User blog comment:Jon23812/Type Without Looking - New Game/@comment-4800318-20111115220426/@comment-4124149-20111116210250

Hello, ladies, look at your ma, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadl, he isn't me, but if he stopped using ladies scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like he's me. Look down, back up, where are you? You're on a boat with the man your man coiuld smell like. What's in your hand, back at me I have it, it's an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again, the tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I'm kn a horse.

MWAHAHAHA.