User blog comment:The Sam Puckett/Ask Sam a Question!/@comment-1742110-20110506064412/@comment-3569728-20110506064709

@slickniskshady he's doing a pros and cons list. So far, he's excited about no wedgies, Texas wedgies, wet willies, or random things ending up in his shampoo... ok, so the list's pretty long.

Cons are well, he's wondering how I'll function if I don't torture him in some way. I'm considering a patch, do they sell those for curbing violence?