User blog:DryYoshi/DryYoshi's Caption Contest 2

Before I begin, here's my top 3 captions from last time:

3rd place:  "Back away from the ham. I have a fork, and I'm not afraid to use it." - SakraTheHedgie

2nd Place: "Bow to the fork, peeps. Or you could end up like this ham here. In my digestive juices." - Lotstar

And the top #1 spot goes to: "Do you see this ham? In about two minutes, this fork will cut it into bite-sized pieces. If you even think about touching this sacred fork, you will end up exactly like the ham. We clear? Good. Now leave. My fork and I need some alone time." - Sparklyplatypus

And this time we got:

 Hope this isn't too hard for you guys. :) Good luck, and leave your caption in a comment BELOW and next time I will pick the top three best ones.