Talk:Seddie/@comment-4948262-20120725061159

read this, its just ...

Ur in a boat in the middle of a river. U have 2 cigarettes and have to light one of them up but you don't have anything with you in the boat to light them with. How will you do it?

Ans: Take 1 cigarette and throw it in the water, this will make the boat LIGHTER. Using this LIGHTER you can light the other cigarette

another Epic Answer:Throw one cigarette into the air and catch it. A catch wins a MATCH. Use thi MATCh to light up a cigarette.

And If Even That wasn't Enough, Another Deadly answer:

Start praising one of the cigarettes, the other will get annoyed and will burn up with jealousy. And there you have it.

It is soooo absurd tht u gotta laugh :D