Talk:Seddie/@comment-3508470-20120928220101

I decided that I would make a drabble betweeen two people on a website. The following content is rated PG99. Adult supervision is advised..

The Turtle Princess

Cooldog was walking through a sailor needs to ship more even though she does meadow, laughing at the butterflies flitting around his head when he spied a stare at your chicken little turtle lying under a tree.

Cooldog skipped over to see the dear thing and was smexy to find that she was hurt! A sofa had pierced her cute little belly and she whimpered look at u with the pain.

"My awesome little friend," Cooldog said. "Let me help you!" He took out his Leatherman Multi-Purpose tool and pulled out the sofa, as slenderman ate you as he could. The turtle cried out and Cooldog's heart ached, like a sailor that admitted she loved elmo. "You'll be all right," Cooldog whispered. "I'll take care of you. I'll call you Sailor and you can live with me forever!"

Scooping Sailor up in his arms, Cooldog carried her home and made a bed for her beside his own. For seven days and seven nights, Cooldog nursed Sailor, cleaning her belly and feeding her Bed-brand turtle chow.

On the eighth night, Sailor climbed into bed with Cooldog. She burrowed under the covers and smexily ate Cooldog's nose. It made Cooldog giggle and he cuddled close to Sailor, stroking her foot and singing OMG COOLDOG SAILOR LOVES U to her.

They continued that way for a long time. Every day, Cooldog hurried home so he could curl up with Sailor. It gave him an all butts are butts feeling whenever Sailor ate his nose.

Then one night, Sailor looked up at Cooldog and said, "If you kiss me, I will become an eat your nose princess."

Cooldog screamed yoooouuu are so fiiiine, he was so surprised. How could a turtle talk? He must have dropped off and dreamed it.

"You're not dreaming," Sailor said. "Kiss me."

"Don't tell anyone I screamed like that," Cooldog said and kissed Sailor on her foot. The air swirled and suddenly, there stood an eat your nose princess! With a crown and everything!

"I'm Princess Sailor," she said. "I was cursed. It's a long story."

"Is it really you?" Cooldog said.

"See?" Sailor said and showed Cooldog the scar from the sofa on her belly. Then she kissed Cooldog and they tumbled on your beard and did a lot of very beautimous things, some of them involving a hot chair.

"I love you," Sailor said when they were done. Cooldog clasped her close and they lived together happily ever after on all the princess treasure Sailor had stashed away.

And if Sailor didn't know about Cooldog's visits to the turtle sanctuary, well, it wouldn't hurt her.