User blog:HobknockerCentral/HobknockerCentral and Danville Show: Episode 3: Danville's Gone

'''HobknockerCentral: I’m HobknockerCentral, but not Danville, obviously. He’s still feeling, to use my word, “crappy”, because of his allergies. Therefore, tomorrow’s edition will be double-sized. Welcome to the Hobknocker Show!! Now, to start, some of my stand-up comedy. So, there’s too many lawyers in the world, according to new studies. Well, according to me, get the Uzis! It’s Lawyer Season! Be vewy, vewy quiet, I’m hunting lawyers.....I can’t do this. Goodnight. '''