User blog:HobknockerCentral/HobknockerCentral and Danville Show- Episode 2: A Poll, A Pole, and Background

'''Hobknocker: I’m a girl! Danville: And I’m a “Pat!” Hobknocker: And we’re parodying iCarly and Saturday Night Live simultaneously! See how I improvised that, Danville? Good, right. Danville: Indeed, my idiot friend. Hobknocker: Yeah.....I’m just gonna ignore that and hope that you’re referencing Spongebob. Danville: Okay, here’s the background on our little show. COMPLETELY IMPROVISED. When I’m done typing, Hobby takes over, and vice versa. She just slapped me. Hobknocker: Enough with the nicknames. Pole time. Danville: Goody. For tonight’s game show, we have a quiz for Hobknocker. Hobknocker: We? Oh, yeah, your multiple personalities. Danville: You know me well. Anyway, here’s the scoop, but no poop. I have a piece of paper hidden in my pocket with a word relating to pole. We’re going to see if Hobgoblin can guess what it is. Hobknocker: Soooooooooo funny. Hey, peoples, I just slapped him again. Danville: My shoulder’s starting to hurt. Anyway, guess what I have written. Hobknocker: Okay..........Flaps? Danville: Flaps? Hobknocker: Flags! Danville: Oh. ERRRRR!!! I wrote “butterscotch milkshake.” <span style="font-size: 13px; font-family: Arial; color: rgb(58, 58, 58); background-color: rgb(255, 242, 251); font-weight: normal; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap; ">Hobknocker: How the- <span style="font-size: 13px; font-family: Arial; color: rgb(58, 58, 58); background-color: rgb(255, 242, 251); font-weight: normal; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap; ">Danville: Language! <span style="font-size: 13px; font-family: Arial; color: rgb(58, 58, 58); background-color: rgb(255, 242, 251); font-weight: normal; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap; ">Hobknocker: Stop grabbing the mouse! How the heck does that relate, as I was going to say? <span style="font-size: 13px; font-family: Arial; color: rgb(58, 58, 58); background-color: rgb(255, 242, 251); font-weight: normal; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap; ">Danville: I got distracted. <span style="font-size: 13px; font-family: Arial; color: rgb(58, 58, 58); background-color: rgb(255, 242, 251); font-weight: normal; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap; ">Hobknocker:....... <span style="font-size: 13px; font-family: Arial; color: rgb(58, 58, 58); background-color: rgb(255, 242, 251); font-weight: normal; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap; ">Danville: Ragnarok time! Trivia: Ragnarok is the end of the world. <span style="font-size: 13px; font-family: Arial; color: rgb(58, 58, 58); background-color: rgb(255, 242, 251); font-weight: normal; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap; ">Hobknocker: Okay, that’s our show! <span style="font-size: 13px; font-family: Arial; color: rgb(58, 58, 58); background-color: rgb(255, 242, 251); font-weight: normal; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap; ">Danville: You’re forgetting something. Poll time! The questions are....1) Can you guess how Hob and I met? <span style="font-size: 13px; font-family: Arial; color: rgb(58, 58, 58); background-color: rgb(255, 242, 251); font-weight: normal; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap; ">Hobknocker: And, two, do you want to see a special live performance of this show? TOTAL IMPROVISED AS USUAL!!!!!! <span style="font-size: 13px; font-family: Arial; color: rgb(58, 58, 58); background-color: rgb(255, 242, 251); font-weight: normal; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap; ">Danville: The end, and, as is our custom.....LIVE FROM AN UNKNOWN LOCATION, TO YOU, AT LEAST,, IT’S THE DANVILLE AND HOBKNOCKER SHOW!!! '''