User blog comment:SliverV1/Riddles/@comment-2197303-20110914215322

Ok this one is gonna be really easy also. For some reason it's harder when someone tells it to you- I swear xD

There was a billionaire living on his private island in Costa Rica. He hired an elderly man to work for him as a watchman over the gate of his island throughout every night. Meanwhile, the billionaire began planning his flight off the island to visit family. One night the elderly man had a dream that the billionaire's flight crashed and he died. Later on, as the billionaire was about to leave, the elderly man said, "Sir, I had a dream your flight went horribly wrong and you died on it. You must not get on this plane." The billionaire responded, "Thank you for saving my life, but you're fired."

So... why was he fired? Leave your interesting or creative responses below. But thanks for watching this episode of equals three.. *ahem* sorry I'm getting carried away xD