re on in t-minus, five, four, three, two, uhhh what comes after-" Wonderful :P

"I’m not a geek, I’m a nerd! Learn the difference, you blonde idiot!" But a geek is so much better Freddie! You are delusional!

And that is all. I can't wait for the next chapter ;) This thing is pure hilarity.