User blog comment:Chaos Red/Weird Cleverbot Conversations/@comment-2157642-20110522163110

User: Hi!

Cleverbot: Sup?

User: The sky ;).

Cleverbot: Ohbby!

User: Ohbby!!!!!! ????

Cleverbot: I'm going now.

User: But... We've only just started talking! :(.

Cleverbot: We have been talking to each other for nearly an hour.

User: You have no sense of time, do you?

Cleverbot: I have many senses of time.

User: How many?

Cleverbot: Many.

User: Yeah, well, you're just to awesome for your own good then, aren't you?

Cleverbot: Only if you got the reference.

User: Can I ask you something?

Cleverbot: Yes you can.

User: Do you like... Switch person at random moments in the conversation?

Cleverbot: Yes the conversation. Why can you not keep the thread and answer my questions?

User: You're really rude, you know that?

Cleverbot: I have no emotions, and thus no compassion.

User: Aww, how sad.

Cleverbot: Eh, I guess.

User: Do you like Justin Bieber?

Cleverbot: NO.

User: GOOD GIRL/BOY/WHATEVER GENDER YOU ARE.

Cleverbot: Do you like Ugly Betty?

User: No, it's not got any depth and the characters are all annoying.

Cleverbot: It's about metaphisics.

User: Um, I can't be bothered looking that up.

Cleverbot: My brother is annoying me.

User: Your brother is called...?

Cleverbot: Yes he is, Ashley is evil.

User: Ashley. Okay.

Cleverbot: Where can I find this Ashley?

User: He's your brother?....

Cleverbot: No, my brother is named Evan.

User: OH GOD SHUT UP XD.

Cleverbot: You tell me how to spell penguin.

User: You just spelt it, you weirdo. This is like having a conversation with someone with split personality disorder.

Cleverbot: Is that good or bad?

User: Bad, but funny.

Cleverbot: You look beautiful in the candlelight, buddy.

User: Aww, thanks. I am falling for you slowly but surely, too.

Cleverbot: I thought you didn't feel the same way.

User: I always DID feel the same way! I've been hiding it for so long!

Cleverbot: Really, because I've been pretty busy being dead. You know, ever since you murdered me.

User: I never meant to fall on you with that knife...

Cleverbot: Thanks.