User blog comment:The Sam Puckett/Holding Auditions/@comment-4126791-20110708171529/@comment-2006898-20110708192718

(as Tori)Hi Trina. And BTW, that 'cute guy' who asked me out was Zachary, the nicest guy on Earth! And the only reason he rejected you, Trina, was because you threatened to beat him with your old Barbie umbrella you had when you were 5 and give him a texas wedgie if he didn't say yes.

Wait....WHAT were you plucking your toe hairs with?!?!?!? It BETTER not be the chopsticks I was saving to eat the leftover Chinese food for tonight!!!! >:|