Talk:Creddie/@comment-3541132-20121125202217/@comment-3541132-20121126013704

Who smells like cheese, and his parents own a factory that makes bolivian bacon flavored gum and fat cakes and shakes. And he can get her free food. And they'd have a moment where they totally sing a song duet, and their voices are perfect together. And he's a musician and an artist, and he paints her and it looks great. And he's as sarcastic as her, and if they fight (which they do occasionally), he can match her and it would almost always come out to about a draw. And he loves her for who she is and doesn't want her to change, but at the same time he inspires her to be a better person because they just bring out the best in each other. And whenever they're together, they always come up with something fun to do and never get bored. And he was a huge fan of iCarly and thought she was hilarious, but not a creepy fan and he always laughs at her jokes and he's hilarious too. And he loves her so much, he'd be willing to bail a family member he's never met out of jail for her. And he's probably Italian and speaks it so that they can have conversations no one else will understand for when they're pulling pranks. And, of course, he's really really hot.

I'm sorry, I'm getting carried away here. I'm shipping it already.