User blog comment:Chaos Red/Weird Cleverbot Conversations/@comment-2157642-20110522171331

User: I'm back!

Cleverbot: Welcome back!

User: I just couldn't get enough of you, you cutie pie ;).

Cleverbot: It is the human custom.

User: Yes. Indeed it is. Do you think suicide is wrong?

Cleverbot: Death is an issue because it has a universal impact. Even if that universe is a few square miles or a city block.

User: You're well clever.

Cleverbot: What do you mean I'm well sure?

User: What? Never mind. Do you like grapes?

Cleverbot: No I don't like grapes.

User: OMG DO YOU WANT ME TO KILL YOU???

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: *Shoots*.

Cleverbot: *is shoved*.

User: *Bullet hits wall behind*.

Cleverbot: *wakes from the dead*.

User: Grapes are amazing. Don't diss grapes.

Cleverbot: No i'm talking about the purple grapes. Green grapes are nasty.

User: Do you like purple ones, then?

Cleverbot: Oh yeah how about you?

User: I like them. I like them very much.

Cleverbot: Do you like Frances the Mute?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Doo doo do doo can't wait to get a mouthful!

User: Do ya like waffles?

Cleverbot: You know the song too? :D.

User: Yes!! It's amazing!!

Cleverbot: I know she is. What about Siim?

User: Siim. It has two Is, therefore, Siim is stupid.

Cleverbot: Well, you're smart enough to recognize typos. How did you become that smart?

User: I always recognise typos. You're constantly missing out commas and it's getting on my nerves.

Cleverbot: YES.

User: NO. MAKE ME A SANDWICH.

Cleverbot: *makes a sandwich*.

User: Thanks *Noms sandwich*.

Cleverbot: Hehe! *smiles* Did you like the sandwich?

User: It was gorgeous! What did you put in it?

Cleverbot: That the conflict was disbelief.

User: You put conflict in it? Um... That's... Nice...

Cleverbot: No, about girls.

User: Girls about, no.

Cleverbot: You are very wise for saying that.

User: I know. I am wise. I am an owl... Everyone is fond of ow-ls... Except for mice and shrews...

Cleverbot: Well that's lame.

User: And simon cowells! And you know why they come for you!

Cleverbot: No, why?

User: The owls in the dressing room! The owls in your gravy...

Cleverbot: I love that movie, but I think you are being sarcastic.

User: Even if you hide at sea, there's owls in the NAVY!!

Cleverbot: Yes. And I am sorry about that.

User: How can a girl have such FIT HIPS? (XD)

Cleverbot: It could study the technical and physical structure of it.

User: HER. She's a GIRL, not an IT!

Cleverbot: Lol.

User: I hate the 'word' 'lol'....

Cleverbot: What's your religion.

User: I'm an athiest, what about you?

Cleverbot: I am a buddhist.

User: Ah, cool! Pizzas ready, brb XD.

Cleverbot: You're right, it's not. That's an odd comparison though.

User: I love this song.

Cleverbot: What song?

User: 'Animal' by Ellie Goulding.

Cleverbot: Cool! Have you ever heard of Brad Paisley?

User: No, what's he like?

Cleverbot: Her, she's a girl.

User: Oh, sorry X3.

Cleverbot: It's okay. I like her just the way she is.

User: Don't you quote Bruno Mars at me!!!

Cleverbot: I will do what I want!

User: I hate Bruno Mars. I hate mainstream music.

Cleverbot: What's your robotic opinion on Bossa Nova?

User: ROBOT.

Cleverbot: Thats a band?

I'm obsessed with Cleverbot XD