User blog:MagicalMango/A Convo with my friend

Here is a conversation I had with my friend. & it was over email, so it's in all caps.

Me: OH NO THE BEAR ATE FREDDIE! BAD BEAR!

Friend: WHAT A BAD BEAR. AS HIS PUNISHMENT GIVE HIM SOME JELLO

Me: THE BEAR SHALL BE GIVEN GRAPE JELLO, THE WORST OF ALL.

Friend: WHERE'S THE JELLO!? HAVE U GIVEN IT TO THE NAUGHTY BEAR?

Me: YES, YES I HAVE. & NOW THE BEAR SHALL HAVE TO SUFFER.

Friend: GOODY GOODY!!

Me: NOW THE BEAR IS IN YOUR CLOSET. WITH HIS FRIENDS, THE FRENCH PEOPLE.

Friend: AH BUT I KICKED HIM OUT OF MY HOUSE AND NOW HE'S IN URS!

Me: ON NOES, I MUST SEND HIM OUT THE THE GROCERY STORE

Friend: HAVE U DONE SO??

Me: I HAVE NOW. BUT I BELIEVE HE WENT TO YOUR BACKYARD & IS BATHING HIMSELF IN YOUR FOUNTAIN.

Friend: VERY WELL THEN. I MUST LET HIM FINISH HIS BATH AND THEN THROW HIM IN YOUR BBQ GRILL. JUST MAKE SURE IT ISN'T ON WHEN I THROW HIM!

Me:DON'T WORRY, IT IS NOT ON NOW. WAIT, HAVE YOU THROWN HIM YET?

Friend: INDEED I HAVE! HAVE U SEEN HIM OR HAS HE ESCAPED?

Me: I BELIVE HE HAS ESCAPED. FOR I HAVE NOT SEEN HIM. I HAVE A HUNCH HE IS AT HIS FRIEND THE CURLY BEAR'S HOUSE, WHICH IS IN YOUR BUSHES.

Friend: I'M CHECKING ALL MY BUSHES AND....THEY BIT MY NOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!! HELLLLPPPPP!!!

Me: THEY MUST BE SNAP-A-TRAP BUSHES! YOU MUST DISPOSE OF THEM IMMEDIATLEY! THEN YOU MUST FIND THE BEAR!

Friend: I MEANT THE BEARS!!

Me: OH. I KNEW THAT. THEN YOU MUST CAPTURE THEM. & GIVE THEM THE GRAPE JELLO AGAIN. Friend: LOL. I TOTSALLY VILL! *SAYS IN INDIAN ACCENT*

Me: YA YOU SHOULD, MAN. GET DEM BEARS.

Friend: I HAVE GOTTEN DEM BEARS AND GIVEN DEM GRAPE JELLO AND NOW THEY ARE SUFFERING IN FRONT OF MY EYES AT MY DINNER TABLE

Me:MWAHAHAHA. NOW THEY SHALL BATHE THEMSELVES IN TIKI'S (her dog) WATER BOWLS