Talk:Seddie/@comment-3508470-20120929130040

I should like totally come with a handbook XD .So let me write one :) NOT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY! Only for comedic purposes :)

1. Never and I mean never peeve sjf off. She's like a fire-cracker when she's ready. An example is a comment down below where people literally have to tell her to calm down XD.

2, Never ever ever ever ever play a prank on sjf, She will blow up like a balloon that was let off 450 feet above the earth's surface (I don't think that makes sense).

3. Never tell her bad things about, her ship, Sam, Carly (still thinking about Freddie) and or Spencer. This girl right here will explode and trust me, it ain't pretty....(still waiting for Liz'sLemon to come back to the wiki because I haven't seen her in a while)

4, if you dare say anything about my dear child Jennette Mccurdy that has something negative in it I will cry, then get angry, then take it out on you..I don't know why, I just react to those things like Obama would react to Mitt Romney winning...and I'm sure you guys hate Mitt Romney, and if you don't...well..um, yeah :)

5. If you try to convert her like someone tried to do last year, things will happen to you....MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

and lastly

SJF is a very crazy child who will laugh at you for anything. She has no conscience after it retired from her body over 3 years ago. She is the property of Joni and should not be used for commercial purposes. Copyright Viacom and whatever the heck comes after that..