User blog comment:Cartoonprincess/Short, Stupid, Random, Seddie Things...XD/@comment-3206818-20110116153159

(Sam and Freddie are sitting in the iCarly studio on beanbags)

Sam: "Fredderly, go get me some bacon."

Freddie: "Since when have I been your personal slave? Get it yourself."

Sam: "Since the first day you met me."

Freddie: *Groans* "True..." *Gets up to fetch Sam some bacon, and then stops* "Wait, no - I'm not gonna do what you tell me anymore."

Sam: "Er, excuse me?"

Freddie: "That's right! Freddie is a man now!"

Sam: "Yeah, you're so manly that you still go on mother and son camping trips. Now go get me some bacon."

Freddie: "I do not! And no!"

Sam: "Yeah, you do. Oh, and your mom still dresses you every day!"

Freddie: "At least my clothes don't have barbecue sauce down them, Samantha!"

Sam: "Don't you DARE call me Samantha!"

Freddie: "Oh, I'm sorry, SAMANTHA!"

Sam: "Take it back!" *Takes a step towards Freddie.*

Freddie: "No!"

Sam: "Take it back, now!" *Takes another step towards him*

Freddie: "Nope!"

Sam: "Take. It. Back." "Takes another step, and is now only inches away from him*

Freddie: *quietly* "No."


 * Sam grabs his collar and pulls him towards her, and they kiss. They pull away after a moment.*

Freddie: *shocked* "Err..."

Sam: "Yeah... I'm gonna go get some bacon now..."


 * She leaves the room with Freddie watching, and the scene ends.*

LOL, I hope that wasn't too terrible - I made it up on the spot:P